I need to lose my virginity, fast!

[Conal]

Okay, I'm 18 years old now. I've been playing RuneScape & posting on Newgrounds for too long!

Now, I go clubbing & raving & live in England. What can I do to lose my virginity with a women?

Come on NG, I need your help!

[FuckSandwich]

If you go clubbing and raving and still can't, you're beyond help.

[Bumblecock]

Find the hottest woman you can see and give her a hug.

If that doesn't work tell her that you can't help yourself around someone as beautiful as her.

Unexpected, display of confidence, and if she is freaked out/rejects you hard, then at least you can laugh about it later and make yourself more confident for other girls.

[ih8dude]

Hire a hooker.

[Expectrum]

Find a prostitute. They usually don't have any standards as long as you pay.

[Slint]

Nice try, you're gay.

[Banziafy]

18 years old...... and runescape. Perhaps you shouldn't be with women.

[Decky]

At 6/17/11 10:29 AM, Conal wrote: Okay, I'm 18 years old now. I've been playing RuneScape & posting on Newgrounds for too long!

Now, I go clubbing & raving & live in England. What can I do to lose my virginity with a women?

Come on NG, I need your help!

Well you have posted here again, no change there then. England is a place where it can be difficult to pull but my best advice is to buy them 17 G&Ts and lie about your income.

No seriously, I lost mine years ago now and it's not a big deal. If I was you I'd just wait for it to happen. Good luck anyway dude.

Where you go clubbing?

[Jackho]

Rape time.

[Struggle]

it probably has something to do with how you look. post a picture so i can tell you what to fix

[Conal]

At 6/17/11 10:33 AM, FuckSandwich wrote: If you go clubbing and raving and still can't, you're beyond help.

I snogged a women twice my age at a rave, but I was so ill that if I took anyone home that night I'd just want to cuddle.

At 6/17/11 10:34 AM, Bumblecock wrote: Find the hottest woman you can see and give her a hug.

No!

If that doesn't work tell her that you can't help yourself around someone as beautiful as her.

Sounds good...

Unexpected, display of confidence, and if she is freaked out/rejects you hard, then at least you can laugh about it later and make yourself more confident for other girls.

That's the thing, I want safer techniques than that. I party to have fun, sex is just a lucky thing. I want to make sure that if I fail to fuck I can at least still party with them.

At 6/17/11 10:34 AM, ih8dude wrote: Hire a hooker.

No.

At 6/17/11 10:35 AM, YoungAndWise wrote: Find a prostitute. They usually don't have any standards as long as you pay.

No!

At 6/17/11 10:35 AM, Slint wrote: Nice try, you're gay.

Bisexual, I think I might be pansexual; even.

At 6/17/11 10:37 AM, Banziafy wrote: 18 years old...... and runescape. Perhaps you shouldn't be with women.

Why not? :c

At 6/17/11 10:39 AM, Decky wrote: Well you have posted here again, no change there then. England is a place where it can be difficult to pull but my best advice is to buy them 17 G&Ts and lie about your income.

Rofl.

No seriously, I lost mine years ago now and it's not a big deal. If I was you I'd just wait for it to happen. Good luck anyway dude.

I don't like lying...

Where you go clubbing?

I go clubbing where everyone takes ecstasy. I also go clubbing where everyone takes alcohol.

[ih8dude]

You should show chicks your dungeoneering level on RS that's what gets me laid every time...

[Lintire]

lolk. You're just losing your virginity, not looking for a meaningful relationship. I can't help at all with the latter.

Basically, your objective is to seduce a girl, fuck her, then throw her out in the morning with a miserable excuse.

Players always exhibit the one trait, no matter their angle, and its this angle that you're going to have to emulate, well - being an alpha. That's basically just confidence (not machoism, or the like). Dress up well, the like, then hit the clubs. If you're already good at talking to people, then there's a step covered, otherwise just shock-therapy yourself into talking to a lot of people for a few days until you get the hang of it.

Opening Lines: Never work. Don't bother with them. The key is to be direct, but not too direct. Don't rattle on about the lights or anything, they already know that you only intend to get into their pants and there's no use pretending otherwise.

However, blurting out "You wanna fuck?!?" isn't going to work either - not going to tell you why, would take too long. Easy to say, something along the lines of "I saw you across the club, and liked your smile" should work. Lead her along, just do your thing for a bit. This is where that "talking to people" skill needs to come in handy. Make eye contact, and mostly just let her talk to herself with a few prompts.

Now here's the thing: leading a girl into a one-stand for your first go, wouldn't recommend it. You might just want to try getting her number and making regular advances with memorable dates until she's bouncing up and and down on your cock.

Otherwise, just fast-track all the mysteriousness that you have then and there and basically try to override her chick logic. Deep, resonating voice is a must for this - get one.

Then, well, I don't know. I just tend to either boot them out or leave, and rinse and repeat. I'm not so great at extended realtionships, but just keep with that Alpha feel and you'll tap some ass in no time.

Notes:
- The entirety of the above is ripped straight from the Player's Handbook and is a crappy crash-course. It works, but search up more - there's a wealth of information to seduction online and IT ALL WORKS.
- Feeling Alpha is being dominant and confident. Rough sex impending, if you get my meaning.
- The more you manipulate women into having sex with you, the more you hate them. Just a heads up.

Good luck, man!

The internet got me laid, and it can do the same for you!

[Atypop]

Get a girl very very drunk.

[Decky]

At 6/17/11 10:45 AM, atypop wrote: Get a girl very very drunk.

^This works^

[Malt-Shake]

Sell drugs.
Women will sleep with you for free shit.

[Lorkas]

At 6/17/11 10:34 AM, Bumblecock wrote: Find the hottest woman you can see and give her a hug.

If that doesn't work tell her that you can't help yourself around someone as beautiful as her.

Unexpected, display of confidence, and if she is freaked out/rejects you hard, then at least you can laugh about it later and make yourself more confident for other girls.

Or it just makes you look like a desperate creep.

There is a difference between having game, and having confidence. Women want men with game.

[Conal]

At 6/17/11 10:41 AM, Struggle wrote: it probably has something to do with how you look. post a picture so i can tell you what to fix

Lol, before I shaved my head.

[SteelChair]

Hm, here is an idea.. STOP PLAYING RUNESCAPE!

[Decky]

At 6/17/11 10:50 AM, Conal wrote:

At 6/17/11 10:41 AM, Struggle wrote: it probably has something to do with how you look. post a picture so i can tell you what to fix

Lol, before I shaved my head.

That explains alot :).

Nice Green Day poster lol I'd take it down before you get a girl in there.

[Asandir]

You should start a relationship with one, cuddle with her, and then it should work.

[FuckSandwich]

At 6/17/11 10:55 AM, Asandir wrote: You should start a relationship with one, cuddle with her, and then it should work.

Yeah, this. There aren't as many sluts in the world as the internet would have you believe.

[Lorkas]

At 6/17/11 10:50 AM, Conal wrote:

At 6/17/11 10:41 AM, Struggle wrote: it probably has something to do with how you look. post a picture so i can tell you what to fix

Lol, before I shaved my head.

Maybe it's just your posture but you seem kinda...short? in that pic.

How tall are you?

[Conal]

Here's a more recent one... (my 18th, last day I went raving).

At 6/17/11 10:58 AM, Lorkas wrote: How tall are you?

5"6ft...

... I'm taller than most of the girls I come across. >_>

[Asandir]

At 6/17/11 11:12 AM, Conal wrote: 5"6ft...

... I'm taller than most of the girls I come across. >_>

You are pretty small, but that doesn´t matter. Find a nice girl, start to talk with her, meet her sometimes, probably she will become your girlfriend, the rest is yours. You have to try for it.

[Conal]

At 6/17/11 11:16 AM, Asandir wrote: You are pretty small, but that doesn´t matter. Find a nice girl, start to talk with her, meet her sometimes, probably she will become your girlfriend, the rest is yours. You have to try for it.

Last time I went partying I got loads of hugs from guys & girls, shook hands & danced with the DJ a few times, everything was awesome. I snogged a women twice my age, I made three female friends who were between 20 & 40; I was called cute a few times when they spoke to the people I came in with.

So basically; I'm charming to strangers. I can make a good introduction.

[Allaire]

What can you do to lose your virginity? hmmmm

Did you try sticking your dick in a vagina?

[Asandir]

At 6/17/11 11:20 AM, Conal wrote: So basically; I'm charming to strangers. I can make a good introduction.

See, you have everything it takes to make a good start, you just have to build on this good basement, I know that you can do it!

[Mr-Shark]

At 6/17/11 11:22 AM, Asandir wrote:

At 6/17/11 11:20 AM, Conal wrote: So basically; I'm charming to strangers. I can make a good introduction.

See, you have everything it takes to make a good start, you just have to build on this good basement, I know that you can do it!

Drunk chicks on the dance floor, as easy as highschoolers. Getting laid is easier than most guys think, just becareful who you fuck and why you're fucking them. Don't expect a relationship or a new friend out of the experience.

[Graduation]

Ditch the green day, world map, and whatever the hell cartoon blanket that is. That, and those stars. Ditch the stars. Here. Take a look at this. I get pussy.

Is that a rose you ask? Why yes, yes it is. That is a mink blanket that I dropped about 120 USD for, and its worth every penny. Its soft as all hell, and its huge and great for keeping warm. The ladies love it. What I've got going on here, is the mature, dark tone setup right here. Dark pillows to match the brown outline of the blanket, and a lighter set of plain grey sheets to contrast. No posters on the wall next to my bed either. I burn incense about once a week in my room as well to keep it smelling nice, and I make sure to keep my room clean as top priority. The ladies will understand if the rest of the house is trashed because your room mates are pigs, but if your room is trashed as well, its going to be a no go. Try to keep at least one bathroom tidy as well for her use during her stay, and you'll be golden. This of course is all relevant for casual hookups. If she is going to stay around for an extended period of time, you should make an effort to keep the rest of the house clean as well.