At 6/9/11 05:41 PM, OstrichMaster wrote:At 6/9/11 05:40 PM, FireWOLF109 wrote: Before you get ANY help, answer these questions...No, I've never had a girlfriend.
1. Have you ever used any girls (dated girls for the sex and then dump them afterwards)?
Girls are not that different, talk to one about music and pretend you like the shit that she listens to.
Or you could always use dating sites, I mean why not?
You know what would be really neat? These things actually being noticeable.
At 6/9/11 05:43 PM, Nerdonk wrote: Graduate middle school before looking for a girlfriend champion.
oh no, i'm a freshmen in highschool.
At 6/9/11 05:44 PM, OstrichMaster wrote:At 6/9/11 05:43 PM, Nerdonk wrote: Graduate middle school before looking for a girlfriend champion.oh no, i'm a freshmen in highschool.
Well in that case, it's probably either what you say, dress, or behave.
At 6/9/11 05:28 PM, OstrichMaster wrote: Another pic of me.
Christ man, you look like your gonna rape me.
At 6/9/11 06:07 PM, Spilda-Bongwata wrote: Get a haircut, and get a new job
I don't have a job.
At 6/9/11 06:02 PM, OstrichMaster wrote: Here's another picture I took 10 minutes ago.
No offense but you seem dull as fuck. Wear something a bit more upbeat or "current" and the hair, something needs to be done about that shit. Also learn to smile it helps. There's way uglier people out there but you don't seem all that interesting, I could be talking bollocks this what I'm seeing through these photos.
>Cam-whoring in totally own-irrelevant thread.
>Browsing newgrounds duh
>Eh you aren't attractive.
cop
At 6/9/11 05:28 PM, OstrichMaster wrote: Another pic of me.
Dude. You may think you look better on pictures if you pull a pokerface and look all cool or something, but trust me you don't. People almost always just look silly on pictures that way. Just try to smile in the most natural way you can and you'll look way better on them already.
Now I don't know if that "I'm gonna punch somebody"-face is your standard expression for talking to girls and walking down the street, but you might want to start with changing that cause I don't think it's gonna get you very far.
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its fucking easy to get women, im no looker or pimp, but seriously... takes me like 2 days max for a woman to fall for me.
you've just got to be nice.. and not in a creepy way.
We've only seen pictures of you, and only douchefaggots judge people by simply looking at their pictures.
Tell us more about yourself. Your hobbies. Things you like, things you hate. Cool stories nobody else knows. Anytihng!
At 6/9/11 06:43 PM, OstrichMaster wrote: Here's a pic of me.
Well how about you try emotionless... trust me when I say the emotionless look works.
At 6/9/11 06:02 PM, OstrichMaster wrote: Here's another picture I took 10 minutes ago.
Are you sure you aren't a serial rapist?
Yeah, Smile people have been saying that for a VERY long time.
Post a smiley picture.
I have a feeling your mean face scares the girls.
Are you popular in school? Just a question?
"So we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past."
-F. Scott Fitzgerald
How about you actually read the thread and learn to fucking smile.
Putting back fun in funeral.
just pick a girl a little above your level and work your way up ;)
"So we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past."
-F. Scott Fitzgerald
At 6/9/11 07:10 PM, OstrichMaster wrote: anybody have anything to say on my pictures?
How about stop posting them unless it involves something more different than a change of lighting.
Try smiling for once in your life.
Real artists draw their own user picture and signature. I am not a real artist.
Free sexay prons!
Sig credit to Ninjar.
ITT: A rapist tries to get positive feedback on his appearance. When none is given, he changes his position and posts another picture to no avail.
At 6/9/11 07:18 PM, Jomillex wrote: Yeah, Smile people have been saying that for a VERY long time.
Post a smiley picture.
I have a feeling your mean face scares the girls.
Are you popular in school? Just a question?
No, I'm not popular.
lol, also.
I'm totally showing this thread to this kid.
At 6/9/11 08:14 PM, OstrichMaster wrote: lol, also.
I'm totally showing this thread to this kid.
Son this ain't 4chan.
At 6/9/11 08:14 PM, OstrichMaster wrote: lol, also.
I'm totally showing this thread to this kid.
Care to explain why one of the pics on here is not on his profile?
Real artists draw their own user picture and signature. I am not a real artist.
Free sexay prons!
Sig credit to Ninjar.
At 6/9/11 08:20 PM, Smorsh wrote:At 6/9/11 08:14 PM, OstrichMaster wrote: lol, also.Care to explain why one of the pics on here is not on his profile?
I'm totally showing this thread to this kid.
And now we know his name.
At 6/9/11 08:24 PM, FirstBaby wrote:At 6/9/11 08:20 PM, Smorsh wrote:And now we know his name.At 6/9/11 08:14 PM, OstrichMaster wrote: lol, also.Care to explain why one of the pics on here is not on his profile?
I'm totally showing this thread to this kid.
and that his taste in music is shit.
its time for you to shave, and its time for you to make your hair look nicer.
it is NOT time for you to style your facial hair as it is not thick enough yet.
ya hear about the guy who put his condom on backwards? He went.
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