Locked outside!

[Rawnern]

I am currently sitting outside my door with my computer. Locked outside. I forgot the keys. Just got home from school.

What shall I do?

[Ragnarokia]

It's your house, you don't know a secret way in or secret set of keys or anything?

If not then break and enter, its your own house its legal.

[Lepy]

No windows are unlocked or anything? I guess all you can do is sit there.

Have fun.

[InnerChild548]

look at pornography until help arrives

[Ragnarokia]

Oh also if you trust any neighbors enough you can give them a set of keys in the future to avoid this happening again. Of course you need to have very good neighbor for that or give them to a friend or safest to a local relative.

[MJOLNIRchief90]

1 Double Check the doors.
2 Check for open windows.
3 If anyone is in the house, possibly sleeping, try calling a few times
4 If people inside don't respond try banging on door loudly
5 Determine if there are any windows that are higher on the house that are most likely open and safely reachable.
6 If yes to 5, try to access window.
7 If you've reached this stage, either knock out a window or call a locksmith. I'd suggest a locksmith.

[Gagsy]

At 6/15/11 04:21 AM, InnerChild548 wrote: look at pornography until help arrives

Really the only logical solution.

[TheColourAwesome]

One day I got home from school and needed to shit more then I've ever needed to do anything else in my life. When I realized I was locked outI shat on my back lawn.

A while after, I figured out how to open my bedroom window I had climb in walst keeping my shit covered ass from touching anything until I got to some toilet paper.

True story.

[Asandir]

At 6/15/11 04:18 AM, Rawnern wrote: I am currently sitting outside my door with my computer. Locked outside. I forgot the keys. Just got home from school.

What shall I do?

Wait for your parents or go to some friends sounds like a good idea to me.

[andy70707]

I've done that before, don't you carry keys? I forgot my keys once, but I managed to climb over the back fence and open the kitchen window with a ruler (there's one that doesn't lock).

[Rawnern]

Still waiting. Almost out of battery.

[Platypus]

One time i was locked out, and had to take a dump. So i took the risk, climbed up a wall, up some overhanging wood thing, and reached my window. Ripped off the fly screen thing while standing on a glass thing that i was sure would collapse. Afterwards i found the spare key out front

[Rawnern]

Thanks for all the good answers! I finally got inside!

[Ragnarokia]

At 6/15/11 06:23 AM, Rawnern wrote: Thanks for all the good answers! I finally got inside!

Breaking and entering?

[Dosensuppen]

At 6/15/11 06:25 AM, Ragnarokia wrote:

At 6/15/11 06:23 AM, Rawnern wrote: Thanks for all the good answers! I finally got inside!

Breaking and entering?

Either the pornography or shit key one, obviously.

[Gimmick]

Sit there, call the watchman or something, have him break the lock after you convince him it's your room. That's what we did when one of us were locked inside a room and the rest of us outside. (Note: the door wasn't opening from the inside -- the lock was stuck)