Guy arrested in my lawn

[Cootie]

Fucking drunks.

I was just on Newgrounds, and then I decide to go outside and watch the neighbors fireworks since my family isn't here and I've been alone for a few days. Well, first thing I see when I walk outside is a guy running on foot, a cop car moving right behind him, and a cop on foot. My jaw just dropped because this cop drove his fucking car through my yard to catch this guy.

I live in the suburbs so I have very tiny yard and this cop wasn't more than 15 feet in front of me driving his car and fucking up my grass. I hear the cop on foot say, "If you keep running you're only gonna go to jail tired" right before he tackles the shit out of the guy and cuffs him.

The cop in the car drives not five feet away from the right wall of my house and they throw the guy in there. By this time I am on the phone with my mom who is at the beach laughing my ass off about how the cops went GTA on this guy. Before I knew it there were people I didn't even know running in my yard looking.

I don't know what the guy did though. I asked the cop but he didn't tell me.

Sadly I didn't get to see him get hit by the cop car or tazed. Maybe one day...

[Gobblemeister]

My eyes would like to thank you for that blaring purple light

[FirstBaby]

You should of yelled penis when he drove off.

[Genocide]

Can't tell if you're trying to troll my eyeballs or not.

[Cootie]

At 7/4/11 10:42 PM, Newgrundling wrote: Probably had something to do with drinking.

I think that is what it was. The cop car fucked up our grass... mom is gonna be pissed.

[camobch0]

I'd be pissed about that cop fucking up my grass.

[Genocide]

At 7/4/11 10:44 PM, camobch0 wrote: I'd be pissed about that cop fucking my grass.

Me too.

[FirstBaby]

At 7/4/11 10:45 PM, Dew wrote: So was the guy somehow genetically infused with the lawn, or....?

I hoped that joke wouldn't pop up...

[Conjecture]

I'd like to believe the first line of the original post is part of the threat title.

[FirstBaby]

At 7/4/11 11:20 PM, Dew wrote:

At 7/4/11 10:46 PM, FirstBaby wrote:

At 7/4/11 10:45 PM, Dew wrote: So was the guy somehow genetically infused with the lawn, or....?

I hoped that joke wouldn't pop up...

Grammar nazis ftw.

That still was a bad joke.

[Luke]

Happy 4th of July I guess.

[Tony-DarkGrave]

Cootie why does this shit always happen to you?

[Graduation]

Went GTA on him? You mean shot him?

[mothballs]

You seem to have a lot of interesting things happen to you.

[funnyhomeboy]

At 7/4/11 11:22 PM, FirstBaby wrote:

At 7/4/11 11:20 PM, Dew wrote:
Grammar nazis ftw.

That still was a bad joke.

I laughed.

Then again I laugh at Jeff Foxworthy. I must have a gift. Or a curse. I'm laughing either way.

[Struggle]

At 7/4/11 10:40 PM, Cootie wrote: I was just on Newgrounds since my family isn't here and I've been alone for a few days.

do epic shit

[Lorkas]

Oh you alabaman cowboys!

[alfraydo]

Honestly, I too would be laughing my ass off.

[tox]

Sounds lagit to me

[Dosensuppen]

At 7/5/11 12:56 AM, Tony-DarkGrave wrote: Cootie why does this shit always happen to you?

Southern states, man.

Southern states.

[Sevkat]

At 7/4/11 10:40 PM, Cootie wrote: Fucking drunks.

Well, EXCUUUUUUSE me!
Now all of us get drunk in public!
*Vomits down Coot's chest*

[Jtwin]

Lucky bastard. That's 5 times more exciting then anything that's happened to me all year...

Not exaggerating

My yards fucked up anyways so I don't give a fuck about my grass.... I WANT DRUNKS AND COPS IN MY YARD TOO!

[Lorkas]

At 7/5/11 02:24 AM, Narcissy wrote:

At 7/5/11 12:56 AM, Tony-DarkGrave wrote: Cootie why does this shit always happen to you?

Southern states, man.

Southern states.

Southern states indeed.

[Cootie]

At 7/5/11 12:59 AM, JohnnyDamon wrote: Went GTA on him? You mean shot him?

I wish. That would've made a cool story.

[Lintire]

So... hows that week being spent by yourself turning out to be?

I've had no one arrested on my lawn, which isn't surprising, but I've seen quite a few car accidents happen just outside my street. One of the bastards took out the power for a couple of days on one occasion.

I prefer the drunk guy thing.

[fuzzum111]

At 7/4/11 10:45 PM, Dew wrote: So was the guy somehow genetically infused with the lawn, or....?

I want to see that man

[Halberd]

Imagine if they were filming footage for Cops and you were on Cops.

[Asandir]

At 7/4/11 10:40 PM, Gobblemeister wrote: My eyes would like to thank you for that blaring purple light

My eyes too. They hurt now.

[AceGrayson]

That's insane.

[Gimmick]

Thank you for showing me a purple light sir.
My eyes will thank you after they return from eye rehab.