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Porn For the Blind 2011-06-12 02:09:13 Reply

I've never felt bad for disabled people. I've always seen them as totally equal to me in every way and never looked down on them.

That all changed when I saw this website. I now so pity the blind that I want to cry every time that I see one.

Here is the link...
You might find this more funny than sad, but to the blind, this is what passes as pornography.


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Response to Porn For the Blind 2011-06-12 02:11:21 Reply

Lol. Heard about this a while back.


At 6/3/11 10:56 PM, BlakeMo wrote:
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Response to Porn For the Blind 2011-06-12 02:17:20 Reply

Its so terrible!
Its all narrated by the same guy in a really nasal monotone describing awesome sex scenes in the most mundane way he possibly can!

Alright now at this moment the woman is removing the mans genetailia from her mouth and is getting up from her knees. Okay now it appears that he's trying to enter from behind... well they're doing the strangest position here right now, its quite incredible really, you'd have to see it for yourself.

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Response to Porn For the Blind 2011-06-12 02:17:53 Reply

I came.


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Response to Porn For the Blind 2011-06-12 02:25:18 Reply

At 6/12/11 02:17 AM, Malt-Shake wrote: Its so terrible!
Its all narrated by the same guy in a really nasal monotone describing awesome sex scenes in the most mundane way he possibly can!

I always thought porn for the blind would be a magazine with pictures of naked people and extruding lines so you could "feel them out".

How could anyone get turned on by hearing that guy talk, a woman would have been more fitting. If I was blind I would rather just listen to some real porn.


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Response to Porn For the Blind 2011-06-12 02:35:26 Reply

I see...


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Response to Porn For the Blind 2011-06-12 02:35:58 Reply

At 6/12/11 02:25 AM, zooos wrote: How could anyone get turned on by hearing that guy talk, a woman would have been more fitting. If I was blind I would rather just listen to some real porn.

Woman like to watch porn too. Would you take that guy's voice away from a poor lonely blind woman?

The audio from porn videos actually sounds like it would be pretty nice if you had been blind for your entire life.

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Response to Porn For the Blind 2011-06-12 02:37:28 Reply

Porn producers should record their sound the same way the people who made this video did.

Shit would sell like crazy.


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Response to Porn For the Blind 2011-06-12 02:40:15 Reply

Im sure blind people have better things to do than this.


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Response to Porn For the Blind 2011-06-12 02:46:33 Reply

"Be right out!"

Porn For the Blind


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Response to Porn For the Blind 2011-06-12 02:52:21 Reply

Whats even worse is, a blind person wouldn't be able to get to one of these sites on their own.

Blind Dude: Hey could you go to this porn site for me? I can't see the links.

:: Random Guy: Uh, that's kinda awkward but okay.

Blind Dude: Awesome!

:: Random Guy: Damn this is the most boring shit ever! how do you get off to- HOLY FUCK ARE YOU MASTERBATING?

Blind Dude: Huh? Oh sorry didn't see you there.

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Response to Porn For the Blind 2011-06-12 02:53:54 Reply

At 6/12/11 02:35 AM, bgraybr wrote: Woman like to watch porn too. Would you take that guy's voice away from a poor lonely blind woman?

I don't think even a women would find his voice sexual stimulating. But even that, I think it's pretty obvious the site is mostly aimed at man.


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Response to Porn For the Blind 2011-06-12 03:44:20 Reply

I was expecting it to be women moaning and stuff, did not think it was gonna be a narration of porn.
Plus the lack of dirty words makes it worse, if I was blind I think it would be easier if he said stuff like "He's ramming her in the ass really hard" not "He's inserting his penis into her anus with force"

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Response to Porn For the Blind 2011-06-12 03:57:06 Reply

Quick question: if they're blind, how would they be able to know what a tit or vagina looks like, even after hours of delicate descriptiveness?

This site is now obsolete.

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Response to Porn For the Blind 2011-06-12 03:58:57 Reply

At 6/12/11 03:57 AM, Spikrodd wrote: Quick question: if they're blind, how would they be able to know what a tit or vagina looks like, even after hours of delicate descriptiveness?

This site is now obsolete.

It was obsolete to begin with. It just... didn't go away.


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Response to Porn For the Blind 2011-06-12 04:04:24 Reply

If I got an erection, does that mean I'm going blind?


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Response to Porn For the Blind 2011-06-12 04:12:50 Reply

What the....?


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Response to Porn For the Blind 2011-06-12 05:22:47 Reply

At 6/12/11 04:04 AM, UnkutAcid wrote: If I got an erection, does that mean I'm going blind?

I don´t think so, I however am not sure if that is really a good replacement, but it is atleast something for blind people.


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Response to Porn For the Blind 2011-06-12 07:02:01 Reply

At 6/12/11 03:57 AM, Spikrodd wrote: Quick question: if they're blind, how would they be able to know what a tit or vagina looks like, even after hours of delicate descriptiveness?

This site is now obsolete.

Most blind people aren't blind from birth


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Response to Porn For the Blind 2011-06-12 07:50:01 Reply

Porn for the blind? The fuck?!?!


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Response to Porn For the Blind 2011-06-12 07:52:18 Reply

At 6/12/11 07:50 AM, ToastedToastyToast wrote: Porn for the blind? They fuck?!?!

I guess so, why not? If some of them like to hear it, then it is good for them.


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Response to Porn For the Blind 2011-06-12 07:58:03 Reply

That's softcore porn for the blind, if anything. Seriously, so far as pornography goes, it's downright pathetic. I'd say to print in in braille, but that'd be worse.

Just chuck on some good, quality porn just for the audio. That in itself is much, much sexier then anything this site is producing.

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Response to Porn For the Blind 2011-06-12 08:23:16 Reply

One problem...how will the blind download it? I would hate to have to have help getting my porn...but I guess you do what you gotta.


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Response to Porn For the Blind 2011-06-12 12:44:47 Reply

At 6/12/11 04:04 AM, UnkutAcid wrote: If I got an erection, does that mean I'm going blind?

Nope. Just that you are a thirteen year old boy who will get aroused by anything and everything.


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Response to Porn For the Blind 2011-06-12 12:46:31 Reply

I remember someone posting that here.


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Response to Porn For the Blind 2011-06-12 12:51:14 Reply

Cum Overload gave me a good laugh, I'm even still listening to it.


just roll with it nerd

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Response to Porn For the Blind 2011-06-12 13:09:52 Reply

If they're blind why don't they just get a fleshlight?


just roll with it nerd

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Response to Porn For the Blind 2011-07-08 12:28:27 Reply

This is the only porn I can get off on now.


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Response to Porn For the Blind 2011-07-08 12:42:14 Reply

At 7/8/11 12:26 PM, agustana wrote: Someone please tell me how blind people are supposed to find that website.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Speech_synt hesis

quote from wikipedia

"Internet

Currently, there are a number of applications, plugins and gadgets that can read messages directly from an e-mail client and web pages from a web browser or Google Toolbar such as Text-to-voice which is an add-on to Firefox . Some specialized software can narrate RSS-feeds. On one hand, online RSS-narrators simplify information delivery by allowing users to listen to their favourite news sources and to convert them to podcasts. On the other hand, on-line RSS-readers are available on almost any PC connected to the Internet. Users can download generated audio files to portable devices, e.g. with a help of podcast receiver, and listen to them while walking, jogging or commuting to work.

A growing field in internet based TTS is web-based assistive technology, e.g. 'Browsealoud' from a UK company and Readspeaker. It can deliver TTS functionality to anyone (for reasons of accessibility, convenience, entertainment or information) with access to a web browser. The non-profit project Pediaphon was created in 2006 to provide a similar web-based TTS interface to the Wikipedia.[41]

Other work is being done in the context of the W3C through the W3C Audio Incubator Group with the involvement of The BBC and Google Inc."

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Response to Porn For the Blind 2011-07-08 12:43:48 Reply

That's some good shit.


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