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Response to Why don't you have a girlfriend? 2012-02-27 12:04:43 Reply

At 6 hours ago, zag wrote: I do have a girlfriend ^.^
and various other lovers.

polyamory for the win.

You're gonna get aids, and die.


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Response to Why don't you have a girlfriend? 2012-02-27 12:06:07 Reply

had some serious relationships but now i am addicted to some newground users


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Response to Why don't you have a girlfriend? 2012-02-27 12:10:31 Reply

Because most of the girls I meet that aren't autistic, grossly overweight, or some other non 'see pastable' physical feature, they tend to not go after a nice honest guy like me.

Note I am not shallow by any means, but any person guy or girl that say looks don't matter is a fucking moron who needs a good lesson in life. Looks -do- matter but they are not everything by any stretch of the mind.

The ones that do show a level on interest in me, and I am enjoying the company of, end up cock teasing me then running off with another girl, or whatever.

That and I'm Bi, and most guys are 10x easier than any girl.


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Response to Why don't you have a girlfriend? 2012-02-27 12:40:26 Reply

At 32 minutes ago, ModernPatriot wrote:
At 6 hours ago, zag wrote: I do have a girlfriend ^.^
and various other lovers.

polyamory for the win.
You're gonna get aids, and die.

I highly doubt that XD
even if I do, frankly, it's not that big of a deal.
however, I'm fairly careful with my sexual partners.


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Response to Why don't you have a girlfriend? 2012-02-27 14:26:58 Reply

All the girls at my school hang around there little close knit clique which is almost exclusively white (I'm black, no point in bothering to get "in") or ghetto and have an second grade education.


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Response to Why don't you have a girlfriend? 2012-02-27 14:30:58 Reply

disregard females. obtain currency.


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Response to Why don't you have a girlfriend? 2012-02-27 14:51:17 Reply

I just don't need one.


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Response to Why don't you have a girlfriend? 2012-02-27 15:03:23 Reply

Meh, just not really interested in getting a relationship right now. I've had relationships in the past but none of them really worked out. I'm more interested in my education, talking to my brosephs on skype and gaming. Fuck paying for someone who you know will dump you in the future and investing all that time that's going to be wasted anyway.

Now back to playing vidya games.

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Response to Why don't you have a girlfriend? 2012-02-27 15:08:28 Reply

I'm pretty sure everyone I talk to thinks I'm retarded. No joke yo. Maybe I am retarded and I'm just too retarded to realize it.


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Response to Why don't you have a girlfriend? 2012-02-27 15:16:39 Reply

At A few seconds ago, MikeyS9607 wrote: I'm far too lazy and greedy.

And gay.


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Response to Why don't you have a girlfriend? 2012-02-27 16:40:34 Reply

At 17 minutes ago, TwittSoup wrote: Holy fuck Newgrounds is a singles breeding ground.

woah bro you got that wrong. THE INTERNET! is a singles breeding ground.


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Response to Why don't you have a girlfriend? 2012-02-27 16:49:22 Reply

Tbh I'm about as cute as Freddy Kruger, barley have enough money to support myself, and have the body of a 13 year old boy (I'm 22); so based on these standards I am not qualified to have a girl ATM until I get enough money to compensate for my short comings


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Response to Why don't you have a girlfriend? 2012-02-27 16:55:06 Reply

Bitch still isn't over her abusive ex.

Hope she dies from blunt force trauma, tbh.

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Response to Why don't you have a girlfriend? 2012-02-27 17:06:32 Reply

I have one!

Meet Olga :)

Why don't you have a girlfriend?


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Response to Why don't you have a girlfriend? 2012-02-27 17:42:34 Reply

At 34 minutes ago, arbiterg wrote: I have one!

Meet Olga :)

Oh thats nice where do you put the batteries?

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Response to Why don't you have a girlfriend? 2012-02-27 17:43:39 Reply

I don't particularly want one. Really, I'm fine as I am right now. And to top it all off, any potential females that i would even consider are boring as all hell.

So yeah, I'm good and fine being alone.


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Response to Why don't you have a girlfriend? 2012-02-27 17:54:30 Reply

I'm a socially awkward interpretive dance that moonwalks everywhere.

I get all the bitches.

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Response to Why don't you have a girlfriend? 2012-02-27 18:42:11 Reply

At 7/20/11 12:50 AM, SloppyMoe606 wrote: I have a girlfriend though...

Yep.

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Response to Why don't you have a girlfriend? 2012-02-27 18:50:48 Reply

I don't have a girlfriend because I'm fat, ugly, bad with people, and I don't have the kind of money that would tempt a girl to overlook those negative traits. But hey, that lack of money is the main reason I don't want a girlfriend at this point: I'm broke, so I wouldn't have the resources to perform all necessary relationship actions anyway, and even if I did have money, there's a million other things that come before a romantic relationship on which I'd need to spend it.

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Response to Why don't you have a girlfriend? 2012-02-27 18:54:58 Reply

This is sad you guys feel like you need money to 'buy' a girl because you have no desirable qualities.

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Response to Why don't you have a girlfriend? 2012-02-27 18:56:04 Reply

At 7/20/11 12:49 AM, AkilsmizzXMW wrote: Is it because you're extremely anti-social?

No, it's because I'm just anti-social enough.

At 7/20/11 01:12 AM, mothballs wrote: 2. I was always shy
5. When I talk to girls I try way too hard and end up fucking it up
6. I am short (5'5") therefore I have no confidence
7. Women in New York are considered stuck up in the US, and the US is full of stuck up women.
9. I don't flirt, I just talk.

Well, yeah, and these, to varying degrees. Don't listen to Randy Newman, mothballs. Us short people do got a reason to live!


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Response to Why don't you have a girlfriend? 2012-02-27 19:04:47 Reply

Well, I am a girl and not a lesbian. So that's why I don't have a girlfriend. But I do have a boyfriend. He seems pretty happy about it.


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Response to Why don't you have a girlfriend? 2012-02-27 19:09:39 Reply

I'm way too picky. Also I'm really bad at talking to new people, I get awkward and I wont want to make a move unless it feels natural. Hence why I've been friends zoned and incredible amount of times.

For now I'm just waiting, I'm sure I'll get my chance eventually. Hell, I'm only 16. Though I guess that might be a little late for a first girlfriend, haha.

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Response to Why don't you have a girlfriend? 2012-02-27 19:18:18 Reply

Because I am afraid I'd fuck up in a relationship.

And my dick is too big to fit in any orifice.
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Response to Why don't you have a girlfriend? 2012-02-27 20:43:31 Reply

Well, you see, I have this crush on a friend and thinking about him sometimes makes my heart ache from yearning.


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Response to Why don't you have a girlfriend? 2012-02-27 21:17:05 Reply

Because I have a beautiful boyfriend.

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Response to Why don't you have a girlfriend? 2012-02-27 21:23:46 Reply

I just kinda keep to myself. That's pretty much the reason why.


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Response to Why don't you have a girlfriend? 2012-02-28 02:46:40 Reply

I'm not comfurtable with social interactions and asking a girl out is one of the biggest.


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