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Ninjas in my town 2011-07-14 01:07:15 Reply

It came out in the news, theres a ninja somewhere.
What should I do Newgrounds?

Ninjas in my town

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Response to Ninjas in my town 2011-07-14 01:07:52 Reply

Become a pirate, of course!

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Response to Ninjas in my town 2011-07-14 01:14:26 Reply
At 7/14/11 01:07 AM, Addict wrote: take pictures

Thats not possible

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Response to Ninjas in my town 2011-07-14 01:15:58 Reply

Become a sammyrai and destroy them.

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Response to Ninjas in my town 2011-07-14 01:20:11 Reply

Hide in your closet and hope he doesn't find you.

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Response to Ninjas in my town 2011-07-14 01:28:42 Reply

Become a spartan. Its been proven that ninja cannot defeat spartans.

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Response to Ninjas in my town 2011-07-14 01:41:46 Reply

Relevant to your post.

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Response to Ninjas in my town 2011-07-14 02:06:00 Reply

search the title worst case scenarios perhaps it could help you

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Response to Ninjas in my town 2011-07-14 02:12:40 Reply

Masterbate

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Response to Ninjas in my town 2011-07-14 03:06:11 Reply

I thought you were joking....

Ima Proud Newfag :D

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Response to Ninjas in my town 2011-07-14 04:18:01 Reply
At 7/14/11 01:28 AM, Smittytheghost wrote: Become a spartan. Its been proven that ninja cannot defeat spartans.

Statistically probable, yes, but the re-enactment sucked.

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Response to Ninjas in my town 2011-07-14 07:09:47 Reply

Moose on the loose > Ninja on the loose.

That's a afirmative red leader

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Response to Ninjas in my town 2011-07-14 07:33:50 Reply

Hide yo kids hide yo wife cos dey rapein everybody out der!

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Response to Ninjas in my town 2011-07-14 09:40:01 Reply

Ah, the Ninja robberies.

What fun!

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Response to Ninjas in my town 2011-07-14 12:49:21 Reply

it's news in New Mexico alright

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Response to Ninjas in my town 2011-07-14 12:52:39 Reply

I have been to my towns annual Ninja Parade for three years now, and not once have I gotten to see a ninja there. Why are they so sneaky?

For I am and forever shall be... a master ruseman.

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Response to Ninjas in my town 2011-07-14 12:53:53 Reply
At 7/14/11 01:07 AM, AtomicD00M wrote: It came out in the news, theres a ninja somewhere.
What should I do Newgrounds?

Buy a gun. I'd like to see a ninja dodge bullets.

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Response to Ninjas in my town 2011-07-14 13:24:08 Reply
At 7/14/11 01:07 AM, AtomicD00M wrote: It came out in the news, theres a ninja somewhere.
What should I do Newgrounds?

Rip all your fingernails out, Ninjas can't stand crazy people.

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Response to Ninjas in my town 2011-07-14 13:26:34 Reply

Pretty sure someone just caught a glimpse of a muslim.

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Response to Ninjas in my town 2011-07-14 14:43:26 Reply

Guys im afraid, out town is mostly 90% Mexicans, and ninjas here? Out of no where!

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Response to Ninjas in my town 2011-07-14 14:54:27 Reply

Find it and ask it to take you under it's wing, so you can become a ninja master yourself.

Success.

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Response to Ninjas in my town 2011-07-14 14:55:42 Reply

nice forum sig :p

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Response to Ninjas in my town 2011-07-14 14:57:48 Reply

Get your Uncle; he's a Viking.

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Response to Ninjas in my town 2011-07-14 15:35:28 Reply

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JMV_r4LjQ Io&feature=related First thing that came to mind.

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Response to Ninjas in my town 2011-07-14 15:47:35 Reply

When you see them... you're already be dead :O

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Response to Ninjas in my town 2011-07-18 00:31:35 Reply
At 7/14/11 01:07 AM, Zippy-MyMusic wrote: Become a pirate, of course!

Or a zombie

Can i has sig?

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Response to Ninjas in my town 2011-07-18 01:00:25 Reply

Get some ninja repellant, that will keep those ninjas off your lawn

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Response to Ninjas in my town 2011-07-18 01:09:25 Reply

Oh, people can walk around with guns and beer all day long, but one ninja walks around and it's like, "Oh look at that ninja he's gonna kill us omfg!" Damn pussys.