Fucking snails. I hate these things. Sorry the picture isn't the best quality, my phone doesn't have a flash on it so I had to hold a torch to try and light the area up. You should be able to make out the little bastards though. I can't step outside without hearing multiple crunches underfoot.
That's the snail in the coffin, I'm never going to Britain.
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Get a pressure hose. It will be impossible to not have fun.
Put salt on them and watch them wither in pain.
Deja vu?
Anywho, I heard snails are attracted to beer. That may be your problem...
At 6/15/11 07:03 PM, Ptero wrote: That's the snail in the coffin, I'm never going to Britain.
i actually loled....
and why dont you just get the hose?
At 6/15/11 07:03 PM, Ptero wrote: That's the snail in the coffin, I'm never going to Britain.
DID YOU JUST MAKE A PUN?
That is quite a few snails you have there.
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At 6/15/11 07:02 PM, liljim wrote: I can't step outside without hearing multiple crunches underfoot.
Oh, that sounds nasty.
Ah, yes. Jim's classic snail problem is still unsolved. I say we declare war on them. Let's all chip in and buy him some rock salt! This is out of hand.
Make a salt maze for them to crawl though x3
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At 6/15/11 07:04 PM, Gerbil wrote: Anywho, I heard snails are attracted to beer. That may be your problem...
Actually, stale beer is used to repel snails. And you can also do things like put leftover coffee grounds into your grass and that's supposed to repel snails. I haven't really had to deal with them much, so I'm no expert.
At 6/15/11 07:08 PM, Ship wrote:At 6/15/11 07:04 PM, Gerbil wrote: Anywho, I heard snails are attracted to beer. That may be your problem...Actually, stale beer is used to repel snails. And you can also do things like put leftover coffee grounds into your grass and that's supposed to repel snails. I haven't really had to deal with them much, so I'm no expert.
My mom did that in her garden to repel them. It surprisingly worked.
Also, just hose them away, don't use salt, thats just cruel not necessary.
Hey man, dad is a snail
It is hard to strike a conversation with father
Theres no snail's in London, you should move down there James.
None
I'm sure they're doing it deliberately just to piss you off.
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looks like you...
*sunglasses*
escargot a problem.
WAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH.
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At 6/15/11 07:15 PM, full-metal-albatross wrote: looks like you...
*sunglasses*
escargot a problem.
WAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH.
Hahahahaha :')
i just do not like the little trails of slime they make on my marble patio located on my estate
At 6/15/11 07:12 PM, Luis wrote: Theres no snail's in London, you should move down there James.
James, James by the river Thames.
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Your opinion is wrong.
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Nip down to your local asda and get some cheap nasty salt and watch the fuckers melt you pillock.
At 6/15/11 07:15 PM, full-metal-albatross wrote: looks like you...
*sunglasses*
escargot a problem.
That reminds me of a bad joke the Judge says in Trading Places.
Anyway, power hose is a no-no at gone midnight, which it is here. I used to have a hedgehog that would come into the yard and hoover these fuckers up. You could hear him before you could see him as he'd make lots of sniffling noises as he's trying to weed these damned things out by smell.
Sadly, the hedgehog population in the UK is in decline, as they're prone to getting themselves run over. Hope he's okay and comes back and helps me out, as there's no shortage of food for him here. >:(
The people in this thread who say you should put salt on them are heartless bastards.
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