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The loophole in female psychology? Jun. 25th, 2011 @ 12:37 AM Reply

You have all seen those ads on the porn sites, and I want to know if any of you clicked them in order to see what they were about. I am curious as to what the questions are, and what they want you to buy.

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Response to The loophole in female psychology? Jun. 25th, 2011 @ 12:38 AM Reply

It's rape. That's the loophole. Rape.


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Response to The loophole in female psychology? Jun. 25th, 2011 @ 12:39 AM Reply

I've never been tempted to click those actually. At all. I'm sure they ask you to pay before they say anything.


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Response to The loophole in female psychology? Jun. 25th, 2011 @ 12:40 AM Reply

Does this smell like chloroform to you?


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Response to The loophole in female psychology? Jun. 25th, 2011 @ 12:40 AM Reply

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Response to The loophole in female psychology? Jun. 25th, 2011 @ 12:41 AM Reply

I haven't clicked them since I was 12 because they're all bullshit.

I almost never see them anymore because of my ad blocker.

Thank fucking god.
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Response to The loophole in female psychology? Jun. 25th, 2011 @ 12:43 AM Reply

At 6/25/11 12:38 AM, IncendiaryProduction wrote: It's rape. That's the loophole. Rape.

Rape.

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Response to The loophole in female psychology? Jun. 25th, 2011 @ 12:44 AM Reply

I instantly thought of that ad when I read the thread title. I always wondered if such a thing exists


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Response to The loophole in female psychology? Jun. 25th, 2011 @ 12:47 AM Reply

roofies is the answer

The loophole in female psychology?


the picture/information posted above; is at least somewhat relevant to this topic.

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Response to The loophole in female psychology? Jun. 25th, 2011 @ 12:48 AM Reply

I found the website. This is what it said:

1. The "Shortcut" Loophole - Ask her for a date rather than for her digits. You'll need to build emotional rapport with a woman in order to persuade her to go out with you. When you have done this, immediately ask her out.

The trick here is to take the shortcut - since most men would go for the phone number first. Dating gurus will ask you to first ask for the phone number (worse, some would actually advice you to ask for email addresses!), but that's just a waste of time. To properly exploit this female psychology loophole, go straight for her phone number and short-circuit her psyche!

This will make it easy for you to get her to bed that night - simply because agreeing to a date is more "involved" than just surrendering her phone number.

2. The "Mystery" Loophole. Women psychology is wired up in such a way that they won't be able to resist puzzles and mysteries. Keep her on her toes and make her guess what your real intentions are. The more you do this, the more you will become irresistible to her.

3. The "Fractionation" Loophole. This is a super effective technique which enables you to build intense emotional connections with a woman by making her go through an "emotional rollercoaster". When pulled off properly, it makes a female feel addicted to you - both emotionally and physically. It's that powerful.

The best thing about fractionation is that it works very fast - often in the span of 15 minutes (or even less). Known to be the most explosive seduction technique ever to be invented, masters of this technique have been quietly using this technique for years to seduce beautiful women.


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Response to The loophole in female psychology? Jun. 25th, 2011 @ 12:49 AM Reply

Who remembers that one Drake and Josh episode?

I sure as hell do

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Response to The loophole in female psychology? Jun. 25th, 2011 @ 12:51 AM Reply

At 6/25/11 12:48 AM, IncendiaryProduction wrote: I found the website. This is what it said:

Good find, Incendiary. I doubt, however, that it is as effective as the people behind the ads claim it to be. Such a "loophole" would be so easily exploited that even complete social retards can get laid every night.


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Response to The loophole in female psychology? Jun. 25th, 2011 @ 12:52 AM Reply

Chloroform/Roofies----Undressing----Rape .

You all had it right.

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Response to The loophole in female psychology? Jun. 25th, 2011 @ 12:53 AM Reply

I know everything about women so I don't need gimmicks

I know how they think and stuff

At least, how they're pettiest and most aggressive side works

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Response to The loophole in female psychology? Jun. 25th, 2011 @ 01:06 AM Reply

At 6/25/11 12:49 AM, Gerbil wrote: Who remembers that one Drake and Josh episode?

I sure as hell do

I'm suprised I knew exactly which one you are referring to.


Not only do I not know what's going on, I wouldn't know what to do about it if I did.

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Response to The loophole in female psychology? Jun. 25th, 2011 @ 01:06 AM Reply

At 6/25/11 12:48 AM, IncendiaryProduction wrote: I found the website. This is what it said:

It does not explain to us what the third one is. Well, unless you pay £20.


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Response to The loophole in female psychology? Jun. 25th, 2011 @ 01:07 AM Reply

Like most internet ads, it's a cleverly designed sham to separate you from your money.


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Response to The loophole in female psychology? Jun. 25th, 2011 @ 01:10 AM Reply

I always though those sites would say something like those killphrases in Deus Ex which would make any girl want to fuck instantly. Obviously they would be just as real as those Axe commercials.


shit's amazing

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Response to The loophole in female psychology? Jun. 25th, 2011 @ 01:12 AM Reply

At 6/25/11 12:48 AM, IncendiaryProduction wrote:
3. The "Fractionation" Loophole.

Sounds like the D.E.N.N.I.S. system to me.


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Response to The loophole in female psychology? Jun. 25th, 2011 @ 01:13 AM Reply

the answer is in your wallet,matbe. this best describes all those ads-BULLSHIT


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Response to The loophole in female psychology? Jun. 25th, 2011 @ 01:15 AM Reply

What? I don't go to porn sites.


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Response to The loophole in female psychology? Jun. 25th, 2011 @ 01:23 AM Reply

At 6/25/11 12:48 AM, IncendiaryProduction wrote: I found the website. This is what it said:

Those are helpful, but they aren't exactly, by themselves, going to get a girl all over you.

Plus, asking someone for a date instead of her phone number should be illegal just because it shows a girl that you're willing to do something more then a one-night stand or the like.

There are entire sites dedicated to getting in a girl's pants, and that isn't a good one.

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Response to The loophole in female psychology? Jun. 25th, 2011 @ 01:30 AM Reply

At 6/25/11 01:15 AM, Neoncouch wrote: What? I don't go to porn sites.

You liar!


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Response to The loophole in female psychology? Jun. 25th, 2011 @ 01:47 AM Reply

At 6/25/11 12:53 AM, Gobblemeister wrote: I don't need gimmicks

Oh I don't need you either, who are you?

the best part about a generic username is that everyone uses them and so I can call them out when they do.

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Response to The loophole in female psychology? Jun. 25th, 2011 @ 02:12 AM Reply

At 6/25/11 12:38 AM, IncendiaryProduction wrote: It's rape. That's the loophole. Rape.

The vast majority of men are incapable of rape, because the vast majority of men can't get an erection while harming someone.

Motherfucker.

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Response to The loophole in female psychology? Jun. 25th, 2011 @ 03:29 AM Reply

At 6/25/11 02:12 AM, ModernPatriot wrote:
At 6/25/11 12:38 AM, IncendiaryProduction wrote: It's rape. That's the loophole. Rape.
The vast majority of men are incapable of rape, because the vast majority of men can't get an erection while harming someone.

Motherfucker.

Unlike you.


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Response to The loophole in female psychology? Jun. 25th, 2011 @ 11:12 AM Reply

At 6/25/11 01:12 AM, AlphaCentauri wrote:
At 6/25/11 12:48 AM, IncendiaryProduction wrote:
3. The "Fractionation" Loophole.
Sounds like the D.E.N.N.I.S. system to me.

I feel good because I got the reference.


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Response to The loophole in female psychology? Jun. 25th, 2011 @ 11:16 AM Reply

At 6/25/11 12:48 AM, IncendiaryProduction wrote: I found the website. This is what it said:

Interesting. I am, however pretty sure that your chances will not really grow if you use those "secret techniques".


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Response to The loophole in female psychology? Jun. 25th, 2011 @ 11:46 AM Reply

At 6/25/11 12:48 AM, IncendiaryProduction wrote:
2. The "Mystery" Loophole. Women psychology is wired up in such a way that they won't be able to resist puzzles and mysteries.

so I should throw a Rubik's cube at a women and she'll like me? :D


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Response to The loophole in female psychology? Jun. 25th, 2011 @ 02:20 PM Reply

At 6/25/11 12:48 AM, IncendiaryProduction wrote: 3. The "Fractionation" Loophole. This is a super effective technique

So hooking up with chicks is like pokemon


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