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Time machines will never exist! 2011-07-14 20:01:26 Reply

I just thought...
If time machines will exist in the future, then why hasn't anyone come back to this present time? It would happen if there was a time machine, so why hasn't anybody traveled back in time yet?

COME AT ME FUTURE BRO!


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Response to Time machines will never exist! 2011-07-14 20:02:53 Reply

No one cares about your boring time period. Just wait until 3197, that's when the REAL fun starts.


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Response to Time machines will never exist! 2011-07-14 20:03:01 Reply

Good point...but I never believes time machines would ever exist anyway.

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Response to Time machines will never exist! 2011-07-14 20:03:42 Reply

Maybe it's against the rules of time travel. Maybe they did come back and just didn't tell anyone. Maybe everybody already knows about time travel except for you.

Hint: It's the last one.
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Response to Time machines will never exist! 2011-07-14 20:06:46 Reply

I have a time machine, I travel forward in time at the pace of normal time in it, no one expects a thing!


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Response to Time machines will never exist! 2011-07-14 20:07:23 Reply

time is neither an event nor a thing, and thus is not itself measurable nor can it be travelled

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Response to Time machines will never exist! 2011-07-14 20:09:06 Reply

Theirs a theory that you can only travel as far back as when the time machine was first switched on... :o


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Response to Time machines will never exist! 2011-07-14 20:13:04 Reply

At 7/14/11 08:09 PM, potatopower wrote: Theirs a theory that you can only travel as far back as when the time machine was first switched on... :o

that might actually depend on how machine itself works

if it uses a portal like "stargate" system yes, but if it is more like a BTTF delorean where is manipulates time around it, no.


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Response to Time machines will never exist! 2011-07-14 20:14:29 Reply

Because the future hasn't happened yet? I don't think it is possible to travel forward. I thought time existed in a line? The future hasn't already happened... or has it?

My brain hurts.


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Response to Time machines will never exist! 2011-07-14 20:29:42 Reply

At 7/14/11 08:09 PM, potatopower wrote: Theirs a theory that you can only travel as far back as when the time machine was first switched on... :o

That makes the most sense if the time machine was a portal or something like that where you go through one end and come out the other


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Response to Time machines will never exist! 2011-07-14 20:32:00 Reply

Oh, I have another theory. Everyone has an ancestor from the future. A few people came back in time, had babies, and then left them here. That's where Adam and Eve came from. And then they had babies, and eventually their great great great great great great grandkids will give birth to their own parents.

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Response to Time machines will never exist! 2011-07-14 20:39:06 Reply

there is no such thing as reverse time travel. the idea that energy could become so massive that it would cause matter to flow backwards in time is fucking gay. fuck you


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Response to Time machines will never exist! 2011-07-14 21:07:58 Reply

Well, actually I heard some people make some theories about that. It's been said that it might be that a time machine could only travel in time backward until the time it was built. It was this really cool documentary I saw in school one time. They also said that it might be that people from the future wear invisibility cloaks or something (hey, time travel would be real) or maybe time travellers are really Bigfoot or something.


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Response to Time machines will never exist! 2011-07-14 21:09:45 Reply

I never did believe in them anyways.


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Response to Time machines will never exist! 2011-07-14 21:10:27 Reply

Because anyone who EVAR time travels gets stuck in the 80's


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Response to Time machines will never exist! 2011-07-14 21:10:42 Reply

At 7/14/11 08:36 PM, Newgrundling wrote:
I just traveled back in time from the year 2063, and am making this post on a library computer. It's real. I'm being teleported back now, I NEED YOUR HELP PLEASE!

You already said this in a thread you'll post next week.

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Response to Time machines will never exist! 2011-07-14 21:15:45 Reply

At 7/14/11 08:01 PM, Rockyusa wrote: I just thought...
If time machines will exist in the future, then why hasn't anyone come back to this present time? It would happen if there was a time machine, so why hasn't anybody traveled back in time yet?

COME AT ME FUTURE BRO!

How do you know someone "hasn't" come back from the future and is keeping it a secret?

Anyways: Time Machines are better off not existing. They would be incredibly abused. For ex: knowing what the lottery numbers are going to be so you can win, changing the past. One little change in the past would probably fuck everything up and cause discombobulation in alternate timelines, or Time streams and all the complicated shit.

Besides, we already have a time machine. It's called outer space. For ex: If you took a telescope, and looked at the planet Jupiter, you are looking at how it was 1 year ago because Jupiter is one light year away.

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Response to Time machines will never exist! 2011-07-14 21:21:02 Reply

It appears there is only one way to fix this discussion...
With science. SOMEONE GET SCIENCE FOR ME!


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Response to Time machines will never exist! 2011-07-14 21:25:00 Reply

According to Stephen Hawking, we MAY be able to travel into the future if we can ever travel faster than the speed of light. However, he believes that traveling into the past is impossible.

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Response to Time machines will never exist! 2011-07-14 21:57:05 Reply

Hey guys

Time machines will never exist!


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Response to Time machines will never exist! 2011-07-14 22:41:25 Reply

I am you from the future, there's no time to explain OH CHRIST

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Response to Time machines will never exist! 2011-07-14 22:43:40 Reply

Wow dude you're the first person in the world to have ever thought about that, you're a genius.


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Response to Time machines will never exist! 2011-07-14 22:45:26 Reply

Whoa, this is heavy Doc.

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Response to Time machines will never exist! 2011-07-14 22:51:10 Reply

Maybe this point in time that we're experiencing is the farthest point in time in the entire time line of existance; so we would be the first ones to experience time travel then WE would go back in time to visit ourselves in the past and.....

im just going to stop now....
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Response to Time machines will never exist! 2011-07-14 22:53:21 Reply

One theory is that time travel is possible but you have to open a "portal" of sorts. Then after this portal is opened then you can freely move from anytime past when the portal was created to the future.


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Response to Time machines will never exist! 2011-07-14 22:55:01 Reply

Who's not to say that there isn't a paradox-correcting time travel machine that creates entirely new universes each time you time travel thus avoiding any universal destruction of fabric and time?

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Response to Time machines will never exist! 2011-07-14 22:58:27 Reply

Obviously OP is a genius and nobody else has EVER thought about this.

In b4 multiple dimensions, etc.


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Response to Time machines will never exist! 2011-07-14 23:00:11 Reply

time machines make no sence since there is no such thing as time, it is just a measurement. And even if it wasn't what would happen if you back in time 10 seconds ago. would It just reverse i would i be seeing my self typing this while in the closet, think about it guys.

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Response to Time machines will never exist! 2011-07-14 23:01:03 Reply

At 7/14/11 11:00 PM, catgirl9111 wrote: time machines make no sence since there is no such thing as time, it is just a measurement. And even if it wasn't what would happen if you back in time 10 seconds ago. would It just reverse i would i be seeing my self typing this while in the closet, think about it guys.

lol


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Response to Time machines will never exist! 2011-07-14 23:01:12 Reply

At 7/14/11 11:00 PM, catgirl9111 wrote: time machines make no sence since there is no such thing as time, it is just a measurement. And even if it wasn't what would happen if you back in time 10 seconds ago. would It just reverse i would i be seeing my self typing this while in the closet, think about it guys.

i meant would it reverse OR would there be two of me.