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What are the benefits of being 2011-06-20 17:54:23 Reply

left handed?


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Response to What are the benefits of being 2011-06-20 17:56:17 Reply

u r good at art and probably gay sex

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Response to What are the benefits of being 2011-06-20 17:57:02 Reply

Easier to fap?


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Response to What are the benefits of being 2011-06-20 17:57:27 Reply

I'm left handed and I honestly can't think of any benefits. One disadvantage is that your hand sometimes smudges the ink when you write.


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Response to What are the benefits of being 2011-06-20 17:57:43 Reply

It won't be too bad if you lose your right hand.


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Response to What are the benefits of being 2011-06-20 17:59:47 Reply

1) Being wwwyzzerdd.
2) Being Barack Obama.

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Response to What are the benefits of being 2011-06-20 18:02:41 Reply

There aren't any? Then again, there aren't many benefits to being right handed either.


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Response to What are the benefits of being 2011-06-20 18:12:01 Reply

You're part of a minority.


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Response to What are the benefits of being 2011-06-20 18:12:20 Reply

Well, it won't be your right arm that will be huge.


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Response to What are the benefits of being 2011-06-20 18:12:56 Reply

At 6/20/11 05:56 PM, EmperorOfSwag wrote: u r good at art and probably gay sex

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Response to What are the benefits of being 2011-06-20 18:13:29 Reply

I can fap and be on the computer at the same time.
AND I am artistic. So that's a plus.


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Response to What are the benefits of being 2011-06-20 18:14:32 Reply

Most artists are left handed. Nothing changes, what makes you think the hand you right with affects anything?


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Response to What are the benefits of being 2011-06-20 18:17:11 Reply

At 6/20/11 05:57 PM, NEVR wrote: I'm left handed and I honestly can't think of any benefits. One disadvantage is that your hand sometimes smudges the ink when you write.

Yeah you get ink all over the bottom of your hand if you do a lot of writing.

And it's harder to use scissors designed for right handed people.

And can openers are awkward.

And almost all doors are easier to open with your right hand.

You know what I hate being left handed.

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Response to What are the benefits of being 2011-06-20 18:21:14 Reply

If you're from someplace that drives on the left, driving a stick shift wouldn't feel as weird.

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Response to What are the benefits of being 2011-06-20 18:22:21 Reply

Weird

What are the benefits of being


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Response to What are the benefits of being 2011-06-20 18:30:18 Reply

At 6/20/11 05:57 PM, NEVR wrote: I'm left handed and I honestly can't think of any benefits. One disadvantage is that your hand sometimes smudges the ink when you write.

Yes if anything we have more disadvantages. People always say "Oh but aren't left handed people more creative?" and I think well if I had any creativity I'd be using it, but it ain't here.

About the smudges though, I hate it. I don't like using biro pens either so I run an even bigger rush with my proper ink pens. It takes me ages to write birthday cards because I have to position my wrist like above the card but not too high that my writing goes all funny :(

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Response to What are the benefits of being 2011-06-20 18:41:03 Reply

I heard somewhere that left-handed people excel in many activities.

I'm pretty sure Johnny Rocketfingers is left-handed.

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Response to What are the benefits of being 2011-06-20 18:46:08 Reply

My cousin's left handed and the only thing he ever complained about was when sometimes in school if he sat to the right of someone he'd sometimes bump his elbow into their's.


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Response to What are the benefits of being 2011-06-20 18:49:32 Reply

Well I read that you're more likable as a TV persona or political figure when you're left-handed because the TV flips the image around and it appears that you're right-handed, which appeals to the audience, where as right-handed people appear left-handed on screen.


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Response to What are the benefits of being 2011-06-20 18:50:13 Reply

At 6/20/11 05:57 PM, NEVR wrote: I'm left handed and I honestly can't think of any benefits. One disadvantage is that your hand sometimes smudges the ink when you write.

Especially this. God it's so annoying i remember way back @ school when we all had a fountain pen, my hands were blue everyday


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Response to What are the benefits of being 2011-06-20 18:50:53 Reply

Ambidextrous, yo.


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Response to What are the benefits of being 2011-06-21 01:48:51 Reply

At 6/20/11 06:41 PM, k6ka wrote: I heard somewhere that left-handed people excel in many activities.

I'm pretty sure Johnny Rocketfingers is left-handed.
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/31 0635

No. He's AmBIFUCKINGdextrous.


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Response to What are the benefits of being 2011-06-21 02:03:29 Reply

It has no benefits, only if you lose your right arm, then it would be better to be left handed.


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Response to What are the benefits of being 2011-06-21 02:05:36 Reply

You get to use left sided golf clubs!

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Response to What are the benefits of being 2011-06-21 02:08:31 Reply

At 6/21/11 01:46 AM, SKS wrote: Ten Proven Benefits of Being Left Handed

According to Cracked there's a 50% chance of people who are left handed to be gay.

So, have fun with that

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Response to What are the benefits of being 2011-06-21 06:19:44 Reply

Call me Loose Lid Lefty.


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Response to What are the benefits of being 2011-06-21 07:13:08 Reply

At 6/20/11 05:57 PM, NEVR wrote: I'm left handed and I honestly can't think of any benefits. One disadvantage is that your hand sometimes smudges the ink when you write.

Agreed... This always happens to me..

At 6/20/11 05:59 PM, wwwyzzerdd wrote: 1) Being wwwyzzerdd.
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At 6/20/11 06:12 PM, cdjproductions wrote: Well, it won't be your right arm that will be huge.

True, my right arm is grossly disproportionate.

At 6/20/11 06:17 PM, SomaGuye wrote: And it's harder to use scissors designed for right handed people.

I use scissors with my right hand. In fact, most physical tasks I use my right hand, don't know why.


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Response to What are the benefits of being 2011-06-21 07:19:55 Reply

At 6/20/11 05:57 PM, NEVR wrote: I'm left handed and I honestly can't think of any benefits. One disadvantage is that your hand sometimes smudges the ink when you write.

Same...when I have to do a report or something, I always do it in pencil...or I twist my wrist so that it doesn't smudge the ink. If I didn't do anything, the whole report would be just a little more than blue ink.


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Response to What are the benefits of being 2011-06-22 00:09:36 Reply

Ten Proven Benefits of Being Left Handed


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