Facebook Facepalm

[someguyishere]

Am I the only one who thinks Facebook turns average folks into douchetard-fagbags? I constantly log in just to see the most retarded bullshit anyone could post ever.

I see people who literally argue with their family members over facebook via comments like fucking dumbasses. (Had a friend who got in trouble with the police so posted it on facebook, Not very smart, and then said something about his mom being a dumb bitch for not standing up for him, so she commented on it and they started argueing.. via comments! They were probally in the same fucking house)

I see emo-goth douches who constantly post things like "Why do I continue to live? I should just end it."

I see people who post their really serious personal problems to the ENTIRE world to see as if its no big deal. For example, I have a friend, (Who somehow I still remain friends with) who CONSTANTLY posts shit about the SAME girl over and over again. ("Oh, I can't believe she did this to me this time! Fuck her!") It's like, jesus christ dude, it's facebook. Noone wants to hear that shit.

And then theres people who act like overly dramatic drama queens. Some chick posts something along the lines of "I hate it when things happen to you you can't change". (AS IF SHES THE ONLY ONE) And then another kid comments "I hate it when you feel for someone, but you don't know if they feel the same way about you." and the chick comforts him and he goes "I'm afraid of rejection... it's a problem." OMG, sob story, for christ sake. Isn't that just about what every single human being is afraid of?

And then theres those special kinds of people. The ones that get so mad at someone else they threaten them over facebook and then have a fit with them for like 30 minutes straight. Many times they are chicks. ("Bla Bla, shes a skank, bla bla bla") For one second does anyone consider their parents might read what they post?

I've posted something like three status updates in my entire facebook "career" and it was either funny stuff, or junk. I just can't get over why someone has to post four times a day with the most stupid things they could come up with. Drama, Drama, Drama, gaaah.

In conclusion, facebook makes me lose faith in human-kind not being stupid

/end rant

Your opinion?

[FirstBaby]

My opinion is you're stupid. I have never seen one of those comments and your simple little mind only remembers the worst of facebook.

[mothballs]

At 6/14/11 10:55 PM, someguyishere wrote: Am I the only one who thinks Facebook turns average folks into douchetard-fagbags?

People are douchebags anyway. No need to blame a website on that.

[II2none]

those are dumbasses who don't know what privacy settings mean and whore themselves out on facebook desperately looking for old "friends".

[Rivka7410]

At 6/14/11 10:57 PM, FirstBaby wrote: My opinion is you're stupid. I have never seen one of those comments and your simple little mind only remembers the worst of facebook.

i've seen tons of overly dramatic and fucktarded comments/statuses on facebook... but not enough that i'd forever lose hope in the human race lol
i'm the douchetard-fagbag that posts stupid shit like "I got mauled by a mirelurk" cuz i know it'll spawn more fun and colorful conversations than a "fml status" would.

[Lintire]

I... guess I only hang out with cool people who's only real use for facebook is to organize events and have a bit of fun?

You might want to simply try finding new people to hang out with.

[WeHaveFreshCookies]

I troll the ever loving monkey shit out of those people.

[someguyishere]

At 6/14/11 11:27 PM, WeHaveFreshCookies wrote: I troll the ever loving monkey shit out of those people.

Lul

I hope you don't all think I'm insane. Dumb facebook people just make me rage.

[Rahmemhotep]

If you think that emos and goths are the same or similar in any way besides them emo fags copying our styles then you are gravely ignorant and/or very stupid.

[JeremyLokken]

Can't put down Facebook too much, I won a huge contest using Facebook to help get votes from friends. A substantial amount of money was won. But the everyday use of Facebook is below average. Couple times a week ain't gonna hurt.

[111122223138]

Honestly, all my posts are witty and/or pointing out how big of idiots some people are.

I get a lot of like.

[dlxrevolution]

At 6/14/11 10:55 PM, someguyishere wrote: I see emo-goth douches who constantly post things like "Why do I continue to live? I should just end it."

^This made me cry laughing.

[Rallard]

Half of my friends have hidden status updates because they post the stupidest shit.

Crying about your breakup? Welcome to the ignore club. Telling people every minuscule detail about your day? See ya.

[Cootie]

Facebook is actually a great place to troll people that have no idea what the fuck they are talking about. This girl once tried to argue that if the Earth was 1,000 miles closer to the Sun we would all die and that proves God is real. She actually got pissed when I told her that throughout our rotation of the Sun the distance fluctuates distances more than 1,000 miles.

She almost shit her pants and then gets mad at me for correcting her stupidity.

[CrazySquirrel124]

People who post content like the following:
I can't believe you. You've broken so many hearts...including mine. But we all change.
And I still love you.

[CrazySquirrel124]

And what's the deal with airline food these days?

[SpaceWhale]

Facebook doesn't turn people into douchebags, it's just a place where they congregate.

[HarryBlaze]

Yeah, Facebook is full of drama queens

[Halberd]

"omg i so ceebs fml school fuck it hey lads"

[Kiari847]

just defriend them

[Struggle]

get over it pussy

[Gimmick]

At 6/14/11 10:55 PM, someguyishere wrote: Am I the only one who thinks Facebook turns average folks into douchetard-fagbags?

No need to blame a website to turn people into what they already are.

[SSPBourne]

At 6/14/11 10:55 PM, someguyishere wrote: I see emo-goth douches who constantly post things like "Why do I continue to live? I should just end it."

I loled. Hard.

[Lumber-Jax12]

At 6/14/11 11:27 PM, WeHaveFreshCookies wrote: I troll the ever loving monkey shit out of those people.

how its face-book, the kids you troll will then kick your ass irl.

[dx5231]

The same thing doesn't happen to me at all, they aren't as much of retards like you're saying your friends do. Try knowing new people, or ignoring all that facebook shit. It's not the website that is making them retarded, that only means they were already retarded before.

[mattuiop]

You kinda nailed it for me. Yet I still carry on using facebook for catching up with people and socialising e.t.c.

[bbuckets00]

I'm with you. It's always either infuriating, depressing, etc. And then if you dont like facebook you become a social reject. I lost a friend (in real life) for saying farmville(?) was stupid. And then theres always some fag, when me and my friends are holding a memorial for a friend who passed away recently, and they post links to porn sites! Welcome to 2011, where the media rapes your mind until you become addicted. Congrats on the epithany.

[Banziafy]

People go out:

Dom - Nic (3 mins ago)
OOOH I LOVE YOU <3333

Nic - Dom (4 mins ago)
JUST BEEN ON THE PHONE OOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHH I LOVE U xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx <333

It's just this on my feed 10 fucking times a day, just go on chat or something!

[kiljoy96]

I'm sorry, but I'm only friends with my real friends that I talk to on facebook. You only have those problems if you're friends with twats or you are a friend-whore.

[Nerdonk]

Calculation: All of OP's friends are seventh graders like him.