I need your help.

[The4thSurvivor]

Today I got a text message from my dad, and I couldnt believe what I was seeing...

Apparently, I have a great uncle that lives in KY and last week, he won one of those multi-state lottery's and supposedly won like $120 million.

I am not very close with that side of my family, but I do know that he is my Dad's uncle through marriage, but the married couple that made the relation are now divorced. One has actually since passed away.

I know that my great uncle is named William Thraite, and he lives alone in an apartment in Kentucky.

What I need from all of you is

HOW THE HELL DO I GET MONEY FROM HIM?

GIVE ME IDEAS FFS I NEED TO GET MY LIFE GOING!

[CharltonChinchilla]

And the vultures circle..

[SSPBourne]

Holy shit. Are you blood related?

[IncendiaryProduction]

At 6/15/11 08:30 PM, The4thSurvivor wrote: Dad's uncle through marriage

You're not getting a cent.

[WeHaveFreshCookies]

Honestly, I don't know. You could try getting closer to him, but I think he'll know you're just after his money. You could try asking for a small amount, I suppose. But if I were you, I would advise him to put it somewhere safe, where it will grow. Most lottery winners end up going bankrupt, because they're irresponsible with money.

[The4thSurvivor]

At 6/15/11 08:31 PM, IncendiaryProduction wrote:

At 6/15/11 08:30 PM, The4thSurvivor wrote: Dad's uncle through marriage

You're not getting a cent.

My dad is actually friends with him on facebook. They used to go camping and fishing in large groups years ago so I am hoping for the best!

[Makakaov]

At 6/15/11 08:30 PM, The4thSurvivor wrote: HOW THE HELL DO I GET MONEY FROM HIM?

GIVE ME IDEAS FFS I NEED TO GET MY LIFE GOING!

I'd seriously give you some good ideas, but you're just greedy fuck. You don't even know that man in person, and all you want is his money. Imagine yourself, old alone hitting the jackpot. In matter of seconds all your family gathers all around you and loves you. You see how pathetic they are, and can't believe you have such douche family. In fact it's a douchefamily. It's one word.

[IncendiaryProduction]

At 6/15/11 08:34 PM, The4thSurvivor wrote: My dad is actually friends with him on facebook.

Oh, well in that case you are the natural heir.

[McGangbang]

get a gun and hire somone to fake a will.

[Bit]

Don't bother this man for his money.

Imagine how you would feel if you had won the money and every member of your family was trying to get it from you. You are not entitled to it. You don't even know him.