Why do I have so much bad luck?

[TheKlown]

Never had girlfriend and I'm 24 turning 25. :mad:

Bike breaks barely 6 minute into me riding to go get fastfood... And this happens all the time. I don't know if my dad sucks at fixing bikes when they break or not. But I can't believe it to be coincidence that my bike always breaks. I mean I have bad knee caps, legs, all because all I do for exercising is walk/jog all the time because my bike never wants to work! :mad:

Now, I'm just in a really bad mood I'm just going to go jogging now(even tho I have several injuries but I can feel a slight gutt on my stomach and not eat greasey fast food thats bad for me anyways.

I just wish for once I had good luck. If there is a god, it probably hates me for some reason for so many things to go wrong in my life...

Freaking bike chain messes up and some how the back of my bike tire is flat... What did I do wrong to deserve such bad luck all the time!

[HighWay]

Just take it to a shop and get it properly fixed. And tell your dad to stop being so cheap.

[TheKlown]

At 6/27/11 01:19 PM, logic wrote: Sounds like you don't get out much, Why not take a night out on the town? Walk, You go jogging so why not add more exercise on top of that?

If you don't mind me asking, Are you overweight?

I don't think so. I'm 200-205 muscle mixed with a little fat and im 5'10

[TheKlown]

this me

[Smittytheghost]

GET. A. NEW. BIKE.
CAN YOU READ MY CAPITAL BOLD LETTERS?

[ChainsawNinjaZX]

Fix your bike

Find chick to bike with.

[saqwert]

At 6/27/11 01:22 PM, TheKlown wrote: this me

I don't believe you've never had a girlfriend. You're beautiful

[TheSandyman]

Because you touch yourself at night.

[dlxrevolution]

At 6/27/11 01:22 PM, TheKlown wrote: this me

BIG BOOOOOOOIIII!!!

[Sequenced]

Get off newgrounds and go out more. Problem solved!

[MarutaAdrian]

I never had an girlfriend too.. but I'm 17 not 25.. age is not important.. I know how you feel.

[chipotleaway]

At 6/27/11 02:29 PM, agustana wrote:

At 6/27/11 02:22 PM, MudkipsPiano wrote: FUCK YOU AGUSTANA, FUCK YOU

THE ONLY REASON MEN TALK TO YOU IS BECAUSE THEY WANT TO GET LAID YOU STUPID FUCKING CUNT

That's the only reason men talk to any lady.

Not me.

[TheKlown]

At 6/27/11 02:08 PM, agustana wrote: You've never had a girlfriend because girls are scared of you. At least I am.

You look like you would throw a chick across the room if she opened her mouth.

Nice stereotyping.

[TheKlown]

What the bs is this, I went jogging/walking and the sun went away entirely for the 2 hours I was outside. That happens alot to with me. God leave me alone, I'm good person. God stop treating good ppl like crap for once! Oh, and the weather.com said it was only suppose to be partially cloudy where I live not fully clowdy! The only reason I try to get sun as much as possible is because you shallow ppl have a problem with lighter skinned ppl.

[Boss]

oh see you have bad karma, you need to make a list of all the bad things you have done and make up for it!

[TheKlown]

At 6/27/11 02:57 PM, Boss wrote: oh see you have bad karma, you need to make a list of all the bad things you have done and make up for it!

If ppl treating me like dirt is something i did wrong than karma fails

[CIosure]

Parody Thread?

[mparker]

Not a bad luck man! Maybe too much using newgrounds can cause you that way.. lol