ask me for girl advice...

[Khris]

i wanna help newgrounders out with there love lifes, so if you have some issues with the ladies come just ask

[GamesArmor]

My hand seems depressed nowadays, what do?

[Khris]

At 6/1/11 08:50 PM, Piss wrote: Dude this girl was a total bitch!

dump her ass

neeeeext!

[Mrmongooseman]

My lady told me she has a penis.

[Khris]

At 6/1/11 08:51 PM, GamesArmor wrote: My hand seems depressed nowadays, what do?

leave it for your other one

[maxninja234]

How do I ask a girl how often she masturbates withought getting my face ripped off?

[GamesArmor]

At 6/1/11 08:52 PM, K111 wrote:

At 6/1/11 08:51 PM, GamesArmor wrote: My hand seems depressed nowadays, what do?

leave it for your other one

but I left that one too before I hooked up with Miss Lefty and now both are pretty pissed.

[KittehAnims]

who do girls slap me when i touch their bums...

[Khris]

Mrmongooseman

tap that until there is nothing left to tap

maxninja234

ask her what colour her dildo is, or what hand she uses

GamesArmor

use your feet

KittehAnims

because real men slap them on the ass

[Aigis]

How do I females?

[ifureadthisdie]

At 6/1/11 09:02 PM, Aigis wrote: How do I females?

Should i feel ashamed that i was laughing hysterically at this?

[Boss]

I'm excessively apprehensive around girls, especially ones I like and if I have the slightest feeling they do not want to talk to me I will keep myself from talking to them out of fear of coming off as socially awkward or inept and in the process of doing this I make myself socially awkward and inept.

[Manly-Chicken]

I have been secretly drugging this girl for the last few months, and she's beginning to build a resistance to chloroform. Any suggestions for a stronger drug?

[Khris]

Aigis

with your penis

ifureadthisdie

no, cuz i did aswell

Boss

i had the same problem to when i was younger, as cliche as it is just be yourself, and trust me, the best girls love socially awkward guys

Manly-Chicken

roofies is always a good option

[Genocide]

been with girl for two years almost three

she won't let me give her some anal sexing

tell me how do anal

[cheese-man]

At 6/1/11 09:41 PM, Genocide wrote: been with girl for two years almost three

she won't let me give her some anal sexing

tell me how do anal

SHES THREE?

[Khris]

At 6/1/11 09:41 PM, Genocide wrote: been with girl for two years almost three

she won't let me give her some anal sexing

tell me how do anal

i believe i mentioned roofies earlier?