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Response to Funniest Spongebob Quotes? 2011-06-17 11:14:11 Reply

*patrick gets a wrench dropped on his head* "Where's the leak ma'am?"

*spongebob smashes a bassinet to pieces* "Uh, I can fix this."

Spongebob "I DON'T KNOW WHAT A SNAIL WOULD WANT WITH A BROACH!"


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Response to Funniest Spongebob Quotes? 2011-06-17 11:24:31 Reply

CHOCOLATEEEE?!?!!

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Response to Funniest Spongebob Quotes? 2011-06-17 11:43:26 Reply

"With these spiky cleats, anything's possible!"

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Response to Funniest Spongebob Quotes? 2011-06-17 12:30:42 Reply

Gold Team Rules!

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Response to Funniest Spongebob Quotes? 2011-06-17 12:38:06 Reply

"Does this look unsure to you?!"


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Response to Funniest Spongebob Quotes? 2011-06-17 12:57:16 Reply

MY NAME'S NOT RIIIIIIIIICCCCCCCKKKK!

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You know what would be really neat? These things actually being noticeable.

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Response to Funniest Spongebob Quotes? 2011-06-17 12:58:24 Reply

Probably this ones:

"Firmly grasp it in your hand, firmly grasp it, FIRMLY GRASP IT!"

"I'm ugly and I'm proud"

"25"


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Response to Funniest Spongebob Quotes? 2011-06-17 13:06:43 Reply

At 6/17/11 10:19 AM, Faze wrote: "Janet? Marty? Who are you people?!?"

My favorite episode right there.


[1] [2] [3] [4] [5]
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Response to Funniest Spongebob Quotes? 2011-06-17 13:16:57 Reply

Spongebob: "First hint, my, second hint, nametag."
Patrick: "Could you give me another hint?"

Squidward: "I have no soul" *evil laugh in background*


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Response to Funniest Spongebob Quotes? 2011-06-17 13:31:44 Reply

Customer : Hey can I get a couple ice-cubes in here?
Spongebob: Sure, no problem sir!
*leaves, comes back*

Spongebob: Here ya go!
Customer: Thanks! *takes sip*
Spongebob: *giggling*
Customer: WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY DRINK!??!
Spongebob: I...*giggle*.. I...*giggle*
Customer: YOU WHAT?! YOU WHATTTT?!?!
Spongebob: You asked for a couple of ice-cubes.. but I only gave you one! Dayiyaiyaiyaiyai

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Response to Funniest Spongebob Quotes? 2011-06-17 13:38:36 Reply

It's the thrill of one last kill, the last one to fall....

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Response to Funniest Spongebob Quotes? 2011-06-17 13:43:21 Reply

"Hi, Patrick. How the *dolphin sound* are ya?!" -Sailor Mouth episode


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Response to Funniest Spongebob Quotes? 2011-06-17 13:46:46 Reply

"Meow"

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Response to Funniest Spongebob Quotes? 2011-06-17 14:14:46 Reply

"These were white when I bought them..."

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Response to Funniest Spongebob Quotes? 2011-06-17 15:13:07 Reply

PELVIC WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!


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Response to Funniest Spongebob Quotes? 2011-06-17 15:16:36 Reply

REV UP THOSE FRYERS, 'CAUSE I SURE AM HUNGRY FOR ONE-

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Response to Funniest Spongebob Quotes? 2011-06-17 15:51:37 Reply

"The Hash-Slinging Slasher"
"The Bash-binging, trash-thinging"

"See the pizza?"
"Yea."
"Doesn't it look delicious?"
"Yea."
"With that cheese, and the pepperoni"
"Yea."
"Surrrrrrrrre looks good."
"Ye..... WAIT A MINUTE, I KNOW WHAT YOU ARE DOING."
"SPOOOOOOONGEBOOOOOOB, GIVE ME THE PIZZZZAA."


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Response to Funniest Spongebob Quotes? 2011-06-17 16:00:26 Reply

Hahahahahahahahahahahaha

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Response to Funniest Spongebob Quotes? 2011-06-17 16:05:48 Reply

"His chops are too righteous!"

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Response to Funniest Spongebob Quotes? 2011-06-17 16:07:55 Reply

"Thats his... eager... face"

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Response to Funniest Spongebob Quotes? 2011-06-17 16:43:34 Reply

RAVIOLI RAVIOLI GIVE ME THE FORMUOLI!

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I have a penis

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Response to Funniest Spongebob Quotes? 2011-06-17 16:45:15 Reply

"Remember, licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets"


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Response to Funniest Spongebob Quotes? 2011-06-17 16:46:19 Reply

"The only good Jew, is a dead Jew!"

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Response to Funniest Spongebob Quotes? 2011-06-17 16:52:35 Reply

At 6/17/11 04:46 PM, saqwert wrote: "The only good Jew, is a dead Jew!"

I love you.


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Response to Funniest Spongebob Quotes? 2011-06-17 16:53:15 Reply

The episode when they stole a baloon that guy said "buns and thighs" that was funny shit.


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Response to Funniest Spongebob Quotes? 2011-06-17 16:54:29 Reply

At 6/17/11 03:51 PM, redfield95 wrote: "See the pizza?"
"Yea."
"Doesn't it look delicious?"
"Yea."
"With that cheese, and the pepperoni"
"Yea."

I actually did a photoshop of this...

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Response to Funniest Spongebob Quotes? 2011-06-17 17:11:07 Reply

"the most important meal of the day, serving it up, Gary's way!"


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Response to Funniest Spongebob Quotes? 2011-06-17 18:29:30 Reply

"Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died".

Another great one is,
Spongebob: At least it's warm around the fire.
Patrick: Hey, if we're underwater, how can there be a (fire goes out)?


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Response to Funniest Spongebob Quotes? 2011-06-17 20:58:01 Reply

"Do you smell it? That smell. The kind of smelly smell. The smelly smell that smells, smelly."

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Response to Funniest Spongebob Quotes? 2011-06-17 21:02:39 Reply

"I brought you into this world, and now I'm gonna take you out... Any last words???"
"Geebahabahabbbahbaa!"
"I-I-I'm sorry, what was that?"

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I can't come up with a decent saying, since everyone copyrights everything.
=_=' (Classic...)

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