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Response to Things that piss you off in porn? 2011-06-16 21:52:34 Reply

At 6/16/11 09:38 PM, QuietStealth wrote:
stuff

I can't believe how easy you where to troll.

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Response to Things that piss you off in porn? 2011-06-16 21:54:11 Reply

At 6/16/11 09:51 PM, Rahmemhotep wrote:
At 6/16/11 09:48 PM, BestNameEver wrote:
At 6/16/11 09:30 PM, QuietStealth wrote:
Porn can be seen from the Victorian era, it didn't come up in the 60's not even close.
Uh, no dawg, they found ancient Egyptian porn. Wayyyyyyyyyy earlier than either of you think.

"Depictions of a sexual nature are as old as civilization with depictions such as the venus figurines and rock art existing since prehistoric times. But the concept of pornography as understood today did not exist until the Victorian era"

-- Richard Rudgley (2000). The lost civilizations of the Stone Age. Simon and Schuster. pp. 195-. ISBN 9780684862705. Retrieved 21 April 2011.


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Response to Things that piss you off in porn? 2011-06-16 21:57:49 Reply

Hey look another thread stole from 4chan....yay


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Response to Things that piss you off in porn? 2011-06-16 22:03:09 Reply

At 6/16/11 09:51 PM, Rahmemhotep wrote: Uh, no dawg, they found ancient Egyptian porn. Wayyyyyyyyyy earlier than either of you think.

Don't forget about the Adam and Eve sex tape.


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Response to Things that piss you off in porn? 2011-06-16 22:05:06 Reply

At 6/16/11 09:57 PM, LostFaceInTrain wrote: Hey look another thread stole from 4chan....yay

You would know, wouldn't you.

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Response to Things that piss you off in porn? 2011-06-16 22:09:01 Reply

At 6/16/11 09:28 PM, Little-Rena wrote: The fact that is exists.

DOWN WITH PORN!

Girl Girl Girl... Porn porn porn. mmmm.

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Response to Things that piss you off in porn? 2011-06-16 22:09:28 Reply

At 6/16/11 09:52 PM, Little-Rena wrote:
At 6/16/11 09:38 PM, QuietStealth wrote:
stuff
I can't believe how easy you where to troll.

I'm not phased by trolling, girl. Just only request you not do that and play it cool.

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Response to Things that piss you off in porn? 2011-06-16 22:12:10 Reply

When the women turn out to be men.

lolwut?

"This is homosexual barcode translated to alphabet." - Makakaov

Oh the powers of sarcasm.

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Response to Things that piss you off in porn? 2011-06-16 22:13:10 Reply

When they stretch out their ass or vagina and it looks like a stab wound.


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Response to Things that piss you off in porn? 2011-06-16 22:18:09 Reply

At 6/16/11 10:05 PM, majormario wrote:
At 6/16/11 09:57 PM, LostFaceInTrain wrote: Hey look another thread stole from 4chan....yay
You would know, wouldn't you.

-When the guy groans
-When the woman talks
-When the girl in the advert is hotter than the gorl in the video
-Strangling (ugliest thing to come to porn)
-When there's music in the background
-MILFs who aren't actually MILFs
-etc....

And more stolen from 4chan


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Response to Things that piss you off in porn? 2011-06-16 22:18:53 Reply

They always fuck a bald guy, or some buffed up guy.

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Response to Things that piss you off in porn? 2011-06-16 22:19:31 Reply

Dudes.


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Response to Things that piss you off in porn? 2011-06-16 22:20:40 Reply

At 6/16/11 09:54 PM, BestNameEver wrote:
"Depictions of a sexual nature are as old as civilization with depictions such as the venus figurines and rock art existing since prehistoric times. But the concept of pornography as understood today did not exist until the Victorian era"

-- Richard Rudgley (2000). The lost civilizations of the Stone Age. Simon and Schuster. pp. 195-. ISBN 9780684862705. Retrieved 21 April 2011.

So, in other words, you just failed because you think being ignorant makes you knowledgeable? Good job, bucko.


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Response to Things that piss you off in porn? 2011-06-16 22:21:41 Reply

The sex in general.


The work, which becomes a new genre itself, will be called...

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Response to Things that piss you off in porn? 2011-06-16 22:26:54 Reply

At 6/16/11 10:13 PM, nVicious wrote: When they stretch out their ass or vagina and it looks like a stab wound.

Hawt.


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Response to Things that piss you off in porn? 2011-06-16 22:35:56 Reply

At 6/16/11 10:26 PM, Magic-Mushroom wrote:
At 6/16/11 10:13 PM, nVicious wrote: When they stretch out their ass or vagina and it looks like a stab wound.
Hawt.

Why don't I just... Stretch out?

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Response to Things that piss you off in porn? 2011-06-16 22:42:28 Reply

At 6/16/11 10:35 PM, Rahmemhotep wrote: Why don't I just... Stretch out?

What the fuck am I looking at?


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Response to Things that piss you off in porn? 2011-06-16 22:47:23 Reply

At 6/16/11 10:18 PM, LostFaceInTrain wrote:
At 6/16/11 10:05 PM, majormario wrote:
At 6/16/11 09:57 PM, LostFaceInTrain wrote:
-When the girl in the advert is hotter than the gorl in the video

Holy shit yes, this a million times. I always ask myself, why can't I see her tits?

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Response to Things that piss you off in porn? 2011-06-16 22:50:44 Reply

At 6/16/11 10:47 PM, Lumber-Jax12 wrote:
At 6/16/11 10:18 PM, LostFaceInTrain wrote:
At 6/16/11 10:05 PM, majormario wrote:
At 6/16/11 09:57 PM, LostFaceInTrain wrote:
-When the girl in the advert is hotter than the gorl in the video
Holy shit yes, this a million times. I always ask myself, why can't I see her tits?

Sadly this is true.

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Response to Things that piss you off in porn? 2011-06-16 22:53:41 Reply

Miscellaneous porn:
-Women ugly as hell putting on to much make up
-The guys spend 10 minutes humping the girl, and a 5 second view at her breast.
-When I look up "rape", most of it is cheap ass fake bullshit.

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Response to Things that piss you off in porn? 2011-06-16 22:56:55 Reply

Also
-the clip is under 2 minutes
-COCK GROWING ADVERTS, COCK GROWING ADVERTS EVERYWHERE
-shitty camera.
-camera dude doesn't stfu
-interviews before and after
-when the guy bends his cock into his ass and promptly fucks himself.


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Response to Things that piss you off in porn? 2011-06-16 22:58:08 Reply

At 6/16/11 09:30 PM, QuietStealth wrote:
At 6/16/11 09:28 PM, Little-Rena wrote: The fact that is exists.

DOWN WITH PORN!
What ever... Seriously, if you women weren't so uptight about not having sex, we wouldn't need it.
It's kinda the women's fault in a retrospective.

Women are perfectly willing to have as much sex as any man would want. Just not with pathetic, immature, sexist teenagers like you.

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Response to Things that piss you off in porn? 2011-06-16 22:59:47 Reply

At 6/16/11 10:58 PM, bgraybr wrote:
At 6/16/11 09:30 PM, QuietStealth wrote:
At 6/16/11 09:28 PM, Little-Rena wrote: The fact that is exists.

DOWN WITH PORN!
What ever... Seriously, if you women weren't so uptight about not having sex, we wouldn't need it.
It's kinda the women's fault in a retrospective.
Women are perfectly willing to have as much sex as any man would want. Just not with pathetic, immature, sexist teenagers like you.

You don't know me, first off.
I'm not sexist. I think Women have just as many rights as men do. So, there. Read my other posts before you acuse me of being something I'm not, please.

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Response to Things that piss you off in porn? 2011-06-16 23:16:13 Reply

Watch hot chicks on sybians, much better.


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Response to Things that piss you off in porn? 2011-06-16 23:17:59 Reply

yeah i hate when it randomly goes to a close up of just the guys face...its like who the fuck is THAT for? you think i wanna see his ugly ass? no just this cock and it going into some chicks vagnia!

also some of the chicks vags looked effed up. like a crumpled up newspaper inbetween someones legs.

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Response to Things that piss you off in porn? 2011-06-16 23:23:11 Reply

In porn videos, dialog.
In porn pictures/comics, when the person says CCCCUUUUUMMMMMMMMMMMM. Palcomix is mainly responsible for this, but Palcomix is terrible and should die in a firey way.


Can you feel it mister Krabs?

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Response to Things that piss you off in porn? 2011-06-16 23:24:37 Reply

The sex part.


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Response to Things that piss you off in porn? 2011-06-16 23:24:58 Reply

At 6/16/11 10:59 PM, QuietStealth wrote: You don't know me, first off.

Nope, so I have to go off what I see you say on these here forums.

At 6/16/11 09:30 PM, QuietStealth wrote:
At 6/16/11 09:28 PM, Little-Rena wrote: The fact that is exists.

DOWN WITH PORN!
What ever... Seriously, if you women weren't so uptight about not having sex, we wouldn't need it.
It's kinda the women's fault in a retrospective.

See? You replied to an obvious joke post in a weird, almost defensive way- and then suggested that women are too uptight about having sex so therefore they deserve to appear in porn.
Not that I'm an ultra-feminist or actually against the existence of porn at all, just saying that if you think women don't like sex then your doing something wrong. It's pretty low to say it's the women should be expected to make pornos because you're having a hard time getting some uptight woman to have sex with you.

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Response to Things that piss you off in porn? 2011-06-16 23:25:16 Reply

The thing that pisses me off in gay porn:

The guy's bare boner is about to go into the other guy's ass. Then it shows the guy fucking the other guy with a condom on - WTF? Where did that condom come from?

All professional porn stars are screened for STDs anyway, so why do they wear condoms in the first place?!?

I find condoms to be quite a turnoff.

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Response to Things that piss you off in porn? 2011-06-16 23:27:41 Reply

I hate when they zoom into the intercourse way too much and the guy's ass covers up 7/8 of the screen.

Other than that porn pisses me off in general, as it makes me overly jealous.