Bad Puns

[Atlas]

I'll start it off by saying "I sold my car for gas money."

[TrueLAD]

"This thread is really funny".

[FrailEloi]

I suppose it's a bad pun in that it's not a pun at all

[FluffyAxe]

At 7/13/11 10:32 AM, FrailEloi wrote: I suppose it's a bad pun in that it's not a pun at all

True. So true that it hurts.

[Roy-Tomara]

bad irony

[DudeWheresMyJew]

Punniest thread ever.

[SpaceWhale]

I'd tell a chemistry joke, but I'd probably get a bad reaction.

[duckythedolphin]

my dick is so wet i think it's been in something a little fishy ;)

[Sumarongi]

Uh, okay, so, there was this rich American dude visiting Australia and he came upon a small town in the outback called "Mercy." He found out Mercy was famous all over Australia for a special kind of tea made by dipping koalas in hot water. (Just... hear me out here, okay?) Naturally, this American dude with all his money was all for strange and exotic, so he decided to try a cup. He was sat down at a little table and given a pretty little porcelain cup with a steaming liquid in it. He raised the cup to his lip... and immediately sprayed tea everywhere when he felt coarse hair in his mouth.

"What the hell," he yelled at the waiter. "Couldn't you have gotten rid of the koala hair before serving me the tea?!"

Now, the waiter, he looked at this American and said in a cold voice: "Sir, the koala tea of Mercy is not strained."

[Razz]

All puns are bad.

[zag]

I just had an awesome accidental one XD
and it was right here on Newgrounds...

"you kids and your music ;)"
"Kid? I thought 21>19... seems I'm wrong."
"I was mostly kidding..."
-'why is skrillex so popular?' topic

har-har-har....

[SKS]

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to the cock, because that pimp wants his money.

[Coop]

At 7/13/11 10:21 AM, J-Rex wrote: I'll start it off by saying "I sold my car for gas money."

I'm locking the thread, before the poor OP gets flamed to death.

Learn what a pun is. This is just an ironic statement.