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A Hard Decision 2011-07-23 23:25:20 Reply

If a robber broke into your home put a gun to your head and made you choose from the following
what would you choose.

A. Fuck your Dad.
B. Fuck your Mom.
C. Fuck the Buff Male Body Building Robber.
D. Get Killed
E. Fuck yourself with an inanimate object.

A Hard Decision


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Response to A Hard Decision 2011-07-23 23:26:00 Reply

He's not much of a robber, then, unless he's robbing your dignity or something...


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Response to A Hard Decision 2011-07-23 23:26:20 Reply

E

Beats everything else.

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Response to A Hard Decision 2011-07-23 23:27:42 Reply

I'm a wizard, therefore I get Option F: Bend the gun with my mind and kick his ass.


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Response to A Hard Decision 2011-07-23 23:28:37 Reply

At 7/23/11 11:25 PM, treedude wrote: If a robber broke into your home put a gun to your head and made you choose from the following
what would you choose.

A. Fuck your Dad.

This is't really an option. But I'd say no anyway.

B. Fuck your Mom.

No.

C. Fuck the Buff Male Body Building Robber.

Is my robber gay or something?

D. Get Killed

Tempting option.

E. Fuck yourself with an inanimate object.

No.

I'd attack the robber with everything that I have, risking my life in the process.


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Response to A Hard Decision 2011-07-23 23:31:26 Reply

Wincest FTW.

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Response to A Hard Decision 2011-07-23 23:33:48 Reply

couldn't you act like you're going to fuck the robber and when he lets his guard down attack him?

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Response to A Hard Decision 2011-07-23 23:33:52 Reply

Definately D. Being female, I've fucked myself with inanimate objects plenty of times lol. And guys being buff and too muscular turns me off.. but 2nd choice would be C.


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Response to A Hard Decision 2011-07-23 23:34:50 Reply

It depends on the inanimate object.


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Response to A Hard Decision 2011-07-23 23:34:52 Reply

I would just shoot him


I always come with a good plan, when that dont work I switch out to the hood plan

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Response to A Hard Decision 2011-07-23 23:35:54 Reply

Other than smart-assing your way around it, I don't see why anyone would choose anything other than E.


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Response to A Hard Decision 2011-07-23 23:37:01 Reply

All of the above

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Response to A Hard Decision 2011-07-24 00:16:51 Reply

E because I could get some pleasure out of it!

Unless it was something sharp.