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I am impressed, mortal. Jun. 17th, 2011 @ 12:47 AM Reply

You have overcome the greatest challenge this world has ever faced and defeated the last of the Prime Evils. However, we are too late to save the Worldstone. Baal's destructive touch has corrupted it completely.

Given enough time, the Worldstone's energies will drain away and the barriers between the worlds will shatter -- the powers of Hell will flood into this...Sanctuary...and eradicate your people and everything you've labored to build.

Therefore, I must destroy the corrupted Worldstone before the powers of Hell take root. This act will change your world forever -- with consequences that even I cannot foresee. However, it is the only way to ensure mankind's survival.

Go now, mortal. I have opened a portal that will lead you to safety.

May the Eternal Light shine upon you and your descendants for what you've done this day. The continued survival of mankind is your legacy! Above all else, you have earned a rest from this endless battle.

I am impressed, mortal.

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Response to I am impressed, mortal. Jun. 17th, 2011 @ 12:48 AM Reply

This seems extremely familiar....


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Response to I am impressed, mortal. Jun. 17th, 2011 @ 12:49 AM Reply

At 6/17/11 12:47 AM, Drake wrote: Baal's

Should I say more?

balls

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Response to I am impressed, mortal. Jun. 17th, 2011 @ 01:04 AM Reply

Onward to Nightmare mode!


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Response to I am impressed, mortal. Jun. 17th, 2011 @ 01:05 AM Reply

Will there be pizza?


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Response to I am impressed, mortal. Jun. 17th, 2011 @ 01:07 AM Reply

Best take out my Dawnfang/Duskfang just in case more shit goes down.


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Response to I am impressed, mortal. Jun. 17th, 2011 @ 01:11 AM Reply

At 6/17/11 01:07 AM, animehater wrote: Best take out my Dawnfang/Duskfang just in case more shit goes down.

Fuck that shit, Umbra.

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Response to I am impressed, mortal. Jun. 17th, 2011 @ 02:04 AM Reply

At 6/17/11 01:11 AM, SteelChair wrote:
At 6/17/11 01:07 AM, animehater wrote: Best take out my Dawnfang/Duskfang just in case more shit goes down.
Fuck that shit, Umbra.

Hey, keep your powerful weapons to anything from the Diablo universe. This means Griswald's Edge or The Patriarch.

lol mediocre normal swords as examples
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Response to I am impressed, mortal. Jun. 17th, 2011 @ 03:17 AM Reply

At 6/17/11 02:04 AM, Drake wrote:
At 6/17/11 01:11 AM, SteelChair wrote:
At 6/17/11 01:07 AM, animehater wrote: Best take out my Dawnfang/Duskfang just in case more shit goes down.
Fuck that shit, Umbra.
Hey, keep your powerful weapons to anything from the Diablo universe. This means Griswald's Edge or The Patriarch.

lol mediocre normal swords as examples

King's Sword of Haste at lvl 1 before Blizzard's Diablo 1 Battle.net was shut down... That was so much rape, "Hey what lvl are you?"

"Oh, I'm lvl 37."

"That's cool! Wanna c my sword?"

"Yeah sure n00b."

"SHING SHING!"

*The other player then dies, hahaha.*


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Response to I am impressed, mortal. Jun. 17th, 2011 @ 03:22 AM Reply

*fiddles with about 90 pounds of Missing String's*

Huh? Oh yeah Ain't no thing.


How did this get here? I am not good with internet.

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Response to I am impressed, mortal. Jun. 17th, 2011 @ 07:24 AM Reply

*Push*


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Response to I am impressed, mortal. Jun. 17th, 2011 @ 07:58 AM Reply

At 6/17/11 07:50 AM, dread2760 wrote:
At 6/17/11 01:11 AM, SteelChair wrote:
At 6/17/11 01:07 AM, animehater wrote: Best take out my Dawnfang/Duskfang just in case more shit goes down.
Fuck that shit, Umbra.
I could fucking incinerate you before you get a chance to damage me.

Fuck both of you!
Apotheosis staff bitchez!

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Response to I am impressed, mortal. Jun. 17th, 2011 @ 05:01 PM Reply

*Ties to make nightmare game* *nightmare option is greyed out* *FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU* *log in and out* *make nightmare game*


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Response to I am impressed, mortal. Jun. 17th, 2011 @ 05:06 PM Reply

At 6/17/11 07:58 AM, OMGhaxedlol wrote:
At 6/17/11 07:50 AM, dread2760 wrote:
At 6/17/11 01:11 AM, SteelChair wrote:
At 6/17/11 01:07 AM, animehater wrote: Best take out my Dawnfang/Duskfang just in case more shit goes down.
Fuck that shit, Umbra.
I could fucking incinerate you before you get a chance to damage me.
Fuck both of you!
Apotheosis staff bitchez!

Oh shit what's that oh it's me shooting you from like half a mile away with a bow and now there's a fucking arrow sticking out the front of your face.
How 'bout that.
How 'bout that.


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Response to I am impressed, mortal. Jun. 17th, 2011 @ 05:08 PM Reply

Why must you keep doing this?


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Response to I am impressed, mortal. Jun. 17th, 2011 @ 06:23 PM Reply

You're hilarious.

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Response to I am impressed, mortal. Jun. 17th, 2011 @ 06:55 PM Reply

I feel like I've seen this before...


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Response to I am impressed, mortal. Jun. 17th, 2011 @ 07:14 PM Reply

At 6/17/11 05:09 PM, Colin wrote: I'm not gonna die am I? I like living.

No, mortal, you will proceed to face more challenging tasks.

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Response to I am impressed, mortal. Jun. 17th, 2011 @ 10:35 PM Reply

All I need are Frostmourne and all the elemental orbs.

Slices OP in half

I am impressed, mortal.


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Response to I am impressed, mortal. Jun. 17th, 2011 @ 10:42 PM Reply

At 6/17/11 05:06 PM, iateamexican wrote: Oh shit what's that oh it's me shooting you from like half a mile away with a bow and now there's a fucking arrow sticking out the front of your face.
How 'bout that.
How 'bout that.

Screw you guys, BLOCK MAN BLOCK!

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Response to I am impressed, mortal. Jun. 17th, 2011 @ 11:46 PM Reply

But... but... I still have 14 achievments to get! DAMNIT!


I'm looking for the guy who puts the "rapist" in "therapist". Because I'm totally not him.

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Response to I am impressed, mortal. Jun. 18th, 2011 @ 03:47 AM Reply

...why the FUCK don't I have eyes?!


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