Things that piss you off in porn?
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At 6/16/11 09:38 PM, QuietStealth wrote:
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I can't believe how easy you where to troll.
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At 6/16/11 09:51 PM, Rahmemhotep wrote:At 6/16/11 09:48 PM, BestNameEver wrote:Uh, no dawg, they found ancient Egyptian porn. Wayyyyyyyyyy earlier than either of you think.Porn can be seen from the Victorian era, it didn't come up in the 60's not even close.At 6/16/11 09:30 PM, QuietStealth wrote:
"Depictions of a sexual nature are as old as civilization with depictions such as the venus figurines and rock art existing since prehistoric times. But the concept of pornography as understood today did not exist until the Victorian era"
-- Richard Rudgley (2000). The lost civilizations of the Stone Age. Simon and Schuster. pp. 195-. ISBN 9780684862705. Retrieved 21 April 2011.
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Hey look another thread stole from 4chan....yay
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At 6/16/11 09:51 PM, Rahmemhotep wrote: Uh, no dawg, they found ancient Egyptian porn. Wayyyyyyyyyy earlier than either of you think.
Don't forget about the Adam and Eve sex tape.
I don't know what to put here.
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At 6/16/11 09:57 PM, LostFaceInTrain wrote: Hey look another thread stole from 4chan....yay
You would know, wouldn't you.
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At 6/16/11 09:28 PM, Little-Rena wrote: The fact that is exists.
DOWN WITH PORN!
Girl Girl Girl... Porn porn porn. mmmm.
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At 6/16/11 09:52 PM, Little-Rena wrote:At 6/16/11 09:38 PM, QuietStealth wrote:I can't believe how easy you where to troll.
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I'm not phased by trolling, girl. Just only request you not do that and play it cool.
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When the women turn out to be men.
lolwut?
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When they stretch out their ass or vagina and it looks like a stab wound.
To moist to burn
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At 6/16/11 10:05 PM, majormario wrote:At 6/16/11 09:57 PM, LostFaceInTrain wrote: Hey look another thread stole from 4chan....yayYou would know, wouldn't you.
-When the guy groans
-When the woman talks
-When the girl in the advert is hotter than the gorl in the video
-Strangling (ugliest thing to come to porn)
-When there's music in the background
-MILFs who aren't actually MILFs
-etc....
And more stolen from 4chan
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They always fuck a bald guy, or some buffed up guy.
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At 6/16/11 09:54 PM, BestNameEver wrote:
"Depictions of a sexual nature are as old as civilization with depictions such as the venus figurines and rock art existing since prehistoric times. But the concept of pornography as understood today did not exist until the Victorian era"
-- Richard Rudgley (2000). The lost civilizations of the Stone Age. Simon and Schuster. pp. 195-. ISBN 9780684862705. Retrieved 21 April 2011.
So, in other words, you just failed because you think being ignorant makes you knowledgeable? Good job, bucko.
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At 6/16/11 10:13 PM, nVicious wrote: When they stretch out their ass or vagina and it looks like a stab wound.
Hawt.
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At 6/16/11 10:26 PM, Magic-Mushroom wrote:At 6/16/11 10:13 PM, nVicious wrote: When they stretch out their ass or vagina and it looks like a stab wound.Hawt.
Why don't I just... Stretch out?
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At 6/16/11 10:35 PM, Rahmemhotep wrote: Why don't I just... Stretch out?
What the fuck am I looking at?
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At 6/16/11 10:18 PM, LostFaceInTrain wrote:At 6/16/11 10:05 PM, majormario wrote:-When the girl in the advert is hotter than the gorl in the videoAt 6/16/11 09:57 PM, LostFaceInTrain wrote:
Holy shit yes, this a million times. I always ask myself, why can't I see her tits?
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At 6/16/11 10:47 PM, Lumber-Jax12 wrote:At 6/16/11 10:18 PM, LostFaceInTrain wrote:Holy shit yes, this a million times. I always ask myself, why can't I see her tits?At 6/16/11 10:05 PM, majormario wrote:-When the girl in the advert is hotter than the gorl in the videoAt 6/16/11 09:57 PM, LostFaceInTrain wrote:
Sadly this is true.
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Miscellaneous porn:
-Women ugly as hell putting on to much make up
-The guys spend 10 minutes humping the girl, and a 5 second view at her breast.
-When I look up "rape", most of it is cheap ass fake bullshit.
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Also
-the clip is under 2 minutes
-COCK GROWING ADVERTS, COCK GROWING ADVERTS EVERYWHERE
-shitty camera.
-camera dude doesn't stfu
-interviews before and after
-when the guy bends his cock into his ass and promptly fucks himself.
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At 6/16/11 09:30 PM, QuietStealth wrote:At 6/16/11 09:28 PM, Little-Rena wrote: The fact that is exists.What ever... Seriously, if you women weren't so uptight about not having sex, we wouldn't need it.
DOWN WITH PORN!
It's kinda the women's fault in a retrospective.
Women are perfectly willing to have as much sex as any man would want. Just not with pathetic, immature, sexist teenagers like you.
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At 6/16/11 10:58 PM, bgraybr wrote:At 6/16/11 09:30 PM, QuietStealth wrote:Women are perfectly willing to have as much sex as any man would want. Just not with pathetic, immature, sexist teenagers like you.At 6/16/11 09:28 PM, Little-Rena wrote: The fact that is exists.What ever... Seriously, if you women weren't so uptight about not having sex, we wouldn't need it.
DOWN WITH PORN!
It's kinda the women's fault in a retrospective.
You don't know me, first off.
I'm not sexist. I think Women have just as many rights as men do. So, there. Read my other posts before you acuse me of being something I'm not, please.
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Watch hot chicks on sybians, much better.
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yeah i hate when it randomly goes to a close up of just the guys face...its like who the fuck is THAT for? you think i wanna see his ugly ass? no just this cock and it going into some chicks vagnia!
also some of the chicks vags looked effed up. like a crumpled up newspaper inbetween someones legs.
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In porn videos, dialog.
In porn pictures/comics, when the person says CCCCUUUUUMMMMMMMMMMMM. Palcomix is mainly responsible for this, but Palcomix is terrible and should die in a firey way.
Can you feel it mister Krabs?
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At 6/16/11 10:59 PM, QuietStealth wrote: You don't know me, first off.
Nope, so I have to go off what I see you say on these here forums.
At 6/16/11 09:30 PM, QuietStealth wrote:At 6/16/11 09:28 PM, Little-Rena wrote: The fact that is exists.What ever... Seriously, if you women weren't so uptight about not having sex, we wouldn't need it.
DOWN WITH PORN!
It's kinda the women's fault in a retrospective.
See? You replied to an obvious joke post in a weird, almost defensive way- and then suggested that women are too uptight about having sex so therefore they deserve to appear in porn.
Not that I'm an ultra-feminist or actually against the existence of porn at all, just saying that if you think women don't like sex then your doing something wrong. It's pretty low to say it's the women should be expected to make pornos because you're having a hard time getting some uptight woman to have sex with you.
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The thing that pisses me off in gay porn:
The guy's bare boner is about to go into the other guy's ass. Then it shows the guy fucking the other guy with a condom on - WTF? Where did that condom come from?
All professional porn stars are screened for STDs anyway, so why do they wear condoms in the first place?!?
I find condoms to be quite a turnoff.
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I hate when they zoom into the intercourse way too much and the guy's ass covers up 7/8 of the screen.
Other than that porn pisses me off in general, as it makes me overly jealous.





