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Response to LOOK AT THE STATE OF MY YARD 2011-06-15 19:31:57 Reply

Get some salt and go to town on those things.


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Response to LOOK AT THE STATE OF MY YARD 2011-06-15 19:32:12 Reply

Over here in NM toads everywhere when it rains. More disgusting creatures than your so called snails.


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Response to LOOK AT THE STATE OF MY YARD 2011-06-15 19:32:28 Reply

That reminds me of a bad joke the Judge says in Trading Places.

.... yes? You can't just say it reminds you of a bad joke and not tell it!


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Response to LOOK AT THE STATE OF MY YARD 2011-06-15 19:32:28 Reply

At 6/15/11 07:26 PM, CharltonChinchilla wrote: Nip down to your local asda and get some cheap nasty salt and watch the fuckers melt you pillock.

Hey man.... you wanna get high?

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Response to LOOK AT THE STATE OF MY YARD 2011-06-15 19:33:22 Reply

Snails or dog shit... which is worse to tread in?

Probably dog shit. But snails comes a close second


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Response to LOOK AT THE STATE OF MY YARD 2011-06-15 19:36:00 Reply

At 6/15/11 07:04 PM, XenonMonkey wrote:
At 6/15/11 07:03 PM, Ptero wrote: That's the snail in the coffin, I'm never going to Britain.
DID YOU JUST MAKE A PUN?

Shell no.

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Response to LOOK AT THE STATE OF MY YARD 2011-06-15 19:36:39 Reply

At 6/15/11 07:29 PM, FairSquare wrote: The people in this thread who say you should put salt on them are heartless bastards.

I wouldn't worry about it, I don't think I'd be able to do a great deal of damage with this.

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Response to LOOK AT THE STATE OF MY YARD 2011-06-15 19:46:12 Reply

At 6/15/11 07:08 PM, Lunaful wrote: Jim, Perfect chance at making some escargot!

We don't like them French foods in these here parts.

Salt the little buggers, Jimmy.

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Response to LOOK AT THE STATE OF MY YARD 2011-06-15 19:49:15 Reply

Piss all over them.


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Response to LOOK AT THE STATE OF MY YARD 2011-06-15 19:50:20 Reply

liljim made a thread lmao


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Response to LOOK AT THE STATE OF MY YARD 2011-06-15 19:55:41 Reply

At 6/15/11 07:32 PM, IncendiaryProduction wrote:
At 6/15/11 07:26 PM, CharltonChinchilla wrote: Nip down to your local asda and get some cheap nasty salt and watch the fuckers melt you pillock.
Hey man.... you wanna get high?

Oh god what the fuck is happening to my eyes!?

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Response to LOOK AT THE STATE OF MY YARD 2011-06-15 20:01:36 Reply

Get a shovel, scoop them all up into a bucket, take the bucket to your neighbor's house, dump it on their doorstep.


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Response to LOOK AT THE STATE OF MY YARD 2011-06-15 20:10:27 Reply

We get slugs here during the summer and we just make fun out of it and pour salt on the really big ones. Do they stay there year around where you live? Or only for a week or two at a time?


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Response to LOOK AT THE STATE OF MY YARD 2011-06-15 20:12:47 Reply

Two words: Sodium chloride. ;)

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Response to LOOK AT THE STATE OF MY YARD 2011-06-15 20:16:33 Reply

As a proud advocate of salt, I have only a few words to say;

Go for it.


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Response to LOOK AT THE STATE OF MY YARD 2011-06-15 20:20:09 Reply

How insensitive, at least you have a yard. Some of us only have car parks... I wish I had snails!

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Response to LOOK AT THE STATE OF MY YARD 2011-06-15 20:23:00 Reply

At 6/15/11 08:20 PM, citricsquid wrote: How insensitive, at least you have a yard. Some of us only have car parks... I wish I had snails!

A car park full of fucking bangers at that. Not one person has a decent motor near you it seems.. yeah I'd want some snails as well.


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Response to LOOK AT THE STATE OF MY YARD 2011-06-15 20:25:29 Reply

At 6/15/11 08:02 PM, Rummy0 wrote: Garden not yard.
Fucking poser, you aren't English at all.

How did I not spot that?

This site has been Americanising us for too long!


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Response to LOOK AT THE STATE OF MY YARD 2011-06-15 20:27:41 Reply

At 6/15/11 07:04 PM, Vincens wrote: Put salt on them and watch them wither in pain.

am i the only one that noticed your sig_


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Response to LOOK AT THE STATE OF MY YARD 2011-06-15 20:32:24 Reply

That's nothing.

A couple days ago I was playing WoW and something hit my face, so I instinctively smacked it. I heard a crunch, looked down, and saw a pissed of "C" with wings. I grabbed a tissue, wrapped the bug (note that the whole time it was staring at me, I was actually scared shitless) in it, and squished it between my fingers.

Putting the tissue down (and thinking nothing of the situation), I went back to WoW. Several minutes later, I felt something brush my hand, and again, I looked down. It was the same fucking bug, so I grabbed another tissue and, long story short, utterly annihilated it.

Also, the bug was about the small Bic lighter, and a sting about the size of a bee's.

I fucking hate wood wasps.

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Response to LOOK AT THE STATE OF MY YARD 2011-06-15 20:35:43 Reply

At 6/15/11 08:23 PM, CharltonChinchilla wrote:
At 6/15/11 08:20 PM, citricsquid wrote: How insensitive, at least you have a yard. Some of us only have car parks... I wish I had snails!
A car park full of fucking bangers at that. Not one person has a decent motor near you it seems.. yeah I'd want some snails as well.

There is a part of the carpark that is under cover and that's where the people who drive nice cars park, heh. There's 4 BMWs and a couple of other nice cars, although there are quite a few students in this building. Fucking students and their shitty cars making us all look like peasants!

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Response to LOOK AT THE STATE OF MY YARD 2011-06-15 20:54:58 Reply

At 6/15/11 08:27 PM, kidd25 wrote:
At 6/15/11 07:04 PM, Vincens wrote: Put salt on them and watch them wither in pain.
am i the only one that noticed your sig_

No, how has he not been banned?


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Response to LOOK AT THE STATE OF MY YARD 2011-06-15 21:13:20 Reply

The fucking snails should learn to stay off your yard and escargot the fuck home.


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Response to LOOK AT THE STATE OF MY YARD 2011-06-15 21:24:01 Reply

You best not be walking barefoot.


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Response to LOOK AT THE STATE OF MY YARD 2011-06-15 22:03:29 Reply

Theres a guy in the kongregate forums complaining of a hedgehog invasion on his yard. go figure.


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Response to LOOK AT THE STATE OF MY YARD 2011-06-15 22:08:39 Reply

At 6/15/11 10:03 PM, Luis wrote: Theres a guy in the kongregate forums complaining of a hedgehog invasion on his yard. go figure.

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Response to LOOK AT THE STATE OF MY YARD 2011-06-15 22:11:55 Reply

Make a border of salt man. Dig a small pit and put some plastic walls on the side and fill it with salt. Them fucks try and cross and it'll be like walking through acid.


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Response to LOOK AT THE STATE OF MY YARD 2011-06-15 22:20:36 Reply

lol. Torch.


What's up with that

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Response to LOOK AT THE STATE OF MY YARD 2011-06-15 22:22:37 Reply

Disgusting eurotrash. Clean up your yard.

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Response to LOOK AT THE STATE OF MY YARD 2011-06-15 22:22:40 Reply

Take a broom and sweep the snails out of the way. I've accidentally crushed 6 snails on the way to school today. And I'm feeling sorry for the dead snails.

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