Names of private parts.

[dlxrevolution]

Why are there so many names for private parts.

Gluteus Maximus:
butt, booty, ass, donk, padonkadonk, bottom, bum, arse, rear, Caboose, trunk, etc.

Vagina:
Pussy, Vag, cutty, Hoo-Haa, cunt, Cooney, Couchie, cooter, downstairs etc.

Penis:
Dick, Rod, Weenie, Cock, Sausage, Lil'Bob, Dong, dingaling, etc

Breast:
Tittles, Boobs, Rack, Ta'Tas, Hooters, boobies, etc

Discuss bitches...

[Lojinkz]

Waffle, poontang, meat curtains

[Lojinkz]

Instead of answering the original question, I will just continue listing the names that come to mind.

Prick, schlong, tool, love sword, peter, snake

[dlxrevolution]

At 6/23/11 03:50 PM, daethdrain wrote: Because it's so funny.................
Anyway I think breasts may have the most nicknames out of them all.

Tru. Breast and butt.

[sweet21]

At 6/23/11 03:46 PM, dlxrevolution wrote:

I will now collaborate on this list instead of contributing.

Gluteus Maximus:

anus

Vagina:

beaver

Penis:

Johnson, boner, winger

Breast:

Fun bags

Discuss bitches...

Probably because it's funny, or people are too uncomfortable to call it by it's original name that they have to swerve around it.

[Lojinkz]

Not a private part, but...

poop, feces, turd, crap, shit, deuce, number two, stool, dookie, BM, dung, caca

[NekoMika]

Beats me, I guess people just want to find a way to discuss them without it sounding inappropriate.

lol sexual innuendos

[Makakaov]

At 6/23/11 03:46 PM, dlxrevolution wrote: Breast:
Tittles, Boobs, Rack, Ta'Tas, Hooters, boobies...

...Air Bags, Angel Cakes, Apple Dumpling Shop, Apples, Aspirins on an Ironing Board, Babaloos, Baby Pillows, Balloons, Bangers, Bangles, Bassoons, Baubles, Bazongas, , Bazooms, Beacons, Bean Bags, Bebops, Bee Stings, Betty and Wilmas, Betty Boops, Big Boppers, Bigguns, Bikini Stuffers, Billibongs, Blinkers, Bazookas, Blouse Bunnies, Bologna Bags, Bomboostas, Bonbons, Bongos, Boozies, Bosoms, Bottles, Bodacious Tatas, Boulders, Bra Buddies, Bouncers, Bronskis, Bullets, Bumpers, Butterbags, Butterballs, Cannon Balls, Cans, Cantaloupes, Carumbas, Casabas, Cha-Chas, Charlies, Charms, Cherry pies, Chesticles, Chestnuts, Chi-Chis, Chimichongas, Coconuts, Cream Pies, Cupcakes, Dingers, Dinghies, Dingoes, Dinner Plates, Dirigibles, Double Whammies, Droopies, Dueling Banjos, Dumplings, Dunes, Ear Muffs, Eggplants, Eyes, Enchiladas, Fairy Pillows, Feeding Bottles, Flapjacks, Flappers, Flesh Bulbs, Flesh Melons, Floaters, Floppers, Fog Lights, Front Bottom, Fun Bags, Gagas, Gazingas, Gazongas, Glands, Globes, Grapefruits, Guavas, Hand Warmers, Headlamps, Headlights, Hills, Honeydews, Honkers, Hoohas, Hottentots, Mounds, Huffies, Humdingers, Jaboos, Jawbreakers, Jibs, Jugs, Jumbos, Kazongas, Knobs, Knockers, Kumquats, Lactoids, Loaves, Loblollies, Love Bubbles, Love Melons, Love Muffins, Lulus, Lungs, , , , Macaroons, Magumbos, Majumbas, Mambos, Mammaries, Mammaroonies, Mammoths, Mangos, Maracas, Marangos, Marimbas, Marshmallows, Mau Maus, Meat Loaves, Meatballs, Melons, Milk Bottles, Milk Cans, Milk Fountains, Milk Shakes, Milk Wagons, Missiles, , Mogambos, Mountains, Muchachas, Muffins, Mulligans, Mushmelons, Nancies, Nectarines, Niblets, Ninnies, Nippers, Nippies, Nodules, Noogies, Nubbies, Nugs, Oompas, Oranges, Orbs, Ottomans, Pair, Pagodas, Palookas, Pantry Shelves, Papayas, Parabolas, Party Hats, Paw Patties, Peaches, Peaks, Pears, Peepers, Pendulums, Pillows, Pink-Nosed Puppies, Pips, Pointer Sisters, Pompons, Pontoons, Pool Toys, Potatoes, PT Boats, Pumpkins, Puppies, Quarts of Love, Queen Jewels, Rangoons, Rib Balloons, Rib Cushions, Rockets, Roundies, Saggers, Sandbags, Satan's Love Pillows, Scones, Scoops, Shakers, Shebas, Shimmies, Shmeebs, Silos, Ski Slopes, Skin Sacks, Smoothies, Snoobs, Snuggle Pups, Spheres, Spongecakes, Spuds, Stacks, Sweater Meat, Sweet Rolls, Swingers, Tamales, Teats, Tetons, Tidbits, Titters, Tomatoes, Tooters, Torpedoes, Twangers, Twin Peaks, Twofers, Umlauts, wahwahs, Waldos, Warheads, Watermelons, Whoppers, Wobblers, Wongas, Yabbos, Yams, Zeppelins.

[Abnf]

This is very informative. Thank you!

[POTaTOS]

Tunnel Snake.

[Mizzjuicyflava]

Penis : dank dank

Vagina: coin purse

Breasts: Baby Sacks

[Conjecture]

The Newgrounds sex ed is a-go.

When a man and a women love each other very much...

[Ptero]

This thread is embarrassing.

[Viktor]

Penis - Shaft.

[Atypop]

They have scientific names and then names people come up with to be funny or insulting.

[Tribal]

Naming private parts? Now that's just silly.

[SubparTony]

I'll keep this in mind thank you

[Benji]

Butt.
Vagina.
Penis.
Boobs.

[GreatPowerfulTrixie]

penis: diddly doodly
boobs: honkabonkawoo
vagina: hookdook
ass: hoopadoopa

[bipolarmunkey]

I call my penis, "Russel the Love Muscle" and the ladies loooooooooooooooove it...sometimes.

[Ericho]

Ah! I used to make lists like that myself!

You forgot testicles.

Testicles: Testes, balls, nuts, nads, orbs, jewels, that's all I have.

Also, check this outon YouTube.

[EDylan]

Something else to keep in mind.

Sperm--
Semen, cum, jizz, seed, gamete, reproductive cell, ovum, particle, rudiment, spore.

[dlxrevolution]

At 6/23/11 08:01 PM, EDylan wrote: Something else to keep in mind.

Sperm--
Semen, cum, jizz, seed, gamete, reproductive cell, ovum, particle, rudiment, spore.

Infantry

;)

[joe9320]

Euphemisms anyone? They are all euphemisms for those parts of reproductive organs

[poinl]

Air Bags, Angel Cakes, Apple Dumpling Shop, Apples, Aspirins on an Ironing Board, Babaloos, Baby Pillows, Balloons, Bangers, Bangles, Bassoons, Baubles, Bazongas, , Bazooms, Beacons, Bean Bags, Bebops, Bee Stings, Betty and Wilmas, Betty Boops, Big Boppers, Bigguns, Bikini Stuffers, Billibongs, Blinkers, Bazookas, Blouse Bunnies, Bologna Bags, Bomboostas, Bonbons, Bongos, Boozies, Bosoms, Bottles, Bodacious Tatas, Boulders, Bra Buddies, Bouncers, Bronskis, Bullets, Bumpers, Butterbags, Butterballs, Cannon Balls, Cans, Cantaloupes, Carumbas, Casabas, Cha-Chas, Charlies, Charms, Cherry pies, Chesticles, Chestnuts, Chi-Chis, Chimichongas, Coconuts, Cream Pies, Cupcakes, Dingers, Dinghies, Dingoes, Dinner Plates, Dirigibles, Double Whammies, Droopies, Dueling Banjos, Dumplings, Dunes, Ear Muffs, Eggplants, Eyes, Enchiladas, Fairy Pillows, Feeding Bottles, Flapjacks, Flappers, Flesh Bulbs, Flesh Melons, Floaters, Floppers, Fog Lights, Front Bottom, Fun Bags, Gagas, Gazingas, Glands, Globes, Guavas, Hand Warmers, Headlamps, Headlights, Hills, Honeydews, Honkers, Hoohas, Hottentots,, Huffies, Humdingers, Jaboos, Jawbreakers, Jibs, Jugs, Jumbos, Kazongas, Knobs, Knockers, Kumquats, Lactoids, Loaves, Loblollies, Love Bubbles, Love Melons, Love Muffins, Lulus, Lungs, , , , Macaroons, Magumbos, Mambos, Mammaries, Mammaroonies, Mammoths, Mangos, Maracas, Marangos, Marimbas, Marshmallows, Mau Maus, Meat Loaves, Meatballs, Melons, Milk Bottles, Milk Cans, Milk Fountains, Milk Shakes, Milk Wagons, Missiles, , Mogambos, Mountains, Muchachas, Muffins, Mulligans, Mushmelons, Nancies, Nectarines, Niblets, Ninnies, Nippers, Nippies, Nodules, Noogies, Nubbies, Nugs, Oompas, Oranges, Orbs, Ottomans, Pair, Pagodas, Palookas, Pantry Shelves, Papayas, Parabolas, Party Hats, Paw Patties, Peaches, Peaks, Pears, Peepers, Pendulums, Pillows, Pink-Nosed Puppies, Pips, Pointer Sisters, Pompons, Pontoons, Pool Toys, Potatoes, PT Boats, Pumpkins, Puppies, Quarts of Love, Queen Jewels, Rangoons, Rib Balloons, Rib Cushions, Rockets, Roundies, Saggers, Sandbags, Satan's Love Pillows, Scones, Scoops, Shakers, Shebas, Shimmies, Shmeebs, Silos, Ski Slopes, Skin Sacks, Smoothies, Snoobs, Snuggle Pups, Spheres, Spongecakes, Spuds, Stacks, Sweater Meat, Sweet Rolls, Swingers, Tamales, Teats, Tetons, Tidbits, Titters, Tomatoes, Tooters, Torpedoes, Twangers, Twin Peaks, Twofers, Umlauts, wahwahs, Waldos, Warheads, Watermelons, Whoppers, Wobblers, Wongas, Yabbos, Yams, Zeppelins.

i have a question to that statement right there.

Why are they in alphabetical order?

[IndigenousDigitalist]

Vagina: Va-Jay-Jay

Hey, the little red line didn't show up under that!

[Khris]

im to lazy to read through the thread, has anyone said double bubbles yet?

[Ericho]

At 6/23/11 11:33 PM, poinl wrote: Honeydews, Honkers, Hoohas,

Where's "Hooters"? That even has a restaurant named after it!

[strider-dan]

I've got two more for penis!

Duck, Pickle.

[macmillion]

I named my dick junior.