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I've been looking for someone to draw something for me for an eternity. I will call it :

King of the Walruses

You see an army of Walruses, who all wear clothes resembling the nazi germany military outfit during WW2, but with a mustache instead of a Swastika. On where hitler shoudl stand, you see Jamie Hyneman (Mythbuster) with Murderface (Metalocalipse) acting as a advisor

At 6/18/11 07:47 AM, SirKillington wrote:

At 6/18/11 03:27 AM, Spilda-Bongwata wrote: You should draw a jacked dinosaur crushing a Mack truck under his foot.

RRRRAAAWWWWRRRR!!!!!

Great definition. You're great with sketches.

Here's another if you're up for it. Draw Henry Ford, Teddy Roosevelt and John D. Rockefeller gathered around an empty grave with "The People" inscribed on it. Get creative with this one, maybe one of the three can be flicking ashes while the others smear feces on the gravestone.

At 6/17/11 05:13 AM, SirKillington wrote:

At 6/17/11 04:26 AM, Sevkat wrote: Draw me a Jew stashing away his Jew gold.

Well, at least he has a back up plan.

Hahaha!
Now draw him dying in Auschwitz, bro.

Draw michael jackson attatched to a ceiling fan by his dick and while he is spinning, he is shitting and it is all over the wall. Then draw Billy Mays looking really excited with his mouth open, catching the shit in it, while giving a thumbs up.

Draw me and Snuff fighting with our level icons please!

At 6/18/11 06:30 AM, OMGhaxedlol wrote: Me getting a cuddle from Tsuzurao

Picture is her outfit + what she looks like

I don't know if your really cuddling :O

At 6/18/11 08:16 AM, ReGenesis04 wrote: Another request sir, Can you draw Chuck norris and mr.T fighting with zombies.

Mr. T was contacted moments after putting on his shoes to be notified of the cancellation of his request to help as Chuck Norris already fixed the problem. A dark shadow came over Mr. T as he realized he was the Fool.

landscape...10 mins

At 6/18/11 08:39 PM, SirKillington wrote:

Mr. T was contacted moments after putting on his shoes to be notified of the cancellation of his request to help as Chuck Norris already fixed the problem. A dark shadow came over Mr. T as he realized he was the Fool.

I love you man.

At 6/18/11 08:57 AM, Corpus-Delicti wrote: 2 Drunk Russians fighting on the moon!

Thats right, Russioans can breath in outer space.

Oh, I almost forgot. Can you draw Black norris fighting with chuck norris

Draw a man with a giant pair of nail-clippers attempting to trim a raging T-Rex's claw's.

At 6/18/11 09:20 AM, slayer1029 wrote:

At 6/18/11 09:12 AM, SirKillington wrote: I gotta get some sleep folks, I'll be back on later and finish the ones I didn't get to today. Take her easy!

When you return could you draw Lil Wayne getting disemboweled by a kangaroo?

He should of read the sign, "Don't taunt the Kangaroos, they'll fuck you up!"

At 6/18/11 10:25 AM, TheHumanNugget wrote: Could i have a pic with tricky from madness [the zombie version] shooting me in the head?

Five second rule!

Drawwww.. a skater getting nutted (hitting his balls) on a rail

At 6/18/11 12:49 PM, coleknows wrote: i think i would like a picture of hank from madness inside a military base. And everyone in the base shits there pants when they see him (well not literally.....well actually one of the guys does shits his pants)

They are all trying to run away in fear too. There can be at least, mmm, about 5-8 soldiers in the picture. A bonus too, hide nyan cat in the pic cuz i like finding little easter eggs here and there :3

Nyan cat is in there, I hope you can find him :D Tried to keep it as close to the artists style.

At 6/18/11 02:37 PM, SoggyBread wrote: A request from my friend: an angry pirate resembling the Pittsburgh Pirate logo.

Yarr, there be treasure in yer undergarments.

At 6/18/11 10:48 PM, SirKillington wrote:

At 6/18/11 12:49 PM, coleknows wrote: i think i would like a picture of hank from madness inside a military base. And everyone in the base shits there pants when they see him (well not literally.....well actually one of the guys does shits his pants)

They are all trying to run away in fear too. There can be at least, mmm, about 5-8 soldiers in the picture. A bonus too, hide nyan cat in the pic cuz i like finding little easter eggs here and there :3

Nyan cat is in there, I hope you can find him :D Tried to keep it as close to the artists style.

I think i saw em in the little corner but im not sure.

Nice job as usual man. You really are good at whipping these up. I think i have one more request then ill let ya loose cuz i know you got way more requests and i dont think me constantly adding (or do you not mind?) would make you feel happy.

It is a picture i have always wanted to try creating ever since i learned about the great deppresion in history. So i want a picture of a forest fire (representing the deppresion) and herbert hoover standing in front of it while squrting a squirt gun at it. Then, you can see a fire truck coming up behind (representing the new deal) with FDR (franklin delano roosvelt) in it with a disappointed face.

Think ya can handle it?

Draw my dad and I playing Mario Kart on the SNES together.

At 6/18/11 02:56 PM, LoadeDeagle wrote: Please draw me a picture of a dinosaur that holds a RPG and rides a flying shark in space. Also, make sure to include a robot cowboy in there.

Sorry everyone, I had to eat and fuck around, but anyway, here we go!

Draw drunk Batman (The Adam West Batman) and scared sober Robin taking the Batmobile out for a joyride and running people over.

At 6/18/11 03:13 PM, Can-head wrote:

You see an army of Walruses, who all wear clothes resembling the nazi germany military outfit during WW2, but with a mustache instead of a Swastika. On where hitler shoudl stand, you see Jamie Hyneman (Mythbuster) with Murderface (Metalocalipse) acting as a advisor

All hale the Furer Jaime Hyneman!.......... Meh, I want a samich.

At 6/18/11 03:43 PM, Spilda-Bongwata wrote:

Here's another if you're up for it. Draw Henry Ford, Teddy Roosevelt and John D. Rockefeller gathered around an empty grave with "The People" inscribed on it. Get creative with this one, maybe one of the three can be flicking ashes while the others smear feces on the gravestone.

I'm not really a political cartoonist, so this is what I got for ya.

At 6/18/11 02:56 AM, SirKillington wrote:

At 6/17/11 10:49 PM, johnnyshroom221 wrote: You should draw Fernando the squid hunting manwhore doing an epic battle with the crab-clawed walrusman that can shoot lasers!

Who would defile a gentle walrus?

YES!

YES!

Thanks dude! Sorry it tool so long to respond.

At 6/18/11 03:49 PM, Sevkat wrote:

Now draw him dying in Auschwitz, bro.

If only he knew.

How about a bunch of sharks in a boardroom meeting discussing something fishy. Ties and note taking would be awesome.

Draw the Beatles at Shea Stadium with a whole buncha screaming girls. Have the Beatles scream out "SHUT THE HELL UP, YOU CAN'T HEAR WHAT WE ARE PLAYING, AND WE CAN'T HEAR IT EITHER" And draw a girl throwing her knickers at Ringo

At 6/18/11 06:13 PM, full-metal-albatross wrote: Draw michael jackson attatched to a ceiling fan by his dick and while he is spinning, he is shitting and it is all over the wall. Then draw Billy Mays looking really excited with his mouth open, catching the shit in it, while giving a thumbs up.

Jackson...........Mays.............. New sexual horizons.

At 6/18/11 06:42 PM, Dromedary wrote: Draw me and Snuff fighting with our level icons please!

A duel for the ages!

At 6/18/11 09:32 PM, ReGenesis04 wrote: Oh, I almost forgot. Can you draw Black norris fighting with chuck norris

Chuck Norris invented the concept of fear when he killed his counter part, Black Norris. Once a year, he goes back to the grave site just to keep him in check.