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Masturbation World Record

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Response to Masturbation World Record 2011-06-05 13:46:10


36 orgasms in 24 hours?

Damn

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Response to Masturbation World Record 2011-06-05 14:32:11


I can only do like 5 in one day if I'm really horny. This is just ridiculous.

Lets hope he can get laid with this world record.


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Response to Masturbation World Record 2011-06-05 14:36:21


At 6/5/11 02:32 PM, Wegra wrote: Lets hope he can get laid with this world record.

Yeah, that pickup line will fly over really well.

"Hey baby, did you know I hold the world masturbation record?"


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Response to Masturbation World Record 2011-06-05 15:01:20


At 6/5/11 02:36 PM, BrianEtrius wrote:
Yeah, that pickup line will fly over really well.

"Hey baby, did you know I hold the world masturbation record?"

This made me LOL.


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Response to Masturbation World Record 2011-06-05 15:15:21


At 6/5/11 12:32 PM, Rorian123 wrote: You people have records? :P

What do you mean 'you people'?

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Response to Masturbation World Record 2011-06-05 15:16:10


That's nothing. There was that one woman on the news who claimed that she had an orgasm 100 times a day! Granted, this is a more extreme example because, well, something actually physically comes out of your body unlike (most) women. I hate to see where he stores all that semen. I would think he would die of exasperation because you can in fact die from being excited too much from having orgasms.


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Response to Masturbation World Record 2011-06-05 15:18:18


At 6/5/11 03:16 PM, Ericho wrote: I hate to see where he stores all that semen. I would think he would die of exasperation because you can in fact die from being excited too much from having orgasms.

I just put my semen covered penis back in my underwear. Is that bad?

Response to Masturbation World Record 2011-06-05 15:21:45


At 6/5/11 03:19 PM, Blaze-Heatnix wrote:
At 6/5/11 03:18 PM, 1916 wrote: I just put my semen covered penis back in my underwear. Is that bad?
If you're trying to set a world record, eventually those boxers will turn into glass.

It does get a tad crusty down there occasionally.

Response to Masturbation World Record 2011-06-05 16:25:51


GOING ON NUMBER 12 RIGHT NOW!

36 is for pussies!

The guy below me is gay

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Response to Masturbation World Record 2011-06-05 16:25:59


The most I've done in a day was 5 raw, and that shit had me sore for a few hours. But I can't decide if holding the world record for masturbating is awesome or pathetic.

Response to Masturbation World Record 2011-06-05 16:29:41


I am dissapoint that the record isn't held by an NG user.


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Response to Masturbation World Record 2011-06-05 17:11:11


This man is my hero. I aspire to be more like him.


It tolls for thee.

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Response to Masturbation World Record 2011-06-05 17:13:29


best excuse for masturbation: I'm training for the masturbation record.

Response to Masturbation World Record 2011-06-05 17:14:12


My record stands at 14.


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Response to Masturbation World Record 2011-06-05 18:14:03


dude i masturbated 17 times in one day mainly due to boredom


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Response to Masturbation World Record 2011-06-05 18:56:23


I wonder how is dick is feeling...

Response to Masturbation World Record 2011-06-05 18:58:55


16 was my max for a day, I may have slipped in an extra 3-4 the following mornin but I didn't cum close to 36 times.

We had a competition to see who could masturbate the most in one month... to avoid homo-activity we just used the honor system: don't lie or be a douche or you'll ruin the game. So I kept it legit and remember that 16 times in a day.

I hurt so bad and my pile of socks was soaked. I don't suggest 16 a day :(

I ended up getting over 120 that month and stopped counting because everyone else was at like 60-70 and I was chillin at 120ish. So we called me the biggest wanker and ended the game. :)

I ALWAYS WANTED TO BE THE BIGGEST WANKER.


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Response to Masturbation World Record 2011-06-05 18:59:20


The amount of friction that would create could light a campfire. I feel his pain.


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Response to Masturbation World Record 2011-06-06 23:59:49


Dont even try its summer and i dont wanna make 70 ice cubes


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Response to Masturbation World Record 2011-06-07 09:16:10


What the Fuck is worng with you all?!?!?!? Maturbation is something private!!! Why the hell are you telling you're records? And you feel proud of them? Really... WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU? "Ooooh, look, I'm cool because I masturbate a lot"... masturbating isn't somethin that makes you cool...

PS: My record is 5 in less than 40 minutes :P

Response to Masturbation World Record 2011-06-07 12:34:58


I'm not sure whether to be impressed or really impressed.
That must hurt like fuck.


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Response to Masturbation World Record 2011-06-10 22:26:51


At 6/7/11 12:34 PM, atypop wrote: I'm not sure whether to be impressed or really impressed.
That must hurt like fuck.

Who made your sig?i want it


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Response to Masturbation World Record 2011-06-10 22:29:13


Relax, it was made in 2006.

Response to Masturbation World Record 2011-06-10 22:33:19


I wonder what the female world record is....?


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Response to Masturbation World Record 2011-06-10 22:39:55


At 6/10/11 10:33 PM, ModernPatriot wrote: I wonder what the female world record is....?

Someone said something like 100 times a day earlier.
I suggest reading the whole post.

Response to Masturbation World Record 2011-06-10 22:43:34


At 6/10/11 10:39 PM, JustALuckySOB wrote:
At 6/10/11 10:33 PM, ModernPatriot wrote: I wonder what the female world record is....?
Someone said something like 100 times a day earlier.
I suggest reading the whole post.

Ehhhhh, I rarely read an entire topic before posting.


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Response to Masturbation World Record 2011-06-10 22:47:41


i can barely do 2 in a day,my nuts hurt like crazy after the second time. max i've done in 24 hours is 4,2 in the mornin,2 at night.

it's not like this is going to get him laid,like people have said before in this post.


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Response to Masturbation World Record 2011-06-10 22:47:53


At 6/5/11 05:13 PM, Sensationalism wrote: I've gotten 36 orgasms in a 2 hour period.
Lol sucks to be a dude.

Wait.... Aren't you a dude?


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Response to Masturbation World Record 2011-06-10 23:06:02


At 6/10/11 10:47 PM, ModernPatriot wrote:
At 6/5/11 05:13 PM, Sensationalism wrote: I've gotten 36 orgasms in a 2 hour period.
Lol sucks to be a dude.
Wait.... Aren't you a dude?

its a she,she pretends to be a guy to keep away from suitors(flirters)


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Response to Masturbation World Record 2011-06-10 23:07:07


pretty sure i could beat that record.

but i don't think i want my name under that specific record in the record books.


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