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parent destroying jack off sessions 2011-06-28 20:38:10 Reply

For those of you who live with your parents or have lived with them in the past while you needed to jack off, have you ever been interrupted by them trying to talk to you and it just kills the mood? It happened to me, and I am now sad


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Response to parent destroying jack off sessions 2011-06-28 20:39:47 Reply

Nope, however this post is distracting me from jacking off to your sig


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Response to parent destroying jack off sessions 2011-06-28 20:42:13 Reply

I've never been walked in on, but my dad found porn on my computer once and the thought of him knowing my fetishes and stuff makes me want to puke.

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Response to parent destroying jack off sessions 2011-06-28 20:42:45 Reply

It's much better than getting caught, that is for sure.


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Response to parent destroying jack off sessions 2011-06-28 20:44:49 Reply

Yes OP, I cried and went into depression and am now on 24/7 suicide watch.


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Response to parent destroying jack off sessions 2011-06-28 20:47:00 Reply

I'm fapping off to your sig.


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Response to parent destroying jack off sessions 2011-06-28 20:47:56 Reply

I know how you feel bro.


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Response to parent destroying jack off sessions 2011-06-28 20:50:35 Reply

I've been walked in on a lot, but I hide my dick in the knee-space under my desk so I can put it away before they notice, they just think the movement is typing.

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Response to parent destroying jack off sessions 2011-06-28 20:50:54 Reply

your birth and existence in their own home ended their actual sexual endeavors, how about that.


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Response to parent destroying jack off sessions 2011-06-28 20:53:51 Reply

Every time I try to fap, she walks in.

Have to do it in the living room, because the computers in the living room and she'd hear through the thin walls.


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Response to parent destroying jack off sessions 2011-06-28 20:56:52 Reply

At 6/28/11 08:44 PM, ClockworkSpace wrote: What.....fetishes.....exactly??...

Nothing too shocking just some bondage/(female)masturbation/hentai.

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Response to parent destroying jack off sessions 2011-06-28 20:59:14 Reply

At 6/28/11 08:56 PM, bgraybr wrote: hentai.

Hentai, eh?

We talking guro/vore/unbirth?

you sick bastard.


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Response to parent destroying jack off sessions 2011-06-28 21:10:16 Reply

Never been walked in on. Never been discovered, either. I have strict procedures- I almost only use my laptop for porn, which is password protected and I've never given anyone the password, and I always use Google Chrome's Incognito Mode for porn, so basically that won't be found.

And I jizz into either paper towels or toilet paper, which I flush down the toilet. Almost no evidence whatsoever.


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Response to parent destroying jack off sessions 2011-06-28 21:14:24 Reply

I just keep going.

Hey son, the neighbors daughter just got married!
Oh really? Thats great! (FAP FAP FAP)\
Its a shotgun wedding though, she's pregnant.
Oh my... that's awful. (FAP FAP FAP)\
I wonder what they'll name the kid?
If its a girl they should name her Kelsey. (FAP FAP FAP JIZZZZZZ)\

DJHeat=my hero! (at least 4 the next half hr. Then i'll be all like DJHeat whodat? lol balls)

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Response to parent destroying jack off sessions 2011-06-28 21:19:43 Reply

At 6/28/11 08:59 PM, phrozonfire wrote: We talking guro/vore/unbirth?

Can you explain to me what those things are so that I can satisfy my curiosity without having to burn my eyes?

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Response to parent destroying jack off sessions 2011-06-28 21:22:12 Reply

At 6/28/11 09:19 PM, bgraybr wrote:
At 6/28/11 08:59 PM, phrozonfire wrote: We talking guro/vore/unbirth?
Can you explain to me what those things are so that I can satisfy my curiosity without having to burn my eyes?

No, you will have to google them.

You want guro/vore, go look at the shadlings art.


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Response to parent destroying jack off sessions 2011-06-28 22:20:22 Reply

Happened to me once and I flew into a maddening rage.


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Response to parent destroying jack off sessions 2011-06-28 22:29:31 Reply

Wait, but isn't anybody who walks into the scene supposed to be overcome by sexual urges and help you out?

Porn wouldn't lie like that, right?
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Response to parent destroying jack off sessions 2011-06-28 22:29:41 Reply

Way to show em who's Boss! Hurrrrrrrrr


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Response to parent destroying jack off sessions 2011-06-28 22:30:24 Reply

Yea it happens but I try to act boring so they go away, refresh the forums I browse, act like I'm doing nothing, and then finish when they leave.


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Response to parent destroying jack off sessions 2011-06-28 22:31:39 Reply

i have very good timing, and thus i almost never get interrupted


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Response to parent destroying jack off sessions 2011-06-28 22:32:15 Reply

At 6/28/11 08:38 PM, Boss wrote: For those of you who live with your parents or have lived with them in the past while you needed to jack off, have you ever been interrupted by them trying to talk to you and it just kills the mood? It happened to me, and I am now sad

Fella, just borrow 60 quid and head on down to your local brothel.

Problem solved.


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Response to parent destroying jack off sessions 2011-06-28 22:32:34 Reply

At 6/28/11 08:50 PM, STEM wrote: your birth and existence in their own home ended their actual sexual endeavors, how about that.

He's got ya there


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Response to parent destroying jack off sessions 2011-06-28 22:37:15 Reply

At 6/28/11 10:32 PM, Spilda-Bongwata wrote:
At 6/28/11 08:50 PM, STEM wrote: your birth and existence in their own home ended their actual sexual endeavors, how about that.
He's got ya there

No because they are separated cause my mom was a crazy bitch who barely put out and then she kidnapped me from my father's custody when I was a baby proving she's fucking crazy. He has been with a woman for five years now and he has assured me he gets their rocks off without me asking if they did.


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Response to parent destroying jack off sessions 2011-06-28 23:52:43 Reply

Ehm... Find a "lady friend", if you catch my drift.

Problem, solved.

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Response to parent destroying jack off sessions 2011-06-28 23:58:29 Reply

It happened to me yesterday, my mother kept moving around so I got nervous and stopped until she sat back down. I ended up edging for an hour straight and cumming up to my nipple.

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Response to parent destroying jack off sessions 2011-06-28 23:59:39 Reply

It happens from time to time, sometimes it's cause by persistent coughs or throat clearings. It's okay though, I can still finish it later on.


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Response to parent destroying jack off sessions 2011-06-29 00:03:50 Reply

At 6/28/11 11:52 PM, Xaotik wrote: Ehm... Find a "lady friend", if you catch my drift.

Problem, solved.

You can't masturbate with your parents watching, but you can have intercourse?

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Response to parent destroying jack off sessions 2011-06-29 00:06:35 Reply

You know your a real man if you can shrug the sadness off and start again.


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Response to parent destroying jack off sessions 2011-06-29 07:07:39 Reply

wut


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