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At 6/16/11 02:25 PM, IncendiaryProduction wrote:

At 6/16/11 02:07 PM, WeHaveFreshCookies wrote: I'd like to know how he got his hand on a shotgun and ammo for it though.

He CLAIMED he found it under a hedge.

Pfff, yeah right. About as believable as this, though this is way more awesome.

At 6/16/11 01:32 PM, Lumber-Jax12 wrote: England seems like a shitty country.

You blow off your finger and go to jail for it? What is this the USSR?

Fuck you too. One person in England does something stupid, and all of a sudden England's a shitty country?

At 6/16/11 02:54 PM, HSH wrote:

At 6/16/11 01:32 PM, Lumber-Jax12 wrote: England seems like a shitty country.

You blow off your finger and go to jail for it? What is this the USSR?

Fuck you too. One person in England does something stupid, and all of a sudden England's a shitty country?

It's all generalization man. Don't take it so personally. I'm sure every major country does that shit to every other major country, kinda like racial stereotypes, but less true.

what an idiot, if he already used anasthetics, why could'nt he just cut the wart off w with a knife? WITHOUT THE RISK OF BLOWING LIMBS OFF...

uugh what the hell..

At 6/16/11 03:07 PM, yos2 wrote: what an idiot, if he already used anasthetics, why could'nt he just cut the wart off w with a knife? WITHOUT THE RISK OF BLOWING LIMBS OFF...

uugh what the hell..

Rational thought is not a gift idiots have.

Why did this make the news?

At 6/16/11 04:16 PM, Alex12345269 wrote: Why did this make the news?

I bet that made breaking news

He may have lost his job, his finger and will be seen as one of Britain's biggest idiots for the next couple of weeks, but hey, at least the wart is gone :)

Well, that's one way to get rid of warts.

He doesn't seem to mind the consequences so I don't think you can call him stupid for doing that. Most people wouldn't want to shoot their finger off but if he doesn't mind then he clearly made a perfectly good decision and he is quite clever.

At 6/16/11 01:01 PM, IncendiaryProduction wrote: Only in England

I beg to differ - from what I've read, seen and heard about, this could quite easily happen in most of the civilised world.

Seriously, someone needs to contact Darwin over this - he's an honorary mention.

Dumbass...if he tries that shit gain someone move the barrel to aim at his face the moment he pulls the trigger.

At 6/16/11 06:15 PM, Coop wrote: I beg to differ - from what I've read, seen and heard about, this could quite easily happen in most of the civilised world.

Seriously, someone needs to contact Darwin over this - he's an honorary mention.

It was supposed to be a play on how everyone says "Only in America" when something stupid and/or involving firearms occurs.

At 6/16/11 01:01 PM, IncendiaryProduction wrote: Only in England
Unfortunately for Murphy, the blast had collateral damage.

YOU WANT FUCKING COLLATERAL DAMAGE? I'LL SHOW YOU FUCKING COLLATERAL DAMAGE!

I like how he blames shooting off his finger on the recoil, when recoil comes after the shot.

He should have blamed on FUCKING COLLATERAL DAMAGE!

poor wart

Only in england.

fucking take that.

At 6/16/11 02:36 PM, Delik wrote: Pfff, yeah right. About as believable as this, though this is way more awesome.

But unfortunately bullshit.

I have a wart in the same exact place but it isn't that big. Is he future me?

Hey guys I need to get this athletes foot off. Anyone got a nuke?

At 6/16/11 07:38 PM, Shnam wrote: I have a wart in the same exact place but it isn't that big. Is he future me?

In a word? Yes.

Go find a shotgun in them shrubs o'er yonder and blast that sucker!

At 6/16/11 02:15 PM, WeHaveFreshCookies wrote: More drinkers. We (or at least the Scots) can put down a LOT of booze, without getting drunk. So we drink more, but we don't get drunk more.

Yeah we're better drinkers, but we get a lot more pissheads stumbling around on friday nights.

Must have been a pretty painful wart for someone to want to shoot it with a gun. I feel bad for the guy.

At 6/16/11 07:38 PM, Shnam wrote: I have a wart in the same exact place but it isn't that big. Is he future me?

He has come from the future to warn you of The Beast which will spawn from your wart! Use your newly found powers to remove it!

At 6/16/11 03:07 PM, yos2 wrote: what an idiot, if he already used anasthetics, why could'nt he just cut the wart off w with a knife? WITHOUT THE RISK OF BLOWING LIMBS OFF...

uugh what the hell..

I believe alcohol is the "anasthetic" he used.

How can anyone who isn't void of any sentience whatsoever possibly think that attempting to remove a wart with a shotgun would turn out well.

Seriously.

A few years ago some guy in Spain removed a dodgy tooth, with his pistol. Can't remember what happened to him though.

Also, just noticed that this idiot is from Yorkshire. Pretty much says it all really.

At 6/16/11 02:54 PM, HSH wrote:

At 6/16/11 01:32 PM, Lumber-Jax12 wrote: England seems like a shitty country.

You blow off your finger and go to jail for it? What is this the USSR?

Fuck you too. One person in England does something stupid, and all of a sudden England's a shitty country?

no its retarded that you guys jail some one for being retarded, he blew off his finger I think he learned his lesson no need to jail him.

If we do this in America then that's pretty unfair and just as stupid. Come at me brit.

At 6/16/11 09:07 PM, IntestinalRape wrote: How can anyone who isn't void of any sentience whatsoever possibly think that attempting to remove a wart with a shotgun would turn out well.

Seriously.

I'd do it with a pistol for five bucks. A .22 caliber pistol.