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Porn is faked anyway

I can't that say I've ever watched porn regularly, but now it has been ruined for me all the same.

Just like wrestling.

This is why you're supposed to watch amateur porn, guys.

At 12/5/13 06:11 AM, ChloBro wrote: This is why you're supposed to watch amateur porn, guys.

Yeah, cos then we realise we actually have a normal sized penis. Not like all these monster porn dicks.

Something isn't real? In a PORNO?! What is the world coming to?

Those chicks got frosted like a cake! haha

The dicks you see in most glory hole videos are plastic, synthetic falluses.

And those "tranny masturbation" videos where the girl is just sitting on top of a machine that looks like her lower body while she works the shaft of a fake dick that resembles a volcano

Though I wasn't aware of fake dicks in any other departments

The best porn is with real, experienced human beings just acting like animals.

Oh come on, that's not even close.

At 12/5/13 02:01 PM, Splats wrote: Oh come on, that's not even close.

it's like they're being hit with new england clam chowder.

At 12/5/13 02:09 PM, argile wrote:

At 12/5/13 02:01 PM, Splats wrote: Oh come on, that's not even close.

it's like they're being hit with new england clam chowder.

I had no idea what that was so I looked it up and there's spit out drink everywhere now

At 12/5/13 01:27 PM, X-Gary-Gigax-X wrote: The dicks you see in most glory hole videos are plastic, synthetic falluses.

And those "tranny masturbation" videos where the girl is just sitting on top of a machine that looks like her lower body while she works the shaft of a fake dick that resembles a volcano

Though I wasn't aware of fake dicks in any other departments

The best porn is with real, experienced human beings just acting like animals.

There's a lot where you can tell the dude is holding a fake wang and it pumps out spunk that is even more obviously fake.

I was looking for more pictures of dick x,x

This is why professional porn is shit.

One of many aspects of the black dick hoax. The French actually have the largest penises and they are not black.

At 12/5/13 01:33 AM, jmartync wrote:

I've been looking at these penises very closely. The fact that you don't see where they connect to the base is suspicious, the matte reflection is another give-away. But this picture right here I believe is conclusive evidence that the penises are indeed fake. >NSFW