What do bosses do...

[MobileComa]

While you're heading to his/her/it's lair?

[dmansland]

Think of horrible puns and jokes to make while laughing at how you wont get there so no point in upping security besides a few Goombas and Koopas that get destroyed in 2 seconds with a simple stomp

[Ragnarokia]

Watch your progress and ready their lair for the arrival of the "heroes".

Theres a reason why they stay there and dont just run away etc, they want you to make it to them and challenge them, thats what they want and likely get off to.

[Asandir]

At 6/7/11 12:45 AM, MobileComa wrote: While you're heading to his/her/it's lair?

They are awaiting you, look like you get stonger, so that you are atleast a little bit of competition for them, only to realise in the end that they let you become too strong and quick for them.

[Gimmick]

They wait for you to come.
That's right, your enemies care about you.

[badassdude1234]

Bathroom break, lunch break, maybe playing a really long game, finishing a puzzle, trolling on the internet, watching you fail, get the feeling of deja vu evertime you die, and respawn, cleaning, setting up traps, in the end most bosses are just like regular people before you fight them.

[Wolfos]

Nothing, because they're not being rendered yet.

[kidd25]

they do evil boss stuff like in dugeons or evil genius.

[ZJ]

Play solitaire.

[EtchASketchClock]

Fuck Bitches
Sell Saplings

[Horasak]

Watch you die and die again and again,thinking about it's witty dialouge.

[protoMAGE]

They keep thinking about the fact that you have chosen the easiest difficulty level, and he is going to have to go easy on you, but he actually wanted to destroy you with everything he's got... But he can't.

[IronWalrus]

they think of corny jokes and practice their angry face when mario bounces the crap out of their head

[djack]

Lots of drugs and pron. Especially pyramid head.