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Why do I have to stare at asses? 2011-06-04 10:50:01 Reply

I mean all my friends at school always stare at girls asses and they keep calling me gay because I don't even look. But when I do all I see is an ass. Just this round thing moving up and down. and for some reason all my friends treat it like it's the best thing ever. It's like a lump, just this fucking lump on the back of some person. same thing with boobs to, I mean it's like a tumor. just these 2 fucking tumors just hanging there.

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Response to Why do I have to stare at asses? 2011-06-04 10:51:20 Reply

So, you can´t enjoy the true beauty of the bottom of a fine woman?


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Response to Why do I have to stare at asses? 2011-06-04 10:52:15 Reply

At 6/4/11 10:51 AM, Jow279 wrote: you just called boobs a tumor?
great tumor that is.

but what's so great about them?

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Response to Why do I have to stare at asses? 2011-06-04 10:52:40 Reply

So you're gay. No biggy, just let your friends know.


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Response to Why do I have to stare at asses? 2011-06-04 10:53:45 Reply

At 6/4/11 10:52 AM, PIED3 wrote: So you're gay. No biggy, just let your friends know.

No, No i'm not i don't like dicks.

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Response to Why do I have to stare at asses? 2011-06-04 10:55:13 Reply

uuugggghhh u r gay

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Response to Why do I have to stare at asses? 2011-06-04 10:56:35 Reply

At 6/4/11 10:52 AM, CoccaineCat wrote: but what's so great about them?

Is it possible that you are asexual? Just wondering.


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Response to Why do I have to stare at asses? 2011-06-04 10:57:10 Reply

At 6/4/11 10:52 AM, CoccaineCat wrote:
At 6/4/11 10:51 AM, Jow279 wrote: you just called boobs a tumor?
great tumor that is.
but what's so great about them?

They're just great. That's the way it is. What makes anything about a woman great?

sammiches lololololol
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Response to Why do I have to stare at asses? 2011-06-04 10:59:17 Reply

Don't worry, you'll understand when you're older.

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Response to Why do I have to stare at asses? 2011-06-04 10:59:22 Reply

omg ur gay man


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Response to Why do I have to stare at asses? 2011-06-04 11:00:07 Reply

At 6/4/11 10:59 AM, Syztm wrote: omg ur gay man

Said the fab.


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Response to Why do I have to stare at asses? 2011-06-04 11:05:44 Reply

You don't need to think about what it is or why its there. Just enjoy the sight.

Why do I have to stare at asses?


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Response to Why do I have to stare at asses? 2011-06-04 11:12:25 Reply

you must do well with the ladies

nice tumors you have there


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Response to Why do I have to stare at asses? 2011-06-04 11:15:47 Reply

Well, what do you like then, hands, feet, legs? Well all like different things.

But if you can't think of anything you like...

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Response to Why do I have to stare at asses? 2011-06-04 11:24:04 Reply

If you're not interested in boobs then you might be gay.


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Response to Why do I have to stare at asses? 2011-06-04 11:39:30 Reply

At 6/4/11 11:12 AM, STEM wrote: you must do well with the ladies

nice tumors you have there

damn gurl you look benign today ;)

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Response to Why do I have to stare at asses? 2011-06-04 12:40:25 Reply

dude maybe you need to get an ass-erectomy and a boobatitis because girls asses and boobs are great and you should check them out

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Response to Why do I have to stare at asses? 2011-06-04 12:42:12 Reply

If it's not your cup o' tea it's not your cup o' tea. Be that as it may just because you see no significance doesn't mean their isn't any.

Ass/hips usually signal to a male that a woman is capable of bearing a child, hence why men instinctively find it attractive.

Boobs do a similar thing.


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Response to Why do I have to stare at asses? 2011-06-04 12:45:03 Reply

Here's one fine ASS for you to check out. Dont spank too hard over it.

Why do I have to stare at asses?

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Response to Why do I have to stare at asses? 2011-06-04 12:48:49 Reply

It's not the ass or breasts themselves, but the curves that they create, especially with a fairly fit body. The natural curves of a women's body are very beautiful.


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Response to Why do I have to stare at asses? 2011-06-04 12:51:47 Reply

At 6/4/11 11:00 AM, POTaTOS wrote:
At 6/4/11 10:59 AM, Syztm wrote: omg ur gay man
Said the fab.

You lost all my respect there.

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Response to Why do I have to stare at asses? 2011-06-04 13:43:36 Reply

yo you might be asexual because asses and tits are supposed to turn you on and if dude ass and cock doesn't then waht the fuck hahahah. UNless you're in like the 4th grade and your friends just think theyre cool and shit. wait girls in the 4th grade have no tits NONG!!!


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Response to Why do I have to stare at asses? 2011-06-04 13:49:29 Reply

Did you just compared tits with a tumor?


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Response to Why do I have to stare at asses? 2011-06-04 13:50:02 Reply

At 6/4/11 11:00 AM, POTaTOS wrote:
At 6/4/11 10:59 AM, Syztm wrote: omg ur gay man
Said the fab.

You son of a bitch.

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Response to Why do I have to stare at asses? 2011-06-04 13:51:31 Reply

It's a basic evolutionary sign for how well she would carry your offspring.

Oh, and you're gay.


you talk a good one but u dont do what your supposed to do

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Response to Why do I have to stare at asses? 2011-06-04 13:56:49 Reply

Its okay if you are gay, we don't judge here.


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Response to Why do I have to stare at asses? 2011-06-04 14:03:31 Reply

as long as you dont like cocks. but still why wouldnt you like asses man. theyre great for touching.


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Response to Why do I have to stare at asses? 2011-06-04 14:18:57 Reply

At 6/4/11 01:56 PM, Shnam wrote: Its okay if you are gay, we don't judge here.

yeah we dont. just come ou the closet or state you have no sexual preferences whatsoever BONG!


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Response to Why do I have to stare at asses? 2011-06-04 14:27:48 Reply

Even if you look at it, why do you need to look at it again? You know it's shape, you could just imagine it again on someone's else body.


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Response to Why do I have to stare at asses? 2011-06-04 14:38:53 Reply

One day hair will start growing in strange places, and you will understand


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