So my girlfriend has had some really low self-esteem lately and I want you guys to help me cheer her up. Sorry about the picture quality had to use my shitty cellphone and she insisted on it being dark in the picture.
And this is a very graphic photo, lot of nudity so you've been warned....and please be nice.
![Is My Gf Hot? [pics-nsfw]](https://bbsimg.ngfiles.com/1/23052000/ngbbs4e262e0d0ae25.jpg)
Pretty sure I've seen those tits before. Looks like you caught yourself a slut.
A vagina is really just a hat for a penis.
Chillin'.
I like hearing people out. Preferably when they have something nice to say, though.
At 7/19/11 09:30 PM, Devilshadow666 wrote: you must be desperet
I'm sure he's passionet
seems like she would fit comfortably in the anus.
Play my epic RPG - The Awakening - and your life will change forever!
... but I'm legally obligated not to say that.
At 7/19/11 09:28 PM, Bees wrote: is this joke funny?
no. fuck off
Quit being such a fucking asshole.
They said I could become anything so I became everything.
Pretend not to care about anything, but be bothered by everything.
You may be fast on the roads but it's no use on the track.
hello
At 7/19/11 09:28 PM, Bees wrote: is this joke funny?
no. fuck off
You know that hurts, it's not a joke, I suffer from Agalmatophillia you insensitive asshole.
And guess what, she's 5 times the lay you'll ever be....
Took another picture, this her being "sexy" for me.
![Is My Gf Hot? [pics-nsfw]](https://bbsimg.ngfiles.com/1/23052000/ngbbs4e26327fc250c.jpg)
At 7/19/11 09:55 PM, MetalBox wrote: Forever alone
That's where your wrong because you guys aren't going to believe this, her sister stopped by and they started scissoring...god I'm so wet.
![Is My Gf Hot? [pics-nsfw]](https://bbsimg.ngfiles.com/1/23052000/ngbbs4e2636c2c7b59.jpg)
At 7/19/11 10:00 PM, zooos wrote:At 7/19/11 09:55 PM, MetalBox wrote: Forever aloneThat's where your wrong because you guys aren't going to believe this, her sister stopped by and they started scissoring...god I'm so wet.
Dat pony
seems like youre trying too hard to make a EPIC THREAD BRO!! 10/10!! but it aint workin man it aint happening
Formerly known as Headshot777
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At 7/19/11 10:44 PM, Irrelephant wrote: seems like youre trying too hard to make a EPIC THREAD BRO!! 10/10!! but it aint workin man it aint happening
That's what you think, honestly whether or not people find it funny isn't my problem, this is my life. I live in America and the last time I checked America was the land of the free. If I want to have sexual relations with a doll that's my business.
probably more beneficial than a real girlfriend
I... Cracked a smile.
IM SO SORRY NEWGROUNDS
Not only do I not know what's going on, I wouldn't know what to do about it if I did.
At 7/19/11 10:58 PM, zooos wrote: If I want to have sexual relations with a doll that's my business.
Cool.
Then keep it to yourself.
How do you guys have sex?
I'm pretty sure 'she' doesn't have any holes for you to stick it in.
A man once described hell as a place where there is no reason. Thank you, Feminists, for dragging me into hell.
Am I the only one who finds this incredibly creepy?
Overall, the thread is okay. It's been done before but It was enough to make me chuckle.
At 7/19/11 09:28 PM, Bees wrote: is this joke funny?
no. fuck off
I don't know man, I thought it was funny.
This thread would have been piss funny 5 years ago. Far less levels of noobery to ruin it, as it stands today.
