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There ain't no controller 2011-06-01 14:23:10 Reply

like a Sega Saturn controller.

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Response to There ain't no controller 2011-06-01 14:33:19 Reply

Xbox controller

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Response to There ain't no controller 2011-06-01 14:39:10 Reply

At 6/1/11 02:33 PM, SineRider wrote: Xbox controller

Sorry, can hear you with your fat ass controller in the way. Tell it to lose some weight.

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Response to There ain't no controller 2011-06-01 14:41:56 Reply

At 6/1/11 02:39 PM, SpiderTaco wrote:
At 6/1/11 02:33 PM, SineRider wrote: Xbox controller
Sorry, can hear you with your fat ass controller in the way. Tell it to lose some weight.

Oh shit son you did NOT just say that.


Prepare for unforeseen consequences.

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Response to There ain't no controller 2011-06-01 14:46:05 Reply

There are way too many buttons on that Genesis controller.


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Response to There ain't no controller 2011-06-01 15:06:15 Reply

O hai thar

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Response to There ain't no controller 2011-06-01 15:14:29 Reply

Gamecube has the best controller of all time. All the buttons are easy to reach and it feels nice in your hands.

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Response to There ain't no controller 2011-06-01 15:21:31 Reply

At 6/1/11 03:06 PM, POTaTOS wrote: O hai thar

only for the bro player.


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Response to There ain't no controller 2011-06-01 15:34:31 Reply

But what if you need to make a phone call?

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Response to There ain't no controller 2011-06-01 15:38:51 Reply

The Dual Shock puts every other controller to shame.

Just saying

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Response to There ain't no controller 2011-06-01 15:54:06 Reply

At 6/1/11 03:38 PM, Quinny wrote: The Dual Shock puts every other controller to shame.

Yeah no.

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Response to There ain't no controller 2011-06-01 16:07:17 Reply

I like the PS2 controllers the most. They were black like PS3 but they didn't have though stupid R2 and L2 buttons. They were flat like Xbox360's. There good from racing game but i never play racing games.


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Response to There ain't no controller 2011-06-01 16:11:14 Reply

At 6/1/11 03:54 PM, Blaze-Heatnix wrote:
At 6/1/11 03:38 PM, Quinny wrote: The Dual Shock puts every other controller to shame.
Yeah no.

Sorry, we prefer Dpads that are actually USEFULL and register motions properly


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Response to There ain't no controller 2011-06-01 16:16:48 Reply

Fuck all you homos

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Response to There ain't no controller 2011-06-01 16:17:21 Reply

At 6/1/11 04:11 PM, dmansland wrote:
At 6/1/11 03:54 PM, Blaze-Heatnix wrote:
At 6/1/11 03:38 PM, Quinny wrote: The Dual Shock puts every other controller to shame.
Yeah no.
Sorry, we prefer Dpads that are actually USEFULL and register motions properly

As if any console games frequently use the D-pad (excluding fighter).

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Response to There ain't no controller 2011-06-01 16:29:25 Reply

Actually, this controller for the Genesis/Megadrive is EXACTLY like that controller

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Response to There ain't no controller 2011-06-01 16:32:51 Reply

At 6/1/11 02:39 PM, SpiderTaco wrote: Sorry, can hear you with your fat ass controller in the way. Tell it to lose some weight.

Yes sir!

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That was a great post. Right Zach?

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Response to There ain't no controller 2011-06-01 16:34:08 Reply

Y'all are dumb.

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Response to There ain't no controller 2011-06-01 16:37:24 Reply

Old school bitches!

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Response to There ain't no controller 2011-06-01 16:38:28 Reply

At 6/1/11 03:06 PM, POTaTOS wrote: O hai thar

Sorry, I don't have 3 hands. Even if I did I'd be too busy masturbating while using the Saturn controller to touch that dated piece of fuck.

At 6/1/11 03:14 PM, kiljoy96 wrote: Gamecube has the best controller of all time. All the buttons are easy to reach and it feels nice in your hands.

Why does the D pad suck?
Why is there only one shoulder button?
Why are the sticks total ass?
Why is there no select button?
Why don't the sticks click?
What moron came up with the button layout?

At 6/1/11 03:54 PM, Blaze-Heatnix wrote:
At 6/1/11 03:38 PM, Quinny wrote: The Dual Shock puts every other controller to shame.
Yeah no.

Why in the fuck are the start & select buttons way up there?

Besides, the Saturn's D pad beats any other D pad. Fact.

At 6/1/11 04:29 PM, slimt2100 wrote: Actually, this controller for the Genesis/Megadrive is EXACTLY like that controller

Except for the fact that it feels like total shit compared to the Saturn's

Have you guys even used this beast before?

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Response to There ain't no controller 2011-06-01 16:38:41 Reply

At 6/1/11 04:17 PM, ImaSmartass2 wrote: As if any console games frequently use the D-pad (excluding fighter).

Don't navigate menus much eh?


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Response to There ain't no controller 2011-06-01 16:38:52 Reply

At 6/1/11 04:16 PM, Jackho wrote: Fuck all you homos

^Agrees with classic pro :) . In with the classic, in with the pro :)

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Response to There ain't no controller 2011-06-01 16:39:54 Reply

At 6/1/11 04:38 PM, Panzerknacker wrote:
At 6/1/11 04:17 PM, ImaSmartass2 wrote: As if any console games frequently use the D-pad (excluding fighter).
Don't navigate menus much eh?

Thumb-stick Brah.

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Response to There ain't no controller 2011-06-01 16:45:59 Reply

At 6/1/11 04:34 PM, KeithHybrid wrote: Y'all are dumb.

That thing is big enough to house a small family.

All they did was take the Saturn 3D controller, make the stick a slippery piece of fuck, get rid of the C and Z buttons, carve a hole the size of china in the top, put the wire in an awkward place and last but not least take the greatest D pad ever make and fuck it up so badly that it's not even physically possible.

And people wonder why Sega went down the hole.
Shitty decisions, shitty decisions everywhere.

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Response to There ain't no controller 2011-06-01 16:54:58 Reply

At 6/1/11 04:45 PM, SpiderTaco wrote: carve a hole the size of china in the top

There's actually a good reason for that.

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Response to There ain't no controller 2011-06-01 16:57:24 Reply

At 6/1/11 04:54 PM, KeithHybrid wrote:
At 6/1/11 04:45 PM, SpiderTaco wrote: carve a hole the size of china in the top
There's actually a good reason for that.

Yeah, no it doesn't.
That bitch drains batteries faster than a Game Gear. About as useful as one too.

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Response to There ain't no controller 2011-06-01 16:58:11 Reply

Yeah, what?

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Response to There ain't no controller 2011-06-01 17:28:41 Reply

Somebody had to post it.

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Response to There ain't no controller 2011-06-01 17:46:06 Reply

At 6/1/11 04:38 PM, SpiderTaco wrote: Why in the fuck are the start & select buttons way up there?

I couldn't find a good photo of the one I use, the GOOD one, the elite version, with the start and select buttons in the right place.

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Response to There ain't no controller 2011-06-01 17:51:15 Reply

At 6/1/11 04:17 PM, ImaSmartass2 wrote:
As if any console games frequently use the D-pad (excluding fighter).

Not a valid excuse, the controller should be built well all around, no matter how much a certain button is or isn't used.


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