A superhero you wouldn't want to be

[Falonefal]

Which one and why.

I wouldn't want to be Iron Man, because I wouldn't be able to handle so much awesomeness.

Inb4 Iron Man fanboy.

[Asandir]

I wouldn´t want to be Superman, because I think that he is the most boring of all superheroes, he seems too superior, even for a superhero.

[Chat-man]

Wouldn't wanna be any of these cheap PBS Kids ones.

[FuckSandwich]

Spiderman... Cause he's weak compared to the others, and Peter Parker is a fucking pansy.

[Falonefal]

At 6/11/11 11:18 AM, Chat-man wrote: Wouldn't wanna be any of these cheap PBS Kids ones.

I was talking about superheroes, not ultrafags.

[CherinoGears]

At 6/11/11 11:19 AM, FuckSandwich wrote: Spiderman... Cause he's weak compared to the others, and Peter Parker is a fucking pansy.

I LOVE spierman not too powerful, not too weak, and even though he has super powers, hes still "human".

anyway i wouldnt want to be Rouge from X men, cuz i wouldnt be able to touch people or have sex.

[MrPercie]

I wouldnt wanna be super man because I am already..... a super man

lame

[Asandir]

At 6/11/11 11:19 AM, FuckSandwich wrote: Spiderman... Cause he's weak compared to the others,

That is actually what I like about him, he has to use his knowledge and actual skills to defeat the villians, not just overpowering them.

[ProtomanBlues]

AquaMan.

Because he fucking sucks

[Gimmick]

Superman....too boring.

[Asandir]

At 6/11/11 12:07 PM, Sanjeev98 wrote: Superman....too boring.

Exactly my point, I am not surprised that he is mentioned by most people, he has too much power.

[Idiot-Finder]

Aquaman for obvious reason.

Superhero I want to be? The one above all.

Granted he's not actually a superhero...

[Boss]

At 6/11/11 11:19 AM, FuckSandwich wrote: Spiderman... Cause he's weak compared to the others, and Peter Parker is a fucking pansy.

if you read any of the cmics you see that he gains an ultimately larger amount of pussy than most other heroes

[All-American-Badass]

Aquaman, seriously who the hell would want to be aquaman.

[UkeFox]

The obvious choices being Aquaman, Skin (From the X Men) Wraith (Also from the X Men) Beak ( X Men DUH.) I choose another.
Dazzler.
Because I'm not a sparkle fag.

[POTaTOS]

Captain America. I prefer not to get my powers through steroids.

[Atlas]

Batman becuase he doesn't have any powers just like iron man.

[POTaTOS]

At 6/11/11 12:21 PM, logic wrote: Any Superhero that isn't Cole Macgrath

Or Kessler.

*clap clap clap*

[SpaceWhale]

Cypher. He is a joke.

[creepyboy]

I wouldn't like to be Robin because his suit is gay, his nickname is lame (the boy wonder? seriously) and he's basically useless without Batman.

[RyanBustersword123]

At 6/11/11 02:02 PM, creepyboy wrote: I wouldn't like to be Robin because his suit is gay, his nickname is lame (the boy wonder? seriously) and he's basically useless without Batman.

it look like a swim suit........WHAT THE HELL WAS THE DRAWER THINKING

[Mismo]

Prof.Xavier.

Sure I could make people do anything I want, like controlling girls minds to have sex with me. Just one major flaw.

[Falonefal]

At 6/11/11 02:26 PM, Mismo wrote: Prof.Xavier.

Sure I could make people do anything I want, like controlling girls minds to have sex with me. Just one major flaw.

I always thought that it was weird that Beast couldn't make implants or something so that he could move again, seriously, wtf.

[Falonefal]

At 6/11/11 01:37 PM, J-Rex wrote: Batman becuase he doesn't have any powers just like iron man.

Iron Man actually does have a power, he's a motherfucking genius, Batman on the other side, yea, he trained to be good at fighting, but he always buys his shit, Iron Man on the other side can create a motherfucking reactor from scrap metal, superior intelligence is a superpower too.

[DarkzVenom]

Zan from the Wonder Twins. Simply because he always turns into a bucket of water or ice. It's ridiculous.

[PePpEr828]

Every single one of them.

Think about it; a guy who can form waves and kill vs. people ith bats and guns.

[Lorkas]

I don't get the big deal about superheros. Sure they can save a life, but they can't save lives as a whole. A revolutioneer, a commander who knows how to lead his men to victory, that is a true hero. Not some douche in a tight-ass suit.

That being said, I wouldn't want to be batman.

[PePpEr828]

Oh yeah, I would LIKE TO BE Ulysses Grant. He led his army to victory in the civil war, and stopped slavery of blacks.

[Falonefal]

At 6/11/11 04:44 PM, Lorkas wrote: I don't get the big deal about superheros. Sure they can save a life, but they can't save lives as a whole. A revolutioneer, a commander who knows how to lead his men to victory, that is a true hero. Not some douche in a tight-ass suit.

Not to mention the fact that they often stop things like nukes heading into heavily populated areas, or stop other genocidal acts.

[GodOfVideoGames]

The second Wonder Twin. Seriously, being able to turn into water is almost as lame as not having a superpower at all.

I'm looking at you, Robin.