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Contra was based off of Schwarzeneggar and Stallone.

Mario punches Yoshi's head to get his tongue out. What an ass.

Main eyes turn off.
(actual resemblance here, just look away from our dear meme and you should find it.)

http://boards.4chan.org/v/res/101642875#
101648662

I tried posting this over on /v/ and it turned into the biggest train wreck of all time. I mean, this is god awful, even by /v/ standards. Take a look.

At 7/7/11 06:45 PM, verycoolguy wrote: Contra was based off of Schwarzeneggar and Stallone.

Mario punches Yoshi's head to get his tongue out. What an ass.

Oh shit, thanks man. I loved that game as a kid. :(

At 7/7/11 07:20 PM, SpiderTaco wrote: http://boards.4chan.org/v/res/101642875#
101648662

I tried posting this over on /v/ and it turned into the biggest train wreck of all time. I mean, this is god awful, even by /v/ standards. Take a look.

lol 4chan

At 7/7/11 07:20 PM, SpiderTaco wrote: http://boards.4chan.org/v/res/101642875#
101648662

Never mind, it must have hit auto sage

I don't see it.

How can this game be for children?!? HOW!?!

I just relized that it does, and the gun sucks.

At 7/8/11 01:33 AM, Derpzz wrote: I just relized that it does, and the gun sucks.

Equip a convenant weapon and a human weapon. Plasma takes down shields, bullets finish them off.

And also:

At 7/7/11 06:19 PM, Cootie wrote: My life has been raped.

Everything in this thread was just plain, fucking, stupid until I came upon this.

No, I CAME upon it. Like, when I saw it, there was jizz on my monitor.

the one with shooters was wacky too.