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You're freaking bragging about killing a shark, don't try to justify yourself by saying you killed it quickly and that it would have been more torturous to let it die on the boat by suffocation, because you enjoyed killing it so much that you came here to brag to us you little prick.

At 6/21/11 05:04 PM, Alex12345269 wrote: You're freaking bragging about killing a shark, don't try to justify yourself by saying you killed it quickly and that it would have been more torturous to let it die on the boat by suffocation, because you enjoyed killing it so much that you came here to brag to us you little prick.

I thought it was kind of a cool story.

A-we-some.

At 6/21/11 04:56 PM, Cootie wrote: I was going to say the same thing. Unless he walks up to the cow and just takes a bite out of its ass the animal is dead before you eat it. I didn't drag it out and did it as quick as possible. And, I am going to eat it. No harm no foul.

How can you compare a farm animal like cow to a majestic shark?

At 6/21/11 05:11 PM, bgraybr wrote:
How can you compare a farm animal like cow to a majestic shark?

The both live in the ocean. Wait...

Thats badass. If I ever had the chance, I would reel that thing in and chow down like a king.

At 6/21/11 05:11 PM, bgraybr wrote: How can you compare a farm animal like cow to a majestic shark?

Going by your logic, if a cow isn't as important as a shark, then it's ok to kill the cow. A shark isn't as important as a person, therefore it is ok to kill the shark.

/whining

I heard shark fin soup is good. You should have made that out of the carcass.

Only rednecks beat fucking sharks to death with baseball bats. It's really disgusting, it's not like you're going to eat it or anything. You just killed it for shits and giggles or to feel badass.

We rednecks can't afford boats. your argument is invalid.

I shat out a pancake listening to Queen. Now try to be cool.

This is actually kind of a disturbing tail.

Thats not badass, thats like me killing a dragon, but it's mouth was closed, it was binded, couldn't move, or couldn't fight back. If you want to be manly, it had to have been in the water with it's full abilities. In other words, yeah you killed a fearsome creature, but it was a cheap kill.

I would LOVE to kill a shark with a baseballbat. The awesome feeling of taking away the life of a potential threat to you. With every hit, you feel more manly, and the one that crushes his skull must feel like jizzing a thousand times.

At 6/21/11 03:29 PM, Cootie wrote: stepdad

Whoop whoop! Killing things! Whoop whoop!

So you killed a shark just for the fun of it?

At 6/21/11 03:33 PM, Gagsy wrote: Fucking rednecks.

lol Gagsy you sure have a reputation building..anywho I think thats awesome how you used a bat to kill it instead of something more quick and efficient like oh say a gun.But hey I bet it was hilarious beating the thing over the head.Should've also quipped to it "Wheres mah money!? Wheres mah money!? "

@Everyone pissed because he killed it.

It doesn't matter. It's dog eat dog. That shark kills, and eat's other animals, and he killed, and are gonna eat that shark.

There's nothing wrong with killing an animal just aslong as you eat it.

no offense but it seems like you had no part in actually finding, capturing, or containing the shark so you can't say you killed it

Stop criticizing him about killing a fucking shark, to cut the line alone could've left it in agony for the rest of its life with a hook in its gill or something. It was a fucking shark, pain and suffering happens in the wild, get used to it. Stop being little pussy city folk and man up.

I would've just thrown the shark overboard and throw the fishing nets on the other side of the boat. Even sharks deserve to live.

At 6/21/11 05:34 PM, FuckSandwich wrote:

At 6/21/11 05:11 PM, bgraybr wrote: How can you compare a farm animal like cow to a majestic shark?

Going by your logic, if a cow isn't as important as a shark, then it's ok to kill the cow. A shark isn't as important as a person, therefore it is ok to kill the shark.

/whining

So I guess that you would be okay with shooting a panda?

At 6/21/11 09:51 PM, k6ka wrote: I would've just thrown the shark overboard and throw the fishing nets on the other side of the boat. Even sharks deserve to live.

We are going to eat the fucking thing. I didn't kill the damn thing for shits and giggles and then throw it overboard. The shark was on the boat and I didn't want the thing slowly dying on the boat, so I picked up a bat and hit it over the head. What did you want me to do? Put it in a bucket of water and eat it while it is alive?

*gasp* Listen up people saying "OMG TEH SHARK DIED :'(". Every bit of meat you eat is dead. That hamburger was once a cow, and this fish fillet we have now was once a shark. The only difference is that I killed it myself.

Boohoo boohoo, this isn't just to you but to everybody bitching. That shark eats other fish, and then I come along and eat the shark. It is how the damn foodchain works. We caught over 1,000 pounds of fish. Hundreds and hundreds of fish and we pulled them up on the boat and stabbed them behind the gills so they die swiftly. And we will eat all of it.

Poor shark my ass. The whole process of him dying took a minute tops once we got him on the boat. It wasn't like we sat around for an hour with our thumbs up our asses and poked him with a stick. All the seafood you people eat dies the same damn way.

cause it's die muthafuckas die muthafuckas still fool

At 6/21/11 03:29 PM, Cootie wrote: Let the badassness begin...

Badass? You're a piece of shit. Instead of letting it go, you beat it to death with a fucking bat. Why? To feel like you're some sort of a man I guess. Next time you want to pretend to be a man, hop in the water and kill it yourself.

Watch out for jaws, the last time one her kids were killed she went on a killing spree of her own.

At 6/21/11 10:50 PM, Afro-mann wrote: Badass? You're a piece of shit. Instead of letting it go, you beat it to death with a fucking bat. Why? To feel like you're some sort of a man I guess. Next time you want to pretend to be a man, hop in the water and kill it yourself.

Hey. Learn to read the thread and get the full story before you go spouting shit out your mouth and insulting people. He already explained why he had to kill it, you dumbass.

At 6/21/11 10:52 PM, Oolaph wrote:

At 6/21/11 10:50 PM, Afro-mann wrote: Badass? You're a piece of shit. Instead of letting it go, you beat it to death with a fucking bat. Why? To feel like you're some sort of a man I guess. Next time you want to pretend to be a man, hop in the water and kill it yourself.

Hey. Learn to read the thread and get the full story before you go spouting shit out your mouth and insulting people. He already explained why he had to kill it, you dumbass.

Not my point, faggot. He sits here and calls himself a badass for swinging a bat on a wounded animal, that was dragged in by a group of other people. Anyone who calls themselves a badass for killing an animal that was minding its own damn business is a piece of shit.

At 6/21/11 10:59 PM, Afro-mann wrote: Not my point, faggot. He sits here and calls himself a badass for swinging a bat on a wounded animal, that was dragged in by a group of other people. Anyone who calls themselves a badass for killing an animal that was minding its own damn business is a piece of shit.

I'm pretty sure it was a joke. I highly doubt Cootie really thinks of himself as a badass. He was just sharing an interesting story, everyone should just calm the hell down.