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Level Icon + Fight Jun. 4th, 2011 @ 10:49 PM Reply

You are enjoying a strong drink in the big city

While sitting in a bar a drunk fool stumbles in and acts violent towards everyone. You step in telling him to leave and he challenges you to a fight. You accept the offer, but he has three other drunk friends backing him up in the parking lot. He punches you in the face and pushes you outside so you can battle. There you are, sitting with only a beerand your level icon.

What do you do?


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Response to Level Icon + Fight Jun. 4th, 2011 @ 10:50 PM Reply

Fuck... fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck!


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Response to Level Icon + Fight Jun. 4th, 2011 @ 10:50 PM Reply

Curl up into a ball and cry as they kick me around, then drag myself home and curl up on the bed in the foetal position.

Why do you ask?

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Response to Level Icon + Fight Jun. 4th, 2011 @ 10:50 PM Reply

i punch him and then break a wall or something

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Response to Level Icon + Fight Jun. 4th, 2011 @ 10:51 PM Reply

I don't drink, so throw the bottle of beer at them to distract them and slash 'em up with my trust razor, fighting them sober.


The Saiyans are a true ham and cheese sandwich, DON'T UNDERESTOMATO!

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Response to Level Icon + Fight Jun. 4th, 2011 @ 10:51 PM Reply

Kindly ask the gentlemen if we could work this out.

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Response to Level Icon + Fight Jun. 4th, 2011 @ 10:51 PM Reply

Time to knock a person out.


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Response to Level Icon + Fight Jun. 4th, 2011 @ 10:51 PM Reply

I'm a pacifist and this offends me.


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Response to Level Icon + Fight Jun. 4th, 2011 @ 10:51 PM Reply

Drink the beer, smash the bottle, then uppercut him and cut his friends' throats.


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Response to Level Icon + Fight Jun. 4th, 2011 @ 10:52 PM Reply

What use is a level icon? Can't I just ignore them and order more beer?

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Response to Level Icon + Fight Jun. 4th, 2011 @ 10:52 PM Reply

I dice that motherfucker up.


Ignore this signature.

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Response to Level Icon + Fight Jun. 4th, 2011 @ 10:53 PM Reply

idea! give them the beer as a sign of peace, PROBLEM SOLVED.

if that doesnt work, i stand and fight.

looks at icon

better than nothing.


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Response to Level Icon + Fight Jun. 4th, 2011 @ 10:54 PM Reply

Considering its just an icon... I run!

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Response to Level Icon + Fight Jun. 4th, 2011 @ 10:55 PM Reply

I'd be cool with that.

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Response to Level Icon + Fight Jun. 4th, 2011 @ 10:56 PM Reply

i'd use my black magic throwing stars and since the drunks then turn into zombies i order them to kill everyone who has ever made an iteration of this thread


you talk a good one but u dont do what your supposed to do

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Response to Level Icon + Fight Jun. 4th, 2011 @ 10:57 PM Reply

I don't know what the hell I'd do with two fingers. Maybe poke them in the eyes, then run like a bitch.


"Would you kindly..."

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Response to Level Icon + Fight Jun. 4th, 2011 @ 10:58 PM Reply

respect the sixth commandment written by moses as demanded by the lord thy god and ask him to spare a moment for jesus christ. then i'll read some versus from malachi

Behold, I will corrupt your seed, and spread dung on your faces, even the dung of your solemn feasts; and one shall take you away with it.(Malachi 2:3)


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Response to Level Icon + Fight Jun. 4th, 2011 @ 10:58 PM Reply

Indiania jones or castlevania skills would be required.


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Response to Level Icon + Fight Jun. 4th, 2011 @ 11:01 PM Reply

shove it up their butts!


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Response to Level Icon + Fight Jun. 4th, 2011 @ 11:04 PM Reply

I think I'd be fine. I just hope the nails don't get stuck in them.


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Response to Level Icon + Fight Jun. 4th, 2011 @ 11:05 PM Reply

Ask them to leave.

be a gentleman

Can you feel it mister Krabs?

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Response to Level Icon + Fight Jun. 4th, 2011 @ 11:06 PM Reply

At 6/4/11 11:01 PM, 3dog14 wrote: shove it up their butts!

that's pretty gay dude


The Saiyans are a true ham and cheese sandwich, DON'T UNDERESTOMATO!

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Response to Level Icon + Fight Jun. 4th, 2011 @ 11:06 PM Reply

THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!!!


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Response to Level Icon + Fight Jun. 4th, 2011 @ 11:09 PM Reply

Go ninja style on his ass with my 'chucks!


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Response to Level Icon + Fight Jun. 4th, 2011 @ 11:12 PM Reply

At 6/4/11 10:52 PM, Little-Rena wrote: What use is a level icon? Can't I just ignore them and order more beer?

Level icons are dangerous. The edges are really sharp. If you're not careful you could like, cut yourself or something.

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Response to Level Icon + Fight Jun. 4th, 2011 @ 11:48 PM Reply

Throw the bber bottel in one guys face, break the next attackers noes with my brass knuckles. Take a brokecn piece of glass and thow it in the last guys eye then crack his rib cage with the brass knucles.

Then i'd finish the next guy with a punch to the jugular twist his arm and crack his elbow with the brass knucles.

Then finally back to the face full of beer shards take his head slam it into the ground then kick him back in the air making him flip 360 face up on the ground and then punch him in the face with my brass until he looses consciousness then give my one liner to the bartender: "Get the ambulance to clean up this trash will ya?"

Then I walk off in the sunset.


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Response to Level Icon + Fight Jun. 4th, 2011 @ 11:50 PM Reply

So, I suppose I can just strangle him. What would these chains be useful for to attack him besides strangling?


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=_=' (Classic...)

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Response to Level Icon + Fight Jun. 5th, 2011 @ 12:18 AM Reply

With my icon I´m going to go kinky bondage on their asses, and force them to bring me another beer!


Alucard > Edward

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Response to Level Icon + Fight Jun. 5th, 2011 @ 12:20 AM Reply

I'd take one big swing towards his head then as he lay there either dead or in a coma I would see what body parts of his I could flatten.


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Response to Level Icon + Fight Jun. 5th, 2011 @ 12:23 AM Reply

cave their skulls in