A couple days ago I was playing WoW and something hit my face, so I instinctively smacked it. I heard a crunch, looked down, and saw a pissed of "C" with wings. I grabbed a tissue, wrapped the bug (note that the whole time it was staring at me, I was actually scared shitless) in it, and squished it between my fingers.
Putting the tissue down (and thinking nothing of the situation), I went back to WoW. Several minutes later, I felt something brush my hand, and again, I looked down. It was the same fucking bug, so I grabbed another tissue and, long story short, utterly annihilated it.
Also, the bug was about the small Bic lighter, and a sting about the size of a bee's.
I fucking hate wood wasps.