For those of you who live with your parents or have lived with them in the past while you needed to jack off, have you ever been interrupted by them trying to talk to you and it just kills the mood? It happened to me, and I am now sad
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Nope, however this post is distracting me from jacking off to your sig
bro at me come
It's much better than getting caught, that is for sure.
Yes OP, I cried and went into depression and am now on 24/7 suicide watch.
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Oh the powers of sarcasm.
They said I could become anything so I became everything.
I've been walked in on a lot, but I hide my dick in the knee-space under my desk so I can put it away before they notice, they just think the movement is typing.
your birth and existence in their own home ended their actual sexual endeavors, how about that.
Every time I try to fap, she walks in.
Have to do it in the living room, because the computers in the living room and she'd hear through the thin walls.
"I think it passing odd that I am loved by one for a kindness I never did, and reviled by so many for my finest act." ~ Jaime Lannister
At 6/28/11 08:56 PM, bgraybr wrote: hentai.
Hentai, eh?
We talking guro/vore/unbirth?
you sick bastard.
"I think it passing odd that I am loved by one for a kindness I never did, and reviled by so many for my finest act." ~ Jaime Lannister
Never been walked in on. Never been discovered, either. I have strict procedures- I almost only use my laptop for porn, which is password protected and I've never given anyone the password, and I always use Google Chrome's Incognito Mode for porn, so basically that won't be found.
And I jizz into either paper towels or toilet paper, which I flush down the toilet. Almost no evidence whatsoever.
I just keep going.
Hey son, the neighbors daughter just got married!
Oh really? Thats great! (FAP FAP FAP)\Its a shotgun wedding though, she's pregnant.
Oh my... that's awful. (FAP FAP FAP)\I wonder what they'll name the kid?
If its a girl they should name her Kelsey. (FAP FAP FAP JIZZZZZZ)\
At 6/28/11 09:19 PM, bgraybr wrote:At 6/28/11 08:59 PM, phrozonfire wrote: We talking guro/vore/unbirth?Can you explain to me what those things are so that I can satisfy my curiosity without having to burn my eyes?
No, you will have to google them.
You want guro/vore, go look at the shadlings art.
"I think it passing odd that I am loved by one for a kindness I never did, and reviled by so many for my finest act." ~ Jaime Lannister
Happened to me once and I flew into a maddening rage.
Wait, but isn't anybody who walks into the scene supposed to be overcome by sexual urges and help you out?
Porn wouldn't lie like that, right?
Way to show em who's Boss! Hurrrrrrrrr
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Yea it happens but I try to act boring so they go away, refresh the forums I browse, act like I'm doing nothing, and then finish when they leave.
My Youtube channel
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At 6/28/11 08:38 PM, Boss wrote: For those of you who live with your parents or have lived with them in the past while you needed to jack off, have you ever been interrupted by them trying to talk to you and it just kills the mood? It happened to me, and I am now sad
Fella, just borrow 60 quid and head on down to your local brothel.
Problem solved.
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At 6/28/11 08:50 PM, STEM wrote: your birth and existence in their own home ended their actual sexual endeavors, how about that.
He's got ya there
At 6/28/11 10:32 PM, Spilda-Bongwata wrote:At 6/28/11 08:50 PM, STEM wrote: your birth and existence in their own home ended their actual sexual endeavors, how about that.He's got ya there
No because they are separated cause my mom was a crazy bitch who barely put out and then she kidnapped me from my father's custody when I was a baby proving she's fucking crazy. He has been with a woman for five years now and he has assured me he gets their rocks off without me asking if they did.
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Ehm... Find a "lady friend", if you catch my drift.
Problem, solved.
It happens from time to time, sometimes it's cause by persistent coughs or throat clearings. It's okay though, I can still finish it later on.
"As the old saying goes...what was it again?"
At 6/28/11 11:52 PM, Xaotik wrote: Ehm... Find a "lady friend", if you catch my drift.
Problem, solved.
You can't masturbate with your parents watching, but you can have intercourse?
You know your a real man if you can shrug the sadness off and start again.
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Never happened to me, but I can understand your sadness.
