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Masturbation World Record Jun. 5th, 2011 @ 06:08 AM Reply

http://necromanc.blogspot.com/2006/01/ma sturbation-world-record.html

WHAT THE FUCK. someone explain this bullshit. my records like 5 times. anyone can beat 5?

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Response to Masturbation World Record Jun. 5th, 2011 @ 06:13 AM Reply

"Masturbation for me is a way of life. I've been training for this day since I was 13 years old and I'm happy with my performance today".

When asked what his next world record achievement would be, Tudor Rosca said "My immediate goal is to get a bag of ice and some lotion on my penis to soothe the burning".

Lmao brilliant.


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Response to Masturbation World Record Jun. 5th, 2011 @ 06:15 AM Reply

At 6/5/11 06:13 AM, Gagsy wrote: "Masturbation for me is a way of life. I've been training for this day since I was 13 years old and I'm happy with my performance today".

Is that he wanted to do the world record from when he was 13, or that he just masturbated when he was 13 you think.

When asked what his next world record achievement would be, Tudor Rosca said "My immediate goal is to get a bag of ice and some lotion on my penis to soothe the burning".
Lmao brilliant.

He should go to his girlfriend and...oh right masturbation lolol.


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Response to Masturbation World Record Jun. 5th, 2011 @ 06:16 AM Reply

That sounds like it hurt pretty bad, I guess.


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Response to Masturbation World Record Jun. 5th, 2011 @ 06:17 AM Reply

That is pretty beast to get that many in a day... Most i could do is 4. After that it becomes a chore... an almost painful chore... But props to Tudor on the new world record. That dumb German could only do 27....

Also, read the comments on the blog. people are funny.


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Response to Masturbation World Record Jun. 5th, 2011 @ 06:18 AM Reply

My record is 16 times in 2 hours. Without any lotion. An option only available to the au natural, baby.

Ever heard of dick-tearing? Look it up. Worth it.

All the same, good on him, and a great acceptance speech.

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Response to Masturbation World Record Jun. 5th, 2011 @ 06:21 AM Reply

At 6/5/11 06:18 AM, Lintire wrote: My record is 16 times in 2 hours. Without any lotion. An option only available to the au natural, baby.

You should try to break his record then.


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Response to Masturbation World Record Jun. 5th, 2011 @ 08:08 AM Reply

What the fuck at my best I can do 5 per day but then it hurts like hell in my wrist.

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Response to Masturbation World Record Jun. 5th, 2011 @ 08:11 AM Reply

I once masturbated 9 or 10 times in one day. It burned like hell, and my wrist was sore.


Meh.

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Response to Masturbation World Record Jun. 5th, 2011 @ 08:25 AM Reply

At 6/5/11 08:11 AM, General-Idiot wrote: I once masturbated 9 or 10 times in one day. It burned like hell, and my wrist was sore.

It's never hurt when I masturbated, no matter how many times I did it.

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Response to Masturbation World Record Jun. 5th, 2011 @ 08:28 AM Reply

At 6/5/11 08:25 AM, 1916 wrote:
At 6/5/11 08:11 AM, General-Idiot wrote: I once masturbated 9 or 10 times in one day. It burned like hell, and my wrist was sore.
It's never hurt when I masturbated, no matter how many times I did it.

It usually doesn't for me either, but it did that time. I have no idea why.


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Response to Masturbation World Record Jun. 5th, 2011 @ 08:42 AM Reply

I like to fap.


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Response to Masturbation World Record Jun. 5th, 2011 @ 10:54 AM Reply

That's actually kind of sad.


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Response to Masturbation World Record Jun. 5th, 2011 @ 11:19 AM Reply

I max out at 6. This man has a lot of free time in his left hand and a very raw dick in the right hand.

assuming he's a righty.
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Response to Masturbation World Record Jun. 5th, 2011 @ 11:21 AM Reply

36 in a 24 hour period, that's all? What the hell?! I beat that record years ago.

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Response to Masturbation World Record Jun. 5th, 2011 @ 11:22 AM Reply

..the fuck? I'm done after 4.


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Response to Masturbation World Record Jun. 5th, 2011 @ 11:24 AM Reply

I'm like 21 so... I can do like 1 a day at most .__.


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Response to Masturbation World Record Jun. 5th, 2011 @ 11:32 AM Reply

wtf? That ain't a record.

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Response to Masturbation World Record Jun. 5th, 2011 @ 11:33 AM Reply

At 6/5/11 06:18 AM, Lintire wrote: My record is 16 times in 2 hours. Without any lotion. An option only available to the au natural, baby.
Ever heard of dick-tearing? Look it up. Worth it.
All the same, good on him, and a great acceptance speech.

Holy shit bro, mine is 9 and I bled through the tears!


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Response to Masturbation World Record Jun. 5th, 2011 @ 11:57 AM Reply

Hey guys i just found a picture of his arm.

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Response to Masturbation World Record Jun. 5th, 2011 @ 12:06 PM Reply

"This record was formerly held by German Student, Hans Blickstein who achieved 27 orgasms in a 24 hour period. Mr. Blickstein was not available for comment. "

This is the funniest part. Three cheers for the wanker; even after being bested you can tell he's still going at it strong.


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Response to Masturbation World Record Jun. 5th, 2011 @ 12:09 PM Reply

Back when I used to do it the most I had ever gotten in one night was 9 times and then 7 times a few weeks later.


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Response to Masturbation World Record Jun. 5th, 2011 @ 12:09 PM Reply

What a fucking loser. Hahahaha.

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Response to Masturbation World Record Jun. 5th, 2011 @ 12:10 PM Reply

ha i get like 500 nightly


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Response to Masturbation World Record Jun. 5th, 2011 @ 12:10 PM Reply

Seriously, I think I can beat that.


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Response to Masturbation World Record Jun. 5th, 2011 @ 12:27 PM Reply

36? In 24 hours?...

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Response to Masturbation World Record Jun. 5th, 2011 @ 12:29 PM Reply

I still can't make my wee wee get up :c


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Response to Masturbation World Record Jun. 5th, 2011 @ 12:32 PM Reply

You people have records? :P

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Response to Masturbation World Record Jun. 5th, 2011 @ 12:33 PM Reply

This man is a hero.


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Response to Masturbation World Record Jun. 5th, 2011 @ 12:44 PM Reply

The most I have ever done was like five.


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