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Over here in NM toads everywhere when it rains. More disgusting creatures than your so called snails.
That reminds me of a bad joke the Judge says in Trading Places.
.... yes? You can't just say it reminds you of a bad joke and not tell it!
"We don't all march to the beat of just one drum SO STFU!"
At 6/15/11 07:26 PM, CharltonChinchilla wrote: Nip down to your local asda and get some cheap nasty salt and watch the fuckers melt you pillock.
Hey man.... you wanna get high?
At 6/15/11 07:04 PM, XenonMonkey wrote:At 6/15/11 07:03 PM, Ptero wrote: That's the snail in the coffin, I'm never going to Britain.DID YOU JUST MAKE A PUN?
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If this post was made after September 12th it makes me more of a liar.
At 6/15/11 07:29 PM, FairSquare wrote: The people in this thread who say you should put salt on them are heartless bastards.
I wouldn't worry about it, I don't think I'd be able to do a great deal of damage with this.
At 6/15/11 07:32 PM, IncendiaryProduction wrote:At 6/15/11 07:26 PM, CharltonChinchilla wrote: Nip down to your local asda and get some cheap nasty salt and watch the fuckers melt you pillock.Hey man.... you wanna get high?
Oh god what the fuck is happening to my eyes!?
Get a shovel, scoop them all up into a bucket, take the bucket to your neighbor's house, dump it on their doorstep.
The redesign happened, now my signature doesn't match anymore.
We get slugs here during the summer and we just make fun out of it and pour salt on the really big ones. Do they stay there year around where you live? Or only for a week or two at a time?
For I am and forever shall be... a master ruseman.
How insensitive, at least you have a yard. Some of us only have car parks... I wish I had snails!
At 6/15/11 08:20 PM, citricsquid wrote: How insensitive, at least you have a yard. Some of us only have car parks... I wish I had snails!
A car park full of fucking bangers at that. Not one person has a decent motor near you it seems.. yeah I'd want some snails as well.
At 6/15/11 08:02 PM, Rummy0 wrote: Garden not yard.
Fucking poser, you aren't English at all.
How did I not spot that?
This site has been Americanising us for too long!
At 6/15/11 07:04 PM, Vincens wrote: Put salt on them and watch them wither in pain.
am i the only one that noticed your sig_
A couple days ago I was playing WoW and something hit my face, so I instinctively smacked it. I heard a crunch, looked down, and saw a pissed of "C" with wings. I grabbed a tissue, wrapped the bug (note that the whole time it was staring at me, I was actually scared shitless) in it, and squished it between my fingers.
Putting the tissue down (and thinking nothing of the situation), I went back to WoW. Several minutes later, I felt something brush my hand, and again, I looked down. It was the same fucking bug, so I grabbed another tissue and, long story short, utterly annihilated it.
Also, the bug was about the small Bic lighter, and a sting about the size of a bee's.
I fucking hate wood wasps.
At 6/15/11 08:23 PM, CharltonChinchilla wrote:At 6/15/11 08:20 PM, citricsquid wrote: How insensitive, at least you have a yard. Some of us only have car parks... I wish I had snails!A car park full of fucking bangers at that. Not one person has a decent motor near you it seems.. yeah I'd want some snails as well.
There is a part of the carpark that is under cover and that's where the people who drive nice cars park, heh. There's 4 BMWs and a couple of other nice cars, although there are quite a few students in this building. Fucking students and their shitty cars making us all look like peasants!
At 6/15/11 08:27 PM, kidd25 wrote:At 6/15/11 07:04 PM, Vincens wrote: Put salt on them and watch them wither in pain.am i the only one that noticed your sig_
No, how has he not been banned?
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The fucking snails should learn to stay off your yard and escargot the fuck home.
Don't bitch about me greentexting.
Theres a guy in the kongregate forums complaining of a hedgehog invasion on his yard. go figure.
Make a border of salt man. Dig a small pit and put some plastic walls on the side and fill it with salt. Them fucks try and cross and it'll be like walking through acid.
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Take a broom and sweep the snails out of the way. I've accidentally crushed 6 snails on the way to school today. And I'm feeling sorry for the dead snails.