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At 7/8/11 01:52 AM, Jackotrades wrote: Also to the troll, I must politely inform you to go fuck yourselves with a hot tire iron, this is beyond tasteless to even joke about.

1) which one of us?
2) as a verb, "inform" does not work here... you mean... ask? suggest? plead?
3) it doesn't matter how politely you ask me... you're still being very rude!
4) sure... sounds kinky. *licks lips*

At 7/8/11 01:58 AM, Tony-DarkGrave wrote: expect for my mother and nephew their the only ones I really like.

Irrelevant.

What a dumb bitch, natural selection

At 7/7/11 03:11 PM, tox wrote: that sad in the worst kind of way

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It's true. Very sad story in the worst kind of way :(
I really felt bad to those people who reacted like this story was a laugh-worthy story because it's definitely NOT.

Well, committing suicide is absolutely not the right solution with the problem as suicide is a sin but let's think of what the family felt for this tragic and let's not just laugh about it. Let's be human! Ones who has a heart to feel sad and sorry for those people who encountered like this kind of tragedy.

GOD BLESS the family of this amazing girl...

-john-
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Please Tony, just shut up. Youre trying way too hard to seem like some badass who doesnt care about other peoples feelings.

Pretty sure youre gonna quote me and start arguing right? :P

That is really sad. (and a little ironic) she kills herself so that her family could use her organs to live, and they creamate her.

she could just gouge out her eyes.

Well I guess you could say that...
*glasses on*
They didn't see that coming.

Yeaaaaaaaah!!!!!!!!!

well... it would make no difference even if her family discovered the note one day before she was cremated. her kidneys would be deemed unusuable if blood supply was cut off for more than 15 minutes. her eye wouldn't survive for much longer. and i have assumed her organs are suitable for transplant here.

but be positive. she might win the darwin award.

oops. wrong emoticon.

I laughed and then I read its fake so I dont even have to feel bad yay

At 7/7/11 11:06 PM, orangebomb wrote:

For some reason, I have a feeling that this story will be on 1,000 ways to die.

Except they make her into a bitchy girl who would do it because her parents wouldn't buy her an X-box. Afterward they'll have her fail on her suicide attempt but die in a stupid manner. Also the show would have her played by Christine Nguyen.

A remake of the Twilight Zone would have been more fitting.

At 7/7/11 05:23 PM, bgraybr wrote:

At 7/7/11 05:17 PM, 1916 wrote: Anyone you see walking down the street isn't necessarily going to think about the consequences of stabbing you in the throat, but we are all to blame for our own decisions.

Stabbing someone in the throat = committing suicide to save your brother and father. Emotions affect people's decisions, it doesn't necessarily mean that she didn't put any thought into it.

Just an example, I'm not saying they are anything alike. If she didn't put any thought into ending her life, she's a moron, if she put thought into it and arrived at the conclusion anyway, she's still a moron.

Whether we thought about them beforehand or not. The only way I can possibly imagine anyone being this stupid is if she got so giddy with the excitement of being a 'hero' she forgot to use her brain.

Yeah, I'd be so excited about the idea of being a hero if I was about to poison myself. Again, you're implying that she was actually concerned about getting attention for herself more than saving her family, which is bullshit.

Why is that bullshit? How do you know? It's just an idea. I can't imagine anyone being this stupid under many circumstances. The article is pretty vague though.

It's not selfish to take yourself away from those who love you? It's not selfish to force them to live with the guilt of your death?

She obviously though that she was helping them more by killing herself. People don't always think rationally under emotional stress.

Yeah my neighbours stabbed my dog, so I raped them and burned their house down. But I was under emotional stress so I'm excused right?

Of course I feel bad for their family, but I'm a naturally happy person and it takes a lot for me to actually become depressed or saddened for long about anything. For example: after the Casey Anthony trial verdict all I could think about was how hilarious it would be to watch Nancy Grace go batshit over it.

No one asked you to stay depressed about it for days on end, just stop being a fucking asshole.

I'm never depressed, I'm rarely ever sad. I don't see why I'm a fucking asshole for finding these hilarious circumstances hilarious.

At 7/7/11 06:41 PM, LulzCal wrote: Poor... Mumpy. Did anyone else notice how this article sounded like a children's story book?

I don't think many children's story books end in suicide.

At 7/8/11 09:01 AM, 1916 wrote:

At 7/7/11 06:41 PM, LulzCal wrote: Poor... Mumpy. Did anyone else notice how this article sounded like a children's story book?

I don't think many children's story books end in suicide.

The earlier version of the "Little Mermaid".

Granted I don't think it's for children...

At 7/7/11 06:49 PM, Gagsy wrote: I just copy jokes I've heard over the internet. I've never sat there and physically laughed over the suffering and deaths of either situations.

I think personally that is the difference.

So it's okay to make jokes about people dying so long as you don't laugh at them? Shut the fuck up, hypocritical slime.

At 7/8/11 09:06 AM, 1916 wrote:

So it's okay to make jokes about people dying so long as you don't laugh at them? Shut the fuck up, hypocritical slime.

If I'm guilty of anything it is of being a fan of bad jokes.

Now excuse me while I go laugh about Africas situation.

At 7/8/11 09:20 AM, Gagsy wrote:

At 7/8/11 09:06 AM, 1916 wrote:

So it's okay to make jokes about people dying so long as you don't laugh at them? Shut the fuck up, hypocritical slime.

If I'm guilty of anything it is of being a fan of bad jokes.

Now excuse me while I go laugh about Africas situation.

So you tell bad jokes about death so that people won't laugh at them, and therefore will not be cunts?

At 7/8/11 09:25 AM, 1916 wrote:

So you tell bad jokes about death so that people won't laugh at them, and therefore will not be cunts?

I'm sorry if you don't get the difference between laughing at a real tragic event and guilty laughing at a joke. I can't help you there.

At 7/7/11 02:56 PM, EpicFail wrote: That is just too funny.

Your name says it all.

At 7/7/11 04:28 PM, Tony-DarkGrave wrote: who gives a fuck. good fucking riddance one less dead cunt to deal with.

ITT: trying too hard to appear edgy and cool to random teenagers on the internet.

I'm still lost as to how anyone could laugh at stuff like this story, unless you have a particularly shitty sense of humour. This is really sad.

At 7/8/11 09:33 AM, Gagsy wrote:

At 7/8/11 09:25 AM, 1916 wrote:

So you tell bad jokes about death so that people won't laugh at them, and therefore will not be cunts?

I'm sorry if you don't get the difference between laughing at a real tragic event and guilty laughing at a joke. I can't help you there.

I'm sorry if you are unable to perceive irony. Jokes don't need to be made about this story, it's already a perfect joke. No one laughs at a tragic event for the sake of it, jokes have more than one part.

At 7/8/11 01:03 PM, 1916 wrote:

I'm sorry if you are unable to perceive irony. Jokes don't need to be made about this story, it's already a perfect joke. No one laughs at a tragic event for the sake of it, jokes have more than one part.

Oh it's just irony then.

So why again have you been repeatedly calling the girl a moron? Is that another part of irony that I am unable to perceive?

To all of you who get all offended when somebody calls the girl stupid:

-She was 12.

-Her organs were not developed enough to be successfully transplanted into her adult, opposite gender family members.

-She consumed a pesticide to kill herself, that probably (I'm not an expert) would have fucked up her kidneys, making them untransplantable otherwise.

-She ran to her father after ingesting the pesticide, and died shortly after, bringing herself AWAY from her suicide note.

Yeah, it's unfortunate, I feel bad for the family. The daughter's heart was in the right place, but she was too young to know anything. Whether or not its stupidity is up to you guys, but I don't think she made very smart choices.

The girl was still a moron. I don't think any kind of emotional stress could've made her done such a failing thing.

Oh, and I don't even think the article is real, it sounds too suspicious and TOO ironic.

And what's the the part of her telling that she swallowed a poison in her dream? That part really didn't make any sense to me.

At 7/8/11 01:44 PM, Gagsy wrote:

At 7/8/11 01:03 PM, 1916 wrote: I'm sorry if you are unable to perceive irony. Jokes don't need to be made about this story, it's already a perfect joke. No one laughs at a tragic event for the sake of it, jokes have more than one part.

Oh it's just irony then.

So why again have you been repeatedly calling the girl a moron? Is that another part of irony that I am unable to perceive?

I called her a moron because she did something really fucking stupid. It's not difficult to understand.