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I met this girl at a beach party in June celebrating summer vacation . We hanged out for about two weeks before things got semi sexual. She would let me touch her boobs and we would make out alot. Well four days ago she said she would be alone the next day(the 12th). I immediately thought "hell yeah sex". I told my cousin to buy me some fire and ice condoms (i wanted to know how they felt). So I go to her house the next day with two condoms(in case something happens to the other.) Were making and taking off each others clothes.
But then, I pull out a condom and shes sees it and she says 'oh you don't have to use that, I'm on birth control'. At this point im really itching to just have sex, but I have self control and i said "Maybe i should just use it anyway, besides, i heard these feel good'.(im sounding like a total vagina) she giggles and says stop being such a pansy. I went for it. We had sex, I kissed her goodbye,and left feeling like a total alpha. Two days later(yesterday) She calls me up saying shes been feeling a little wierd.
At this point I'm like "oh hail naw' and say "I know what you're thinking, but even if you were you wouldn't be feeling anything yet(im not sounding it, but inside im really pissed). You probably just have a stomach ache'. Now these past two day I can't stop pacing around and im really worried. Shes 17 and im 16. Guys, what do i do? It's just a stomach ache right? Please?
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Your fucking screwed. Go rape everybody before it's too late.
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What kind of birth control is she on? If she forgot a pill or something, then you're probably in deep shit. I've had "Unprotected" sex, meaning that she took the pill, many times in the past with my ex girlfriend. Never had any problems - But if your fuckbuddy forgot one, there is a chance.
Anyways, good luck to you, if she's late on her period then you've got your confirmation.
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I highly doubt that she would get stomach aches from being pregnant whole 2 days or 3, she could be pregnant, but it is doubtful, since she was also on birth control.
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Thanks..
I'll just have to wait then.
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*sigh* pussy wipped before you even got pussy. Dude don't let girls seduce you into dumbshit. I know easier said than done but a little willpower ( the "clean" kind) isn't hard.
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At 7/15/11 10:27 AM, Asandir wrote: I highly doubt that she would get stomach aches from being pregnant whole 2 days or 3, she could be pregnant, but it is doubtful, since she was also on birth control.
This. That just seems like wishful thinking on her part. Just keep in touch with her and make sure she doesn't a miss a period or some shit.
Oh and by the way, next time use a condom, she could of had a disease or you could(or did) get her pregnant.
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Size of a baby on the third day - .
Not only do I not know what's going on, I wouldn't know what to do about it if I did.
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Next time put it in her ass
Stop looking
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No one else noticed he used the incorrect term "Hanged" rather than "hung"?
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you should have told her to take the morning after pill, and if she is preggorz, either adopt it out from birth or abort it. Your to young and dumb to raise a child.
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At 7/15/11 11:06 AM, Grammer wrote: No one else noticed he used the incorrect term "Hanged" rather than "hung"?
Pretty sure YOUR the only one that cares.
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Thanks, i love you guys. Feels good i can tell you guys stuff I don't feel comfortable telling anyone else. Yeah if she turns out pregnant ill try to convince her to do adoption. But i would rather ruin my life than abort my or any child.
Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's my number, so call me, maybe? And all the other boys, try to chase me, but here's my number, so call me, maybe?
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At 7/15/11 11:09 AM, zooos wrote:At 7/15/11 11:06 AM, Grammer wrote: No one else noticed he used the incorrect term "Hanged" rather than "hung"?Pretty sure YOUR the only one that cares.
I cared. It sounds ridiculous when he used "hanged" rather than using "hung". So no, he isn't the only one.
Anyways, do you really think she'd feel the symptoms already? I mean you said what, 2 days? She's probably got herself up in a fit, and her mind is making her think "Oh crap, pregnant"
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man i dunno how many times my girlfriend has said she felt "weird" or said she has sore nipples
i worried a lot at the first
now i don't even worry, it's usually bullshit
i'm probably going to be extremely shocked when it really happens, but fuck birth control
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At 7/15/11 11:23 AM, SaltshakerClock wrote: I cared. It sounds ridiculous when he used "hanged" rather than using "hung". So no, he isn't the only one.
No I cared to, not enough to make a big deal out of it but enough to cringe when I read it. I more or less did that to use your incorrectly towards him.
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Don't let the bitch ruin your life, she must die.
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At 7/15/11 10:24 AM, LucasJC wrote: Your fucking screwed. Go rape everybody before it's too late.
This. Its your only way out.
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You idiot. Always wear a condom even if she's on the best birth control pills that exist. You just got yourself a baby. Congratz.
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Bitche's fault for saying she was on birth control.
Anyways punch her in the gut problem solved.
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How long has she been on birth control? You're supposed to start taking it at a specific interval in the cycle and should give it a good week or so to actually start protecting against the possibility of pregnancy.
Also: women get themselves worked up into thinking they might be pregnant all the time. They're neurotic like that. She probably felt guilty about having unprotected sex, then remembered the feeling of nausea when she saw you naked the first time, and then convinced herself she was having morning sickness or something because she's stupid. Even if you wanted to take a pregnancy test to confirm, it wouldn't be able to pick up a pregnancy for another two and a half weeks.
I'm gonna refrain from sharing my experience with pregnancy scares.
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At 7/15/11 12:35 PM, Evark wrote: How long has she been on birth control? You're supposed to start taking it at a specific interval in the cycle and should give it a good week or so to actually start protecting against the possibility of pregnancy.
Also: women get themselves worked up into thinking they might be pregnant all the time. They're neurotic like that. She probably felt guilty about having unprotected sex, then remembered the feeling of nausea when she saw you naked the first time, and then convinced herself she was having morning sickness or something because she's stupid. Even if you wanted to take a pregnancy test to confirm, it wouldn't be able to pick up a pregnancy for another two and a half weeks.
I'm gonna refrain from sharing my experience with pregnancy scares.
Oh you! Just because every women who sees you naked lights themselves on fire doesn't mean its like that for everyone else. Man it must of been awkward when you were born when your mom did that huh? =).
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She may or may not be pregnant, I don't know; I'm not doctor. I can, however, tell you that things may not be what they seem. Maybe she thinks she's pregnant and her mind is fooling her body into mimicking the signs of pregnancy. Such phenomena are not uncommon; it's somewhat related to the placebo effect.
Even if she is pregnant, you may want to make sure that it's yours....If she had sex with you this easily, she may be the kind of girl that, well...you know. If this isn't the case, though, you should try and talk it over with her and see if she's willing to get an abortion if she is indeed pregnant.
If that doesn't work out, assuming that she's pregnant, see if you can convince her to give up the baby for adoption...Taking care of the baby at such a young age is obviously difficult and she may be convinced to do so. If she doesn't agree to that, then you sir are screwed. I wish you the best of luck regarding your situation.
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At 7/15/11 12:20 PM, Lolzer wrote: You idiot. Always wear a condom even if she's on the best birth control pills that exist. You just got yourself a baby. Congratz.
This man knows what he's talking about.
Women when they want to get pregnant, will lie about being on birth control, or poke holes in condoms.
Only believe a woman when she says she's on birth control
if you can confirm that she actually took it, and if she has earned your trust.
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wow you let a girl make you feel like a pansy for wanting to use a condom? how about being like "im not having your fucking kid now suck it BUUUNG" but no. you had to knock her up.
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At 7/15/11 11:23 AM, SaltshakerClock wrote:At 7/15/11 11:09 AM, zooos wrote:I cared. It sounds ridiculous when he used "hanged" rather than using "hung". So no, he isn't the only one.At 7/15/11 11:06 AM, Grammer wrote: No one else noticed he used the incorrect term "Hanged" rather than "hung"?Pretty sure YOUR the only one that cares.
^ Agreed.
I kind of twitched when I read "hanged".
Also, she definitely wouldn't feel anything after just a few days. I hope you asked her if has remembered to take her pills on time everyday (or however her BC is). Next time, be a "pansy" and insist on a condom- you are not only protecting your future from any unwanted pregnancies, but you're also protecting your health (you don't know where she's been and who she's been with, STIs transfer easily and sometimes do not even show any symptoms).
Good luck, and I sincerely hope she's not pulling a fast one on you (having gotten busy with a guy just before you, not really taking BC, etc).
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She sounds suspicious, maybe she was lying about the birth control. You should never trust a girl that you're friends with just for sex.
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At 7/15/11 01:38 PM, SSPBourne wrote: Oh you! Just because every women who sees you naked lights themselves on fire doesn't mean its like that for everyone else.
That's a pretty over-the-top way to say I get them all hot and bothered but I guess I'll take the compliment, thanks.







