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I Don't Like Cock! 2011-06-11 23:36:04 Reply

It just ain't right! Does anyone else agree with me on this?


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Response to I Don't Like Cock! 2011-06-11 23:36:35 Reply

Whoops!


Can you feel it mister Krabs?

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Response to I Don't Like Cock! 2011-06-11 23:37:46 Reply

Liking penis doesn't make you gay, it's what I keep trying to tell everyone!


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Response to I Don't Like Cock! 2011-06-11 23:38:15 Reply

I like roosters, they taste nice.

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Response to I Don't Like Cock! 2011-06-11 23:38:47 Reply

At 6/11/11 11:38 PM, Suprememessage wrote: I like roosters, they taste nice.

I'm taking this as a compliment.

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Response to I Don't Like Cock! 2011-06-11 23:39:31 Reply

Then just cut it off already.

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Response to I Don't Like Cock! 2011-06-11 23:41:20 Reply

It's what makes men into women.


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Response to I Don't Like Cock! 2011-06-11 23:45:49 Reply

No, you people don't understand. Cock is the worst thing you can take.


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Response to I Don't Like Cock! 2011-06-11 23:50:45 Reply

Don't knock it till you try it. How do you know you don't like cock until you've got a nice 8incher(12 if your man enough) down your throat.


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Response to I Don't Like Cock! 2011-06-11 23:52:24 Reply

Man, you guys are dense. Cock really is terrible. Why don't you guys get it yet?


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Response to I Don't Like Cock! 2011-06-11 23:52:50 Reply

At 6/11/11 11:52 PM, Drake wrote: Man, you guys are dense. Cock really is terrible. Why don't you guys get it yet?

CHICKEN IS FUCKING TASTY YOU DOUCHE!

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Response to I Don't Like Cock! 2011-06-11 23:56:35 Reply

At 6/11/11 11:52 PM, Drake wrote: Man, you guys are dense. Cock really is terrible. Why don't you guys get it yet?

Drake, I thought we were friends?
Why don't you like me all of a sudden?

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Response to I Don't Like Cock! 2011-06-12 00:01:09 Reply

At 6/11/11 11:45 PM, Drake wrote: Cock is the worst thing you can take.

There are much much worse things you can take up the ass than a cock: Like a hot metal rod, or a big sharp knife.

This "cock" thing better not be another 4chan inside joke.
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Response to I Don't Like Cock! 2011-06-12 00:01:27 Reply

At 6/11/11 11:52 PM, Suprememessage wrote:
At 6/11/11 11:52 PM, Drake wrote: Man, you guys are dense. Cock really is terrible. Why don't you guys get it yet?
CHICKEN IS FUCKING TASTY YOU DOUCHE!

Cocks aren't chickens, they are hen's.


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Response to I Don't Like Cock! 2011-06-12 00:06:21 Reply

Meh, I meant Rooster...I'm so confused now my world is shattered


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Response to I Don't Like Cock! 2011-06-12 00:07:32 Reply

At 6/11/11 11:56 PM, Rooster wrote:
At 6/11/11 11:52 PM, Drake wrote: Man, you guys are dense. Cock really is terrible. Why don't you guys get it yet?
Drake, I thought we were friends?
Why don't you like me all of a sudden?

Don't take this the wrong way, we still are friends.

At 6/11/11 11:58 PM, Colin wrote: See, if you go on boasting about your dislike of gayness, it makes you seem more and more like a closet homosexual. Just don't say anything
In other words
YOUR RESISTANCE ONLY MAKES MY PENIS HARDER

This isn't about penises, it's about cocks.

At 6/12/11 12:01 AM, Painbringer wrote:
At 6/11/11 11:45 PM, Drake wrote: Cock is the worst thing you can take.
There are much much worse things you can take up the ass than a cock: Like a hot metal rod, or a big sharp knife.

This "cock" thing better not be another 4chan inside joke.

Oh I'm all for things up my ass, don't get me wrong. "Cock" has nothing to do with 4Chan, I assure you.


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Response to I Don't Like Cock! 2011-06-12 02:58:21 Reply

Yes! Legalize cock fights!


You know what would be really neat? These things actually being noticeable.

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Response to I Don't Like Cock! 2011-06-12 03:20:37 Reply

But I LOVE Spotted Dick. We can agree on the deliciousness of Spotted Dick, aye?

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Response to I Don't Like Cock! 2011-06-12 04:42:41 Reply

I give up.

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Response to I Don't Like Cock! 2011-06-12 05:18:17 Reply

I like my own cock...


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Response to I Don't Like Cock! 2011-06-12 09:24:49 Reply

Re-read the thread. What does cock normally mean outside of being another word for penis?


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Response to I Don't Like Cock! 2011-06-12 09:28:17 Reply

I still think cox is hot.

I Don't Like Cock!


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Response to I Don't Like Cock! 2011-06-12 09:28:43 Reply

Stop being in denial.


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Response to I Don't Like Cock! 2011-06-12 09:34:03 Reply

You spelled coke wrong.


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Response to I Don't Like Cock! 2011-06-12 09:49:02 Reply

At 6/12/11 09:34 AM, killerjeff wrote: You spelled coke wrong.

To you maybe, but I didn't intentionally misspell anything.


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Response to I Don't Like Cock! 2011-06-12 09:53:08 Reply

At 6/12/11 09:49 AM, Drake wrote:
At 6/12/11 09:34 AM, killerjeff wrote: You spelled coke wrong.
To you maybe, but I didn't intentionally misspell anything.

Bullshit, I know you love the cock.


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Response to I Don't Like Cock! 2011-06-12 09:54:57 Reply

I prefer ducks myself


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Response to I Don't Like Cock! 2011-06-12 11:08:18 Reply

By the way guys (gays?), I totally love penis. It wouldn't be right to not like it and be a NG BBS regular.


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Response to I Don't Like Cock! 2011-06-12 11:10:34 Reply

At 6/11/11 11:38 PM, Rooster wrote:
At 6/11/11 11:38 PM, Suprememessage wrote: I like roosters, they taste nice.
I'm taking this as a compliment.

Now Suprememessage sounds incredibly gay.


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Response to I Don't Like Cock! 2011-06-12 12:44:12 Reply

I'm with you on this.


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