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I've been fapping too much.. 2011-07-09 19:41:55 Reply

I've done it at least five times today. So now it's starting to hurt real bad.

What do I do, NG? Should I stop?

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Response to I've been fapping too much.. 2011-07-09 19:44:20 Reply

You should obviously not masturbate so much.


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Response to I've been fapping too much.. 2011-07-09 19:44:39 Reply

At 7/9/11 07:41 PM, DeadEyeRanger wrote: I've done it at least five times today. So now it's starting to hurt real bad.

What do I do, NG? Should I stop?

Yes.

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Response to I've been fapping too much.. 2011-07-09 19:46:04 Reply

Should I tape some thumb tacs to my hand?

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Response to I've been fapping too much.. 2011-07-09 19:49:29 Reply

At 7/9/11 07:46 PM, DeadEyeRanger wrote: Should I tape some thumb tacs to my hand?

That depends. Which way are they facing? Must be a serious problem. By the way, check out Newgrundling's newest thread. You'll love it.

Sideways, well... Wait, they'd dig in... that hurts thinking about it...

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Response to I've been fapping too much.. 2011-07-09 19:51:41 Reply

It means hair is starting to grow out of your palms. Congratulations.


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Response to I've been fapping too much.. 2011-07-09 19:55:34 Reply

Been a while since somebody felt it necessary to unearth the already mortally failed fad known as "YouTube Poop"

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Response to I've been fapping too much.. 2011-07-09 20:03:00 Reply

I've never understood this. Why the fuck does it hurt when you do it? I do at least 7 times a day and I have never felt any pain. Never. But every time a masturbation topic starts up on NG there's many people that talk about how much it hurt when they overdid it.

What the fuck is wrong with you guys?

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Response to I've been fapping too much.. 2011-07-09 21:31:11 Reply

At 7/9/11 08:03 PM, 1916 wrote: I've never understood this. Why the fuck does it hurt when you do it? I do at least 7 times a day and I have never felt any pain. Never. But every time a masturbation topic starts up on NG there's many people that talk about how much it hurt when they overdid it.

What the fuck is wrong with you guys?

You do it so much you're numb to the pain; your body has grown used to it.

What the fuck is wrong with you?


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Response to I've been fapping too much.. 2011-07-09 21:36:12 Reply

Damn some of you really need to get laid.


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Response to I've been fapping too much.. 2011-07-09 23:19:04 Reply

At 7/9/11 09:31 PM, DiseasedAfrican wrote:
At 7/9/11 08:03 PM, 1916 wrote: I've never understood this. Why the fuck does it hurt when you do it? I do at least 7 times a day and I have never felt any pain. Never. But every time a masturbation topic starts up on NG there's many people that talk about how much it hurt when they overdid it.

What the fuck is wrong with you guys?
You do it so much you're numb to the pain; your body has grown used to it.

What the fuck is wrong with you?

I thought of that, and so I went a week without fapping, then I went back to my regular routine, not a bit of pain. It has never hurted when I fapped. You people must doing something wrong.

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Response to I've been fapping too much.. 2011-07-09 23:24:56 Reply

Yes.

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Response to I've been fapping too much.. 2011-07-09 23:33:55 Reply

At 7/9/11 07:41 PM, DeadEyeRanger wrote: I've done it at least five times today. So now it's starting to hurt real bad.

What do I do, NG? Should I stop?

CUM in your FACE!

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Response to I've been fapping too much.. 2011-07-09 23:35:15 Reply

Get a fleshlight or use more lube and don't squeeze your dick as hard.


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Response to I've been fapping too much.. 2011-07-09 23:35:34 Reply

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Response to I've been fapping too much.. 2011-07-09 23:52:42 Reply

get some lube, it will lower the discomfort...


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Response to I've been fapping too much.. 2011-07-09 23:57:39 Reply

Wait are you circumcised?

You know what I'll just make yet again another dick thread.

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Response to I've been fapping too much.. 2011-07-10 01:27:34 Reply

At 7/9/11 11:58 PM, Natick wrote: PLEASE get some friends and hang out with them to avoid being alone so much if you want to solve this.

do sports?

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Response to I've been fapping too much.. 2011-07-10 01:31:06 Reply

No such thing as too much!

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Response to I've been fapping too much.. 2011-07-10 01:40:05 Reply

At 7/9/11 07:44 PM, Makakaov wrote: Yes.

Problem solved, end of thread. Goodnight.

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Response to I've been fapping too much.. 2011-07-10 01:40:25 Reply

Put this around your junk.

I've been fapping too much..

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Response to I've been fapping too much.. 2011-07-10 01:51:44 Reply

At 7/10/11 01:40 AM, alejanpli5 wrote: Put this around your junk.

I came!

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Response to I've been fapping too much.. 2011-07-10 01:55:21 Reply

Get some self control.


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Response to I've been fapping too much.. 2011-07-10 05:53:29 Reply

Lube helps.


just roll with it nerd

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Response to I've been fapping too much.. 2011-07-10 06:12:43 Reply

At 7/10/11 05:53 AM, Sevkat wrote: Lube helps.

Being a lesbian cat named Talperion helps! That's right Sevkat, you'll never hear the end of this


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Response to I've been fapping too much.. 2011-07-10 06:13:59 Reply

At 7/10/11 06:12 AM, LucasJC wrote:
At 7/10/11 05:53 AM, Sevkat wrote: Lube helps.
Being a lesbian cat named Talperion helps! That's right Sevkat, you'll never hear the end of this

Everyone likes a little pussy.

But I prefer da cock.

just roll with it nerd

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Response to I've been fapping too much.. 2011-07-10 06:14:51 Reply

At 7/10/11 06:13 AM, Sevkat wrote:
But I prefer da cock.

we know... mr FAB aura...


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Response to I've been fapping too much.. 2011-07-10 06:19:48 Reply

At 7/10/11 01:40 AM, alejanpli5 wrote: Put this around your junk.

That looks like it can hurt.

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Response to I've been fapping too much.. 2011-07-10 06:20:56 Reply

At 7/10/11 06:14 AM, DevourerJay wrote:
At 7/10/11 06:13 AM, Sevkat wrote:
But I prefer da cock.
we know... mr FAB aura...

Jay's just jealous 'cause I'll admit it.

He's still stuck in the OLD closet :#:#:#

just roll with it nerd

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Response to I've been fapping too much.. 2011-07-10 06:23:05 Reply

Yes, when your skin of your gummy worm is stressed out by your extreme rubbing, then you should definately stop for some time, so that the skin can heal and rest.


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