if you were walking under a balcony.. and someone dumped an entire bucket of semen on you, completely coating you from head to foot, and there was no lake or fountain around, and there were people all around you who witnessed it?
what would be your first reaction?
At 7/26/11 12:47 AM, Chronamut wrote: what would be your first reaction?
To look up, see who it was, and run up the stairs to beat the shit out of them.
Sometimes, it would rain men. "Hallelujah!", we would cry. Thousands were killed.
At 7/26/11 12:47 AM, Chronamut wrote: if you were walking under a balcony.. and someone dumped an entire bucket of semen on you, completely coating you from head to foot, and there was no lake or fountain around, and there were people all around you who witnessed it?
what would be your first reaction?
Pull out a gun and pop a cap in his ass.
Vomit, then immediately cry. And blame Chronamut for posting the idea.
I would chase them and make them swallow all the semen in my hair.
[I've been wandering round but I still come back to you]
If it was fresh and tasted good, I'd have no worries. But if it was sour, there'd be hell to pay.
This thread has nothing to do with Klondike bars! I am disappoint.
Obviously drink it if they were attractive.
Haha sarcasm.
At 7/26/11 12:47 AM, Stupor wrote: It's rainin' men, Hallelujah
HALLELUJAH, IT'S RAINING (SE)MEN!
now lets twist it - lets say the person immediately retreated into their apartment and it was a 19 story apartment - you don't know who it was and thus you have noone to chase down - all you can do is stand there in shock while everyone around you gasps and points - what then?
At 7/26/11 12:47 AM, bgraybr wrote:At 7/26/11 12:47 AM, Chronamut wrote: what would be your first reaction?To look up, see who it was, and run up the stairs to beat the shit out of them.
Most likely this.
I was formerly known as "Jedi-Master."
"Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind."--Dr. Seuss
At 7/26/11 12:51 AM, Chronamut wrote: now lets twist it - lets say the person immediately retreated into their apartment and it was a 19 story apartment - you don't know who it was and thus you have noone to chase down - all you can do is stand there in shock while everyone around you gasps and points - what then?
blow a huge fart
At 7/26/11 12:51 AM, Chronamut wrote: now lets twist it - lets say the person immediately retreated into their apartment and it was a 19 story apartment - you don't know who it was and thus you have noone to chase down - all you can do is stand there in shock while everyone around you gasps and points - what then?
Yell "WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU'RE LOOKING AT!" to the entire crowd, and then limp back inside sobbing and nursing my ego.
At 7/26/11 12:51 AM, Chronamut wrote: now lets twist it - lets say the person immediately retreated into their apartment and it was a 19 story apartment - you don't know who it was and thus you have noone to chase down - all you can do is stand there in shock while everyone around you gasps and points - what then?
Pull out a gun and pop a cap in MY ass.
Throw up, then beat the shit of whoever did it.
At 7/26/11 12:55 AM, TrueLAD wrote: Throw up, then beat the shit of whoever did it.
you wouldn't KNOW who did it - naturally if you knew every person's response in this thread would be to beat the shit out of them, but that wouldn't be any fun in this hypothetical situation now would it?
Make a youtube video and tell everyone to subscribe to see more.
Photoshop Me!
Take off my jacket, use it to wipe off my head and take off my pants. Then walk home casualy.
I like waffles
DID ANYONE ELSE SEE THE GHOST? I'M COVERED IN ECTOPLASM!
Hugs for all!
No joking, this is completely honestly what I'd do.
Ｃａｎ ｙｏｕ ｆｅｅｌ ｉｔ ｍｉｓｔｅｒ Ｋｒａｂｓ？
At 7/26/11 12:47 AM, Chronamut wrote: if you were walking under a balcony.. and someone dumped an entire bucket of semen on you, completely coating you from head to foot, and there was no lake or fountain around, and there were people all around you who witnessed it?
what would be your first reaction?
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu uuuuuuuuu
I'd probably look up with the scariest look on my face to see who did it. I'd see their reaction, and no matter what it was, whether they have frightened eyes or a smug look, I'd start laughing. Then I'd probably take off all my clothes except for my underwear and socks (assuming they aren't soaked) and then use the inside of my shirt to wipe off the semen that's probably coating my arms and face. Then I'd go home and shower.
I would attempt to donate to local sperm bank
I wonder if it's illegal to do that sicne technically you could get the person pregnant on give them stds or worse, if say they had a cut or it got in their eye or something..
At 7/26/11 01:31 AM, Chronamut wrote: I wonder if it's illegal to do that sicne technically you could get the person pregnant on give them stds or worse, if say they had a cut or it got in their eye or something..
I think that it would fall under harassment or something.
Get out of the way and don't look up. Because if the bucket of semen came down I really wouldn't want to see what comes next.
At 7/26/11 01:31 AM, Chronamut wrote: I wonder if it's illegal to do that sicne technically you could get the person pregnant on give them stds or worse, if say they had a cut or it got in their eye or something..
Yeah..i'm pretty sure that shit is illegal :P and you could sue their ass off for it
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