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Instruments only douchebags play. Jul. 2nd, 2011 @ 10:19 AM Reply

What are the instruments that only douchebags play?

I'd give my vote to the bass guitar.


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Response to Instruments only douchebags play. Jul. 2nd, 2011 @ 10:21 AM Reply

Acousitc Guitar.

Yeah I know there are great guitar players who are some of the coolest and nicest guys you'll ever meet, believe me I'm friends with a few. However there are just some douchebag guitar players who think that Pink Floyd is the greatest band that has ever walked the Earth.


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Response to Instruments only douchebags play. Jul. 2nd, 2011 @ 10:23 AM Reply

Drummers. Fucking trust me on this one. I've had way to many bad experiences with them.


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Response to Instruments only douchebags play. Jul. 2nd, 2011 @ 10:25 AM Reply

At 7/2/11 10:23 AM, HighWay wrote: Drummers. Fucking trust me on this one. I've had way to many bad experiences with them.

This. Also OP, bass guitar? The fuck? Probably the quietest people in the band.


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Response to Instruments only douchebags play. Jul. 2nd, 2011 @ 10:26 AM Reply

My vote goes towards the triangle players. You guys think you're so fucking fly with your dings and tings, well fuck you I have have twang and clank with my Piano and Guitar.


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Response to Instruments only douchebags play. Jul. 2nd, 2011 @ 10:27 AM Reply

Oh yeah, and keyboard/piano players are probably the most badass.


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Response to Instruments only douchebags play. Jul. 2nd, 2011 @ 10:30 AM Reply

At 7/2/11 10:26 AM, levusbevus wrote: My vote goes towards the triangle players. You guys think you're so fucking fly with your dings and tings, well fuck you I have have twang and clank with my Piano and Guitar.

I second this, i think electric guitarists and piano players are badass.

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Response to Instruments only douchebags play. Jul. 2nd, 2011 @ 10:30 AM Reply

At 7/2/11 10:27 AM, simon wrote: Oh yeah, and keyboard/piano players are probably the most badass.

Amen to that!


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Response to Instruments only douchebags play. Jul. 2nd, 2011 @ 10:31 AM Reply

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Response to Instruments only douchebags play. Jul. 2nd, 2011 @ 10:32 AM Reply

There is a kid in my neighbourhood that always plays with drums in the morning. He steals my sleep.


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Response to Instruments only douchebags play. Jul. 2nd, 2011 @ 10:33 AM Reply

At 7/2/11 10:32 AM, Asandir wrote: There is a kid in my neighbourhood that always plays with drums in the morning. He steals my sleep.

Time to go to bed, Osondir

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Response to Instruments only douchebags play. Jul. 2nd, 2011 @ 10:34 AM Reply

At 7/2/11 10:23 AM, HighWay wrote: Drummers. Fucking trust me on this one. I've had way to many bad experiences with them.

I second this notion. Whatever you do, do NOT let a drummer in charge of a mix ever! Holy fuck drummers why do you guys always wanna be so loud in the mix?!


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Response to Instruments only douchebags play. Jul. 2nd, 2011 @ 10:34 AM Reply

At 7/2/11 10:32 AM, Asandir wrote: There is a kid in my neighbourhood that always plays with drums in the morning. He steals my sleep.

Have you considered putting badgers in his bed?


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Response to Instruments only douchebags play. Jul. 2nd, 2011 @ 10:36 AM Reply

At 7/2/11 10:35 AM, Rummy0 wrote: Is mayonnaise an instrument?

But Rummy, that's no instrument only douchebags play ...

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Response to Instruments only douchebags play. Jul. 2nd, 2011 @ 10:36 AM Reply

At 7/2/11 10:30 AM, levusbevus wrote:
At 7/2/11 10:27 AM, simon wrote: Oh yeah, and keyboard/piano players are probably the most badass.
Amen to that!

Hell yeah.


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Response to Instruments only douchebags play. Jul. 2nd, 2011 @ 10:39 AM Reply

I agree on drummers and acoustic guitar players. Since girls eat up guitar players, they tend to get a bit douchey and narcissistic. I bet they get a boner from just holding the guitar. And drummers, for some odd reason, the drummer is almost always the one who is fucking up a band/leaving over some bullshit.


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Response to Instruments only douchebags play. Jul. 2nd, 2011 @ 10:39 AM Reply

At 7/2/11 10:25 AM, simon wrote:
At 7/2/11 10:23 AM, HighWay wrote: Drummers. Fucking trust me on this one. I've had way to many bad experiences with them.
This. Also OP, bass guitar? The fuck? Probably the quietest people in the band.

Dude I don't know


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Response to Instruments only douchebags play. Jul. 2nd, 2011 @ 10:40 AM Reply

Triangle. Trust me on this one.


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Response to Instruments only douchebags play. Jul. 2nd, 2011 @ 10:41 AM Reply

At 7/2/11 10:40 AM, Gimmick wrote: Triangle. Trust me on this one.

I like my triangle, it is so shiny and cute!


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Response to Instruments only douchebags play. Jul. 2nd, 2011 @ 10:45 AM Reply

At 7/2/11 10:36 AM, simon wrote:
At 7/2/11 10:30 AM, levusbevus wrote:
At 7/2/11 10:27 AM, simon wrote: Oh yeah, and keyboard/piano players are probably the most badass.
Amen to that!
Hell yeah.

I get incredibly jealous of these kind of keyboard skills whenever I see it. Maybe in 5 years I'll be this good.


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Response to Instruments only douchebags play. Jul. 2nd, 2011 @ 10:46 AM Reply

That B.C. rich guitar in the Guitar center that kids who think they are so metal play. You know, the one who plays open triplets, power chords, and crems himself when he taps the 12yh, 15th, and 17th frets over and over again at excessive volumes? Yeah, that guy.

Also, Pianists are usually shitheads.


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Response to Instruments only douchebags play. Jul. 2nd, 2011 @ 10:46 AM Reply

At 7/2/11 10:45 AM, levusbevus wrote: I get incredibly jealous of these kind of keyboard skills whenever I see it. Maybe in 5 years I'll be this good.

If you train your skills frequently enough, then I am sure that you will be that good.


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Response to Instruments only douchebags play. Jul. 2nd, 2011 @ 10:47 AM Reply

Am I the first to think of this? Really? The damn BAGPIPES! I have Scottish in me and I still hate them.


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Response to Instruments only douchebags play. Jul. 2nd, 2011 @ 10:50 AM Reply

At 7/2/11 10:47 AM, streetbob wrote: Am I the first to think of this? Really? The damn BAGPIPES! I have Scottish in me and I still hate them.

They are pretty loud, yes. But I find them okay.


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Response to Instruments only douchebags play. Jul. 2nd, 2011 @ 11:04 AM Reply

Ya know, I've had a few drummer friends in the past, but now come to think of it, they were indeed pretty much all a bunch of asshats. I think they think since the drums are a challenge that they are automatically the smartest and most gifted people around and should be treated as such.

Oh and as far as those cheap acoustic guitar players with their $20 aviators and their replica Led Zeppelin concert shirts, I just yell Freebird and leave it at that.


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Response to Instruments only douchebags play. Jul. 2nd, 2011 @ 11:05 AM Reply

Fuck, i play drums and acoustic guitar


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Response to Instruments only douchebags play. Jul. 2nd, 2011 @ 11:08 AM Reply

At 7/2/11 11:05 AM, FairSquare wrote: Fuck, i play drums and acoustic guitar

It is fine, when you don't do that, when I sleep in the morning, Fairsquare.


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Response to Instruments only douchebags play. Jul. 2nd, 2011 @ 11:09 AM Reply

At 7/2/11 10:19 AM, Lorkas wrote: What are the instruments that only douchebags play?

I'd give my vote to the bass guitar.

Fuck you.

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Response to Instruments only douchebags play. Jul. 2nd, 2011 @ 11:09 AM Reply

Everybody here who said drummers are douchebags better have a good life insurance. My VicFirth drumsticks are quite good ones to beat you with.


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