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Gopeds (fast, loud & gay "skooter") 2011-07-12 13:13:18 Reply

I was digging through one of my sheds the other day and found one (goped) that I forgot I had. I bought it from a buddy, ages ago. He tweaked and upgraded several things on it, I dunno what.

Anyway, I was thinking of getting it back up and running and/or selling it but I don't know shit about this damn thing except that it is ridiculously fast and loud as all fresh hell. Last time my big bastard ass rode it, it clocked (buddy driving next to me watching his speedometer) at 35MPH before we ran out of road and I had to brake. My buddy (scrawny lil dude about 100-110lb soaking wet) rode it once and when he did, the damn thing hit another power band that I didn't even know it had. So he was probably going 45MPH+.

Which is really kinda crazy, when you're standing on a metal plate with wheels and a motor with possible traffic at any moment. You hit a stick or a little rock and you are gonna eat the asphalt and wish you were never born.

Do any of you guys fuck around with these damn things?

Here's the best example I could find right quick off of google.

I'll post pics of mine when I get to the PC.

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Response to Gopeds (fast, loud & gay "skooter") 2011-07-12 13:15:36 Reply

Nah man, at least not in the streets. I would probably ride on in my back yard though and the clearing behind it.

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Response to Gopeds (fast, loud & gay "skooter") 2011-07-12 13:18:05 Reply

I can easily go around 2-11mph with one of these.

It's not mine.

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Response to Gopeds (fast, loud & gay "skooter") 2011-07-12 13:18:21 Reply

I remember those things. My cousin used to have one but his mother took it away after he crashed it into her van. I also remember being too much of a pussy to ride it.


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Response to Gopeds (fast, loud & gay "skooter") 2011-07-12 13:26:17 Reply

Make sure and wear knee-pads and a helmet when you're flying around on that thing.

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Response to Gopeds (fast, loud & gay "skooter") 2011-07-12 14:09:07 Reply

I remember those, I used one a few times. Great fun when I was a kid.


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Response to Gopeds (fast, loud & gay "skooter") 2011-07-12 14:10:42 Reply

Yea I would love to have another one. One of my friends had one and pseudo gave it to me. If you removed the muffler, it went even faster and louder.


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Response to Gopeds (fast, loud & gay "skooter") 2011-07-12 14:11:50 Reply

My next door neighbor got one of those a month ago. They are ridiculously loud and fast. I have tried them out and they are quite a ton of fun. Though they look ugly as hell.


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Response to Gopeds (fast, loud & gay "skooter") 2011-07-12 14:18:22 Reply

I used to have one, we got it going past 35. I had it before I had a license, so the only way I know it went that fast is because I would drive it down the street in my neighbourhood where the speed limit was 35, and I would end up passing people.

My friend destroyed his by going off a dirt jump and when he landed, the engine snapped off, and the board you stand on (which was wooden) broke in half. He also broke his arm.

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Response to Gopeds (fast, loud & gay "skooter") 2011-07-12 14:22:58 Reply

You need to buy one of those things V and listen to this, and you need to enter races with your goped. You'll get all teh bitch3s.

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Response to Gopeds (fast, loud & gay "skooter") 2011-07-12 21:31:32 Reply

At 7/12/11 01:15 PM, Suprememessage wrote: Nah man, at least not in the streets. I would probably ride on in my back yard though and the clearing behind it.

Could not possibly be the same thing I'm talking about. You need lots of space to ride this shit.

At 7/12/11 01:18 PM, Garage wrote: I can easily go around 2-11mph with one of these.

It's not mine.

Did you see the tosh.0 episode where some douche jumped off a staircase and face planted on one of those?

Good times... Pretty sure he fucking died or at the very least wish he did if he survived.

At 7/12/11 01:18 PM, Valjylmyr wrote: I remember those things. My cousin used to have one but his mother took it away after he crashed it into her van. I also remember being too much of a pussy to ride it.

Takes balls to careen down the road on these things. That or reckless drunken abandon.

At 7/12/11 01:26 PM, PeterM wrote: Make sure and wear knee-pads and a helmet when you're flying around on that thing.

Where's the fun in that?

At 7/12/11 02:10 PM, fuzzum111 wrote: Yea I would love to have another one. One of my friends had one and pseudo gave it to me. If you removed the muffler, it went even faster and louder.

Maybe louder but I dunno about faster. I think the way the exhaust is engineered creates specific back pressure that magnifies the power at certain RPM's of some shit like that.

At 7/12/11 02:18 PM, Rooster wrote: My friend destroyed his by going off a dirt jump and when he landed, the engine snapped off, and the board you stand on (which was wooden) broke in half. He also broke his arm.

HAHA

Sketchy shit coupled with youth... WEEEEE

At 7/12/11 02:22 PM, Lojinkz wrote: You need to buy one of those things V and listen to this, and you need to enter races with your goped. You'll get all teh bitch3s.

The first time I recall ever hearing that song was in the backseat of my dads Lincoln. We were driving on the Williamsburgh Bridge headed to somewhere, can't remember where. I specifically remember fidgeting with the silver clasp of the ashtray of the door, kicking the back of my dads seat (which pissed him off something fierce), looking at the radio with its lights, dials and shit as that tune reached crescendo all while wondering if I'd get a Nintendo or not for Christmas.

Anyway, that would be a shit song for listening to while risking your life on a death trap of this caliber.

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Response to Gopeds (fast, loud & gay "skooter") 2011-07-12 21:33:46 Reply

My uncle has a goped, I tried it. Didn't really like it...at all


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Response to Gopeds (fast, loud & gay "skooter") 2011-07-12 21:34:54 Reply

That's pretty kicking rad, you should ride it into town


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Response to Gopeds (fast, loud & gay "skooter") 2011-07-12 21:35:15 Reply

I always knew you were gay, in the closet, and overcompensating.


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Response to Gopeds (fast, loud & gay "skooter") 2011-07-12 21:38:50 Reply

Never had one. Didn't know they existed till a few years back.


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Response to Gopeds (fast, loud & gay "skooter") 2011-07-12 21:39:03 Reply

Just forget about it and get yourself a new ride. Set it up so your friend will buy it again. Maybe by doing so you can have small profit or even a cash gamble.

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Response to Gopeds (fast, loud & gay "skooter") 2011-07-12 21:40:57 Reply

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Response to Gopeds (fast, loud & gay "skooter") 2011-07-12 21:45:10 Reply

At 7/12/11 01:13 PM, EyeLovePoozy wrote: I was digging through one of my sheds the other day

What? You think you're better than me because you have multiple sheds?


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Response to Gopeds (fast, loud & gay "skooter") 2011-07-12 21:46:05 Reply

Nice house, bro.


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Response to Gopeds (fast, loud & gay "skooter") 2011-07-12 21:46:16 Reply

At 7/12/11 09:41 PM, EyeLovePoozy wrote: Shot #3

Looks like one mean motherfucker of a scooter. is the curved bit the muffler?


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Response to Gopeds (fast, loud & gay "skooter") 2011-07-12 21:48:40 Reply

At 7/12/11 09:31 PM, EyeLovePoozy wrote:
At 7/12/11 01:15 PM, Suprememessage wrote: Nah man, at least not in the streets. I would probably ride on in my back yard though and the clearing behind it.
Could not possibly be the same thing I'm talking about. You need lots of space to ride this shit.

It is, my backyard is a huge field man, you have no idea.

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Response to Gopeds (fast, loud & gay "skooter") 2011-07-13 00:53:25 Reply

At 7/12/11 09:46 PM, TheFirstofEleven wrote:
At 7/12/11 09:41 PM, EyeLovePoozy wrote: Shot #3
Looks like one mean motherfucker of a scooter. is the curved bit the muffler?

Not so much a muffler, more like a tuning pipe from what I understand.

At 7/12/11 09:48 PM, Suprememessage wrote: It is, my backyard is a huge field man, you have no idea.

Is it expansive and flat?

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Response to Gopeds (fast, loud & gay "skooter") 2011-07-13 00:54:52 Reply

Add flames.


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Response to Gopeds (fast, loud & gay "skooter") 2011-07-13 00:56:16 Reply

A gay scooter sounds like a hassle.

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Response to Gopeds (fast, loud & gay "skooter") 2011-07-13 00:56:30 Reply

Poozy

holy fuck. I want it. How much?


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Response to Gopeds (fast, loud & gay "skooter") 2011-07-13 00:58:25 Reply

Looks dangerous.

give it to small children

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