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neobyte1

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A topic about shit 2011-06-04 13:15:14 Reply

I have had this diarrhea about 3weeks now. I think it's because i drink beer everyday.

But today i had my first solid shit in weeks so i think im healthy now. I think this is because i have been drinking vodka recently. I have heard rumors that diarrhea can kill ppl. But that shit didn't kill me so is it really that dangerous?

I don't actually even care do i have diarrhea or not, it is not causing any harm to my everyday life but having a diarrhea for 3weeks is not normal, right? It is only burning my ass a bit, nothing else.

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Response to A topic about shit 2011-06-04 13:16:08 Reply

Sir, do you get enough fiber?

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Response to A topic about shit 2011-06-04 13:18:05 Reply

TOILET

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Response to A topic about shit 2011-06-04 13:19:42 Reply

At 6/4/11 01:16 PM, Laughingbox wrote: Sir, do you get enough fiber?

This.

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Response to A topic about shit 2011-06-04 13:21:28 Reply

Where could i get these fibers? I mean, i only eat pizza and kebab and im not even fat.

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Response to A topic about shit 2011-06-04 13:21:55 Reply

Diarrhea can kill people due to it wasting water from the body and dehydrating people...it doesn't really kill people outside third world countries...

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Response to A topic about shit 2011-06-04 13:22:43 Reply

Drink more water to replace your fluids, and eat some fiber man.

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Response to A topic about shit 2011-06-04 13:23:09 Reply

At 6/4/11 01:21 PM, neobyte1 wrote: Where could i get these fibers? I mean, i only eat pizza and kebab and im not even fat.

Dude, pay some attention ever in school?
Rice bread easiest of the 2 to get loads from. Eat bread regually or rice meals quite regually won't have any real problem.

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Response to A topic about shit 2011-06-04 16:15:55 Reply

At 6/4/11 01:23 PM, Ragnarokia wrote:
At 6/4/11 01:21 PM, neobyte1 wrote: Where could i get these fibers? I mean, i only eat pizza and kebab and im not even fat.
Dude, pay some attention ever in school?
Rice bread easiest of the 2 to get loads from. Eat bread regually or rice meals quite regually won't have any real problem.

I haven't been in school in 4years so i don't really know that stuff
So i should cook some rice instead of drinking beer? Sounds lame.

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