Is anybody here flexible enough to give themselves a foot job? My cousin can do it, it's freaking awesome when he does it at parties everyone goes nuts.
giving yourself a foot job?
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At 6/25/11 12:51 PM, Tribalfusion-X wrote: What kind of parties do you go to?
The kind I avoid, apparently.
At 6/25/11 01:36 PM, Fim wrote: I can honestly say I've never tried
This. But I surely would let a girl to do a foot job to me and even better if she's experienced with dat shit.
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Well, I never tried, but I doubt that I am flexible enough to do it.
At 6/25/11 01:52 PM, Space-Whale wrote: I might, but I don't see why I'd want to...
I don't see why you wouldn't want to.
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At 6/25/11 01:52 PM, Space-Whale wrote: I might, but I don't see why I'd want to...
Well, it could make you more flexible and increase your fitness.
Even if I could, I wouldn't. I'm totally inflexible.
I would try it, but I have already eaten far too many hot dogs in my life and I am fat and totally inflexible.
Not really, but I felt it funny to say it
mr. fantastic could do it. flash idea? copywrite synnxile
Grab your erect penis and lay it against your leg. Now with your other leg, assuming your flexible enough, masturbate with the base, or if that's too hard, the heel.
This is a very simple and beginner-level footjob. The higher ranks require extreme flexibility and balance
At 6/25/11 12:45 PM, sumidiotdude wrote: Is anybody here flexible enough to give themselves a foot job? My cousin can do it, it's freaking awesome when he does it at parties everyone goes nuts.
Why the hell would you watch your cousin give himself a footjob???
Horrible image: what if he had athlete's foot??? *Shudders*
At 6/25/11 01:25 PM, J-Cobyz wrote:At 6/25/11 12:45 PM, sumidiotdude wrote: Is anybody here flexible enough to give themselves a foot job? My cousin can do it, it's freaking awesome when he does it at parties everyone goes nuts.I cant believe this people were our NG ancestors.
Best post of the year
At 6/25/11 12:55 PM, Dean wrote:At 6/25/11 12:51 PM, Tribalfusion-X wrote: What kind of parties do you go to?The kind I avoid, apparently.
i see what you did thar.
Actually, I've not tried that before. I've attempted autofellating several times in the past with varying degrees of success, however.
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At 6/25/11 12:51 PM, Tribalfusion-X wrote: What kind of parties do you go to?
Parties i need to attend
At 6/25/11 12:45 PM, sumidiotdude wrote: Is anybody here flexible enough to give themselves a foot job? My cousin can do it, it's freaking awesome when he does it at parties everyone goes nuts.
Thats some weird party man.
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At 6/25/11 05:52 PM, OMGhaxedlol wrote: I can, but i don't enjoy it much
Same.
I believe If I stretched ahead of time I could.
I just tried to do it, I can not. I am not a flexable person.
At 6/25/11 05:42 PM, Catalepsy wrote: Actually, I've not tried that before. I've attempted autofellating several times in the past with varying degrees of success, however.
varying degrees of success
it varies huh. why do i keep clicking on the threads.
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So you're saying that playing Footsies can now transmit STD's?
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At 6/25/11 09:15 PM, explodingbunnies wrote: So you're saying that playing Footsies can now transmit STD's?
Nope. That's the best part. Your girlfriend can whack you off with her tootsies as much as you want and neither of you need to worry about diseases. (Unless she has some really nasty feet)
At 6/25/11 08:44 PM, SexualEmo wrote: I just tried to do it, I can not. I am not a flexable person.
But aren't gay guys suppose to be flexible?
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