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giving yourself a foot job? Jun. 25th, 2011 @ 12:45 PM Reply

Is anybody here flexible enough to give themselves a foot job? My cousin can do it, it's freaking awesome when he does it at parties everyone goes nuts.


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Response to giving yourself a foot job? Jun. 25th, 2011 @ 12:51 PM Reply

What kind of parties do you go to?


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Response to giving yourself a foot job? Jun. 25th, 2011 @ 12:55 PM Reply

At 6/25/11 12:51 PM, Tribalfusion-X wrote: What kind of parties do you go to?

The kind I avoid, apparently.


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Response to giving yourself a foot job? Jun. 25th, 2011 @ 01:16 PM Reply

i will have one of what he is having.


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Response to giving yourself a foot job? Jun. 25th, 2011 @ 01:25 PM Reply

At 6/25/11 12:45 PM, sumidiotdude wrote: Is anybody here flexible enough to give themselves a foot job? My cousin can do it, it's freaking awesome when he does it at parties everyone goes nuts.

I cant believe this people were our NG ancestors.


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Response to giving yourself a foot job? Jun. 25th, 2011 @ 01:36 PM Reply

I can honestly say I've never tried


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Response to giving yourself a foot job? Jun. 25th, 2011 @ 01:37 PM Reply

At 6/25/11 12:45 PM, sumidiotdude wrote: Is anybody here flexible enough to give themselves a foot job? My cousin can do it, it's freaking awesome when he does it at parties everyone goes nuts.

Why do people at these parties want to see your cousin perform such an act? That seems disgusting.


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Response to giving yourself a foot job? Jun. 25th, 2011 @ 01:38 PM Reply

At 6/25/11 01:36 PM, Fim wrote: I can honestly say I've never tried

This. But I surely would let a girl to do a foot job to me and even better if she's experienced with dat shit.


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Response to giving yourself a foot job? Jun. 25th, 2011 @ 01:41 PM Reply

Well, I never tried, but I doubt that I am flexible enough to do it.


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Response to giving yourself a foot job? Jun. 25th, 2011 @ 01:52 PM Reply

I might, but I don't see why I'd want to...


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Response to giving yourself a foot job? Jun. 25th, 2011 @ 01:53 PM Reply

Yeah I probably could, I might try it one day.

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Response to giving yourself a foot job? Jun. 25th, 2011 @ 01:54 PM Reply

At 6/25/11 01:52 PM, Space-Whale wrote: I might, but I don't see why I'd want to...

I don't see why you wouldn't want to.


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Response to giving yourself a foot job? Jun. 25th, 2011 @ 01:55 PM Reply

At 6/25/11 01:52 PM, Space-Whale wrote: I might, but I don't see why I'd want to...

Well, it could make you more flexible and increase your fitness.


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Response to giving yourself a foot job? Jun. 25th, 2011 @ 01:58 PM Reply

Even if I could, I wouldn't. I'm totally inflexible.


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Response to giving yourself a foot job? Jun. 25th, 2011 @ 03:44 PM Reply

I would try it, but I have already eaten far too many hot dogs in my life and I am fat and totally inflexible.

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Response to giving yourself a foot job? Jun. 25th, 2011 @ 03:47 PM Reply

mr. fantastic could do it. flash idea? copywrite synnxile


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Response to giving yourself a foot job? Jun. 25th, 2011 @ 03:48 PM Reply

Grab your erect penis and lay it against your leg. Now with your other leg, assuming your flexible enough, masturbate with the base, or if that's too hard, the heel.

This is a very simple and beginner-level footjob. The higher ranks require extreme flexibility and balance


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Response to giving yourself a foot job? Jun. 25th, 2011 @ 03:49 PM Reply

At 6/25/11 12:45 PM, sumidiotdude wrote: Is anybody here flexible enough to give themselves a foot job? My cousin can do it, it's freaking awesome when he does it at parties everyone goes nuts.

Why the hell would you watch your cousin give himself a footjob???

Horrible image: what if he had athlete's foot??? *Shudders*

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Response to giving yourself a foot job? Jun. 25th, 2011 @ 03:50 PM Reply

At 6/25/11 01:25 PM, J-Cobyz wrote:
At 6/25/11 12:45 PM, sumidiotdude wrote: Is anybody here flexible enough to give themselves a foot job? My cousin can do it, it's freaking awesome when he does it at parties everyone goes nuts.
I cant believe this people were our NG ancestors.

Best post of the year


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Response to giving yourself a foot job? Jun. 25th, 2011 @ 05:23 PM Reply

At 6/25/11 12:55 PM, Dean wrote:
At 6/25/11 12:51 PM, Tribalfusion-X wrote: What kind of parties do you go to?
The kind I avoid, apparently.

i see what you did thar.


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Response to giving yourself a foot job? Jun. 25th, 2011 @ 05:42 PM Reply

Actually, I've not tried that before. I've attempted autofellating several times in the past with varying degrees of success, however.


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Response to giving yourself a foot job? Jun. 25th, 2011 @ 05:51 PM Reply

At 6/25/11 12:51 PM, Tribalfusion-X wrote: What kind of parties do you go to?

Parties i need to attend

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Response to giving yourself a foot job? Jun. 25th, 2011 @ 05:52 PM Reply

I can, but i don't enjoy it much

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Response to giving yourself a foot job? Jun. 25th, 2011 @ 05:53 PM Reply

At 6/25/11 12:45 PM, sumidiotdude wrote: Is anybody here flexible enough to give themselves a foot job? My cousin can do it, it's freaking awesome when he does it at parties everyone goes nuts.

Thats some weird party man.


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Response to giving yourself a foot job? Jun. 25th, 2011 @ 08:39 PM Reply

Wuuuuuuuut. This thread.....


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Response to giving yourself a foot job? Jun. 25th, 2011 @ 08:41 PM Reply

At 6/25/11 05:52 PM, OMGhaxedlol wrote: I can, but i don't enjoy it much

Same.


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Response to giving yourself a foot job? Jun. 25th, 2011 @ 08:43 PM Reply

I believe If I stretched ahead of time I could.


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Response to giving yourself a foot job? Jun. 25th, 2011 @ 08:44 PM Reply

I just tried to do it, I can not. I am not a flexable person.

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Response to giving yourself a foot job? Jun. 25th, 2011 @ 09:09 PM Reply

At 6/25/11 05:42 PM, Catalepsy wrote: Actually, I've not tried that before. I've attempted autofellating several times in the past with varying degrees of success, however.
varying degrees of success

it varies huh. why do i keep clicking on the threads.


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Response to giving yourself a foot job? Jun. 25th, 2011 @ 09:13 PM Reply

Well, he isn't very handy now is he?


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