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ITT: We use unconventional weapons! Jun. 19th, 2011 @ 02:59 PM Reply

I don't think this thread has been done before. If it has, my apologies, lol.

Hey Newgrounds!

Imagine that you're walking down a dark alley for some stupid reason. You then encounter some hoodlums trying to mug you. There are 2 of them. Now here's where the fun begins...

...You must choose one object that is not intended for use as a weapon to be your weapon of choice in defending yourself against these muggers. What would you guys choose?

I choose a flare gun. A flare gun is surprisingly dangerous and fatal. I'll use it to burn both of these muggers and walk away as they scream in pain and agony as the fires consume them. Here's an example of how flare guns work.

What's your choice, Newgrounds?


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Response to ITT: We use unconventional weapons! Jun. 19th, 2011 @ 03:00 PM Reply

I'd stab them with my pen.


Can you feel it mister Krabs?

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Response to ITT: We use unconventional weapons! Jun. 19th, 2011 @ 03:01 PM Reply

A coat hanger. If these can stop the birdemic, then it sure as hell can stop everything else.

god I'm talking too much about that movie.
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Response to ITT: We use unconventional weapons! Jun. 19th, 2011 @ 03:04 PM Reply

AIDS.


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I was formerly known as "Jedi-Master."

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Response to ITT: We use unconventional weapons! Jun. 19th, 2011 @ 03:06 PM Reply

I would use my large penis as a garrote and strangle both of them at the same time.


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Response to ITT: We use unconventional weapons! Jun. 19th, 2011 @ 03:07 PM Reply

I'd use an empty beer bottle that would likely be laying around on the sidewalk.

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Response to ITT: We use unconventional weapons! Jun. 19th, 2011 @ 03:08 PM Reply

A gun that shoots a flaming ball of flaming firey flames is hardly unconventional if used as a weapon.


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Response to ITT: We use unconventional weapons! Jun. 19th, 2011 @ 03:08 PM Reply

Just use the pepper spray, or if that doesn't count then deodorant. Even if they would cover their eyes, I'd freeze their hands off.

At 6/19/11 03:00 PM, Space-Whale wrote: I'd stab them with my pen.

A tactical pen?

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Response to ITT: We use unconventional weapons! Jun. 19th, 2011 @ 03:09 PM Reply

Turn and run the fuck away.

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Response to ITT: We use unconventional weapons! Jun. 19th, 2011 @ 03:12 PM Reply

Have at you, you ruffian!

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Response to ITT: We use unconventional weapons! Jun. 19th, 2011 @ 03:19 PM Reply

A large bottle of alcohol. I beat one over the head, and stab the other with the broken bottle. Then I sob, because my whiskey is gone.

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Response to ITT: We use unconventional weapons! Jun. 19th, 2011 @ 03:20 PM Reply

At 6/19/11 02:59 PM, Jedi-Master wrote: Imagine that you're walking down a dark alley for some stupid reason. You then encounter some hoodlums trying to mug you. There are 2 of them. Now here's where the fun begins...

I would choose fresh cookies, they would take them, eat them and by happy and everything would be fine.


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Response to ITT: We use unconventional weapons! Jun. 19th, 2011 @ 03:24 PM Reply

I offer them sexual services.


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Response to ITT: We use unconventional weapons! Jun. 19th, 2011 @ 03:25 PM Reply

At 6/19/11 03:20 PM, Asandir wrote:
At 6/19/11 02:59 PM, Jedi-Master wrote:
I would choose fresh cookies, they would take them, eat them and by happy and everything would be fine.

... You sir, are unkind.

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Response to ITT: We use unconventional weapons! Jun. 19th, 2011 @ 03:27 PM Reply

I'd shoot them with Flaming Toast.

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Response to ITT: We use unconventional weapons! Jun. 19th, 2011 @ 03:27 PM Reply

At 6/19/11 03:25 PM, WeHaveFreshCookies wrote:
At 6/19/11 03:20 PM, Asandir wrote:
At 6/19/11 02:59 PM, Jedi-Master wrote:
I would choose fresh cookies, they would take them, eat them and by happy and everything would be fine.
... You sir, are unkind.

Oh, I didn´t want to offend you, sorry. I would then use fresh cake, yes, I guess we don´t have an user with cake in his name.


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