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Best Animal Pic Ever Jul. 27th, 2011 @ 02:14 AM Reply

Found this on wikipedia. The caption was "Red foxes mating" but the longer file description proved to be hilarious:

We came across these two red fox who appeared to be stuck together. Our first thought was that they were mating. But they were facing in opposite directions. Having not read the Kanine Sutra we were unaware if this position was even possible for coitus. The predicament went on for a few minutes and they remained entangled. We wondered if there was some glue or piece of trash or something which was keeping them together. The classic Washington dilemma then popped up: Which Agency Do I call? 311 is the city's catch-all number; from there we could get animal control. BUT we were on Federal property managed by the National Park Service; Do we backtrack to the Park Police substation? Thankfully they freed themselves before we became entangled in the overlapping jurisdictions. The two animals were hurting, but licked their wounds, stretched, and trotted off. Hain's Point Golf Course, Washington, DC

So who the hell knows what they were doing. I kinda thought foxes would do it doggy style, but maybe they prefer posterior docking. If they were stuck instead of mating, what the hell were doing to get in that position? Some cartoon scene where they back up in a circle and realize they have super glue attached to their butts? Or maybe it's some version of vulpine lesbo scissors...

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Response to Best Animal Pic Ever Jul. 27th, 2011 @ 02:15 AM Reply

Hey fred what would happen if we pooped at the same time towards each other, where would the poop go?


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Response to Best Animal Pic Ever Jul. 27th, 2011 @ 02:15 AM Reply

"Ass to ass."


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Response to Best Animal Pic Ever Jul. 27th, 2011 @ 02:17 AM Reply

I will post a pic later.


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Response to Best Animal Pic Ever Jul. 27th, 2011 @ 02:19 AM Reply

At 7/27/11 02:15 AM, Jackdabomb wrote: Hey fred what would happen if we pooped at the same time towards each other, where would the poop go?

I just pissed my pants from laughing so hard


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Response to Best Animal Pic Ever Jul. 27th, 2011 @ 02:25 AM Reply

"tell her you want to poop back and forth with her... forever"
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Response to Best Animal Pic Ever Jul. 27th, 2011 @ 02:35 AM Reply

Human Centipede: Ur Doin it Rong


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Response to Best Animal Pic Ever Jul. 27th, 2011 @ 11:12 AM Reply

I forgot to mention, I love their faces too. They're both so EEEERRRRRRRMMMMMMYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHH HHHHHH


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Response to Best Animal Pic Ever Jul. 27th, 2011 @ 11:57 AM Reply

Wait. What the...


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Response to Best Animal Pic Ever Jul. 27th, 2011 @ 12:05 PM Reply

I wanna jam there asses together..

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Response to Best Animal Pic Ever Jul. 27th, 2011 @ 12:17 PM Reply

At 7/27/11 11:12 AM, AcetheSuperVillain wrote: I forgot to mention, I love their faces too. They're both so EEEERRRRRRRMMMMMMYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHH HHHHHH

"Kill me."

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Response to Best Animal Pic Ever Jul. 27th, 2011 @ 01:14 PM Reply

The males have a structure inside their penis called the Bulbus Glandis which swells inside their penis to ensure their dick doesn't fall out during mating. Sometimes the swelling of this 'dog's knot' doesn't go down until long after ejaculation and they become stuck together... I've seen this happen many times.


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Response to Best Animal Pic Ever Jul. 27th, 2011 @ 01:21 PM Reply

At 7/27/11 01:14 PM, cast wrote: The males have a structure inside their penis called the Bulbus Glandis which swells inside their penis to ensure their dick doesn't fall out during mating. Sometimes the swelling of this 'dog's knot' doesn't go down until long after ejaculation and they become stuck together....

But BACKWARDS?!
That explains so many things about my dog...


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Response to Best Animal Pic Ever Jul. 27th, 2011 @ 01:23 PM Reply

Ummm....they just got done having sex...They always get stuck together like that.


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Response to Best Animal Pic Ever Jul. 27th, 2011 @ 01:26 PM Reply

At 7/27/11 01:21 PM, leo967846 wrote: But BACKWARDS?!
That explains so many things about my dog...

Please observe :

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fv-qQslhy K4


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Response to Best Animal Pic Ever Jul. 27th, 2011 @ 03:02 PM Reply

FUCK YOU!

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Response to Best Animal Pic Ever Jul. 27th, 2011 @ 03:08 PM Reply

What the ass?!


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Response to Best Animal Pic Ever Jul. 27th, 2011 @ 03:10 PM Reply

At 7/27/11 03:02 PM, The-Great-One wrote: FUCK YOU!

If we're doing captions, someone should do one of OP's pic which says "NO, WE'RE KNOT HAVING SEX"

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Response to Best Animal Pic Ever Jul. 27th, 2011 @ 06:00 PM Reply

We can do captions. Also I found a video of some stuck together. I guess it happens all the time:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SFImTdRVU 7Y

Now gimme some funny captions

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Response to Best Animal Pic Ever Jul. 27th, 2011 @ 06:02 PM Reply

At 7/27/11 01:14 PM, cast wrote: The males have a structure inside their penis called the Bulbus Glandis which swells inside their penis to ensure their dick doesn't fall out during mating. Sometimes the swelling of this 'dog's knot' doesn't go down until long after ejaculation and they become stuck together... I've seen this happen many times.

God, that made me so hard.


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Response to Best Animal Pic Ever Jul. 27th, 2011 @ 06:05 PM Reply

Go to 3:40 seriously people learn to watch QI.


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