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To look up, see who it was, and throw em over the balcony.

At 7/26/11 12:47 AM, Chronamut wrote: what would be your first reaction?

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

then I would cry

Find who it was, beat him to near death then leave him naked in a cage in public until his wounds heal, barely feeding him enough for him to survive. Then, when he heals, beat him to near death and repeat the whole process.

pull out a dyson vacuum,proceed to remove any trace of semen on my body,and beat the shit out of the person who did it. they would be long gone though if im sucking everything off.(pun intended)

At 7/26/11 01:35 AM, floffmonster wrote:

At 7/26/11 01:31 AM, Chronamut wrote: I wonder if it's illegal to do that sicne technically you could get the person pregnant on give them stds or worse, if say they had a cut or it got in their eye or something..

Yeah..i'm pretty sure that shit is illegal :P and you could sue their ass off for it

or zack their ass :P

CROSS REFERENCE THREADING!

Well it's a good thing I sharpened my hunting knife today huh?

scream in terror and cry, and then odds are, the people around me would approach me and offer some help for the tragic and absurd accident.

1. Scrape a bit off, put it in a plastic container.

2. I'd take a shower and go to a hospital.

3. Ask for a DNA test and pay for fees.

4. Once the identity has been found, I'll sue them and indict them for a sexual offense.

Legal system and forensic sciences FTW.

I'd rub up against all the women, and make them pregnant.

Now, I am hero.

At 7/26/11 12:47 AM, Chronamut wrote: what would be your first reaction?

I would cry.

At 7/26/11 12:48 AM, floffmonster wrote: Vomit, then immediately cry. And blame Chronamut for posting the idea.

I thought girls liked semen?

I'd probably make a youtube video and sell t-shirts.

At 7/26/11 03:55 AM, funnyhomeboy wrote: 1. Scrape a bit off, put it in a plastic container.

2. I'd take a shower and go to a hospital.

3. Ask for a DNA test and pay for fees.

4. Once the identity has been found, I'll sue them and indict them for a sexual offense.

Pretty much that, just replace "sue them and have them indicted for a sexual assault" with
"Hunt them down and proceed to make their life a living nightmare from whence they shall never awake. And only when they beg, bloody and broken, on their knees, for death shall I finally kill them. Then I'll kill myself, go to the darkests abysss in hell, topple the dark liege of that nightmarish world, battle my way through the forces of perdition, to find and drag the one who shamed me back to the surface, JUST SO THAT I MAY HAVE THE PLEASURE OF KILLING HIM A SECOND TIME!

I'm a very revenge oriented person.

Eat it all

At 7/26/11 01:27 AM, Jackdabomb wrote: I would attempt to donate to local sperm bank

And make a killing while at it.

At 7/26/11 03:55 AM, funnyhomeboy wrote: 1. Scrape a bit off, put it in a plastic container.

2. I'd take a shower and go to a hospital.

3. Ask for a DNA test and pay for fees.

4. Once the identity has been found, I'll sue them and indict them for a sexual offense.

Legal system and forensic sciences FTW.

only one fault with your plan dear - police only have dna records of CONVICTED people - they don't have a dna database of every single person in the world.

Tell everyone on facebook about it, of course

At 7/26/11 09:16 AM, Xenomit wrote: Eat it all

You know, I actually think you're serious.

At 7/26/11 09:42 AM, ModernPatriot wrote:

At 7/26/11 09:16 AM, Xenomit wrote: Eat it all

You know, I actually think you're serious.

if he wants to then let him :P

At 7/26/11 09:42 AM, ModernPatriot wrote:

At 7/26/11 09:16 AM, Xenomit wrote: Eat it all

You know, I actually think you're serious.

pft*, im not serious

*looks around nervously*

Cut their throat.

At 7/26/11 09:49 AM, GenocidalTendencies wrote: Cut their throat.

but, theyre on a balcony....

At 7/26/11 09:50 AM, Xenomit wrote:

At 7/26/11 09:49 AM, GenocidalTendencies wrote: Cut their throat.

but, theyre on a balcony....

..and you don't know who they are and can't see them...

I would probably be a little grossed out, then I'd go home and take a shower.

At 7/26/11 09:47 AM, Xenomit wrote:

At 7/26/11 09:42 AM, ModernPatriot wrote:

At 7/26/11 09:16 AM, Xenomit wrote: Eat it all

You know, I actually think you're serious.

pft*, im not serious

*looks around nervously*

Hey, if you wanna lick the semen off of you, like the dog-boy that you are, then be my guest.

At 7/26/11 09:43 AM, Chronamut wrote:

if he wants to then let him :P

You'd like that wouldn't you?

Shut my eyes and wail like a newborn.

Ew then go hug people.

I would start playing "Jizz in my pants" by the lonely island...

To be entirely honest I think I'd be too confused to do anything quickly, I mean. Who takes the time to fill a bucket with seamen?

At 7/26/11 10:29 AM, Mavorick wrote: Who takes the time to fill a bucket with seamen?

I'm no expert or anything, but it'd have to be a pretty big bucket just to fit one seaman in there, I think.