Everyone who disagrees is a troll

[FUNKbrs]

A lot of you out there are uncertain about your lives; being limited by your own experiences, you realize that the world is very large and contains more information than any one person could ever master. Obviously this is a very unsettling feeling.

However, I have learned a secret:

Any assumption you make about life is actually correct, and you have a hidden wellspring of unlimited wisdom within you! For you see, everyone who disagrees with you is actually someone just trolling for the lulz.

Oh sure, "In Real Life" we are often confused about things, and many times our ignorance leads to shameful and sometimes even painful realizations. However, these realizations can be mitigated by a simple truth:

You never have to get off the internet.

So rest assured, NGers. You are never actually wrong; people are just trolling you.

especially about God. He's totally real, exactly like they say in church. Everything will be ok. Because universal statements are always true; I learned that in logic class.

[MultiCanimefan]

Finally I have closure!

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I disagree with everything you just said.

[Makakaov]

Man, how old are you, seriously?

You seem to discover a world all over again like you did when you were 8 or 9 or 10 or 11 or 12 or now, and by the way share with us your thoughts.

I would not state this just because of this thread. But it's not your first thread like that.

Some time beafore you stated that love is just an imaginary thing, and everyone but you are fooled and think it's a real thing.

Beafore you made some other thread, and other I can't really mention now.

Seriously, I'm not trying to offend you by this, but you're different. It's okay, you may be different, but your assumptions are wrong. Even from the neutral point of view. Somebody might believe in your theories, and pass them on without a proper base knowledge about what he's saying, because that's just what he read on an internet forum, and it made sense to him, because he didn't understood it, and therefore regarded it as something superior to his mind, something genious.

And then it wouldn't be okay at all. It'd be irritating like all those religious people out there who have no idea what they're talking about.

[unowned]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VawhGe79 Emw

"troll" has a clear definition, clear enough that it is used properly by most people

[Gagsy]

For once I agree with you.

Not everyone who disagrees with your view is 'trolling'. My god.

[Banziafy]

I disagree. I'm trolling for the 'lulz'

[FUNKbrs]

At 5/25/11 02:59 PM, Makakaov wrote: Man, how old are you, seriously?

29.

Yep.

Done a lot of cool shit, too. You ever see a man crucified? He was half dead by they time they got him on the cross, and he was literally spraying blood out of his arm.

He honestly did it because he believed in love. Look up the name; Tony Myers. The building stank like blood for weeks afterward. Yes, if you look, there is video. Keywords: Rally Point, Sex and Violence.

I would not state this just because of this thread. But it's not your first thread like that.

It's a theme.

Some time beafore you stated that love is just an imaginary thing, and everyone but you are fooled and think it's a real thing.

No, the people who are not fooled have been stigmatized into not talking about it.

Why do old women cry at weddings? BECAUSE THEY FUCKING KNOW, THAT'S WHY.

I used to run sound at weddings at Egypt Baptist Church (oldest in TN, YEE HAW!) and I learned a lot about love. And God. They have a lot in common. For example, the traditional forms of either one of those things does not in fact exist.

Seriously, I'm not trying to offend you by this, but you're different. It's okay, you may be different, but your assumptions are wrong. Even from the neutral point of view. Somebody might believe in your theories, and pass them on without a proper base knowledge about what he's saying, because that's just what he read on an internet forum, and it made sense to him, because he didn't understood it, and therefore regarded it as something superior to his mind, something genious.

I've actually been working these ideas up for years. I didn't start believing or living this way in the beginning; it took debate after debate before I realized that as fucked up as it all sounds, it makes perfect sense once you quit trying to consolidate tradition with it.

I have to tell you, though, once I DID start living these concepts, the world opened up to me like a flower.

Most of it actually started with a study of cuteness, what makes something cute, and what the purpose of being cute is.

And then it wouldn't be okay at all. It'd be irritating like all those religious people out there who have no idea what they're talking about.

Did it never occur to you that maybe they do? That maybe there IS a justification for why religion has dominated mankind for thousands of years?

[Suprememessage]

Haha, so anyone who disagrees with Obama being a terrible president who is ruining our economy is a troll! HAHA, IT HAS COME FULL CIRCLE.

Damnit, if it has come full circle that means I am right back where I began.

[AnalPenguinFarming]

At 5/25/11 04:07 PM, FUNKbrs wrote: Done a lot of cool shit, too. You ever see a man crucified? He was half dead by they time they got him on the cross, and he was literally spraying blood out of his arm.

He honestly did it because he believed in love. Look up the name; Tony Myers. The building stank like blood for weeks afterward. Yes, if you look, there is video. Keywords: Rally Point, Sex and Violence.

I looked up all of these keywords and found nothing related. Maybe I didn't do a thorough enough internet search, but since I couldn't find it in 3-4 searches, you must be trolling.

[DiseasedAfrican]

At 5/25/11 02:39 PM, FUNKbrs wrote: Any assumption you make about life is actually correct

So, I can fly if I exercise my arms enough?

[FUNKbrs]

At 5/25/11 04:33 PM, DiseasedAfrican wrote:

At 5/25/11 02:39 PM, FUNKbrs wrote: Any assumption you make about life is actually correct

So, I can fly if I exercise my arms enough?

Sure, as long as you're not trying to do it IRL. Then you'll also need a magnet.

[Makakaov]

At 5/25/11 04:07 PM, FUNKbrs wrote: Done a lot of cool shit, too. You ever see a man crucified? He was half dead by they time they got him on the cross, and he was literally spraying blood out of his arm.

He honestly did it because he believed in love. Look up the name; Tony Myers. The building stank like blood for weeks afterward. Yes, if you look, there is video. Keywords: Rally Point, Sex and Violence.

I seriously don't understand how does this releate to anything I stated. If you meant that Jesus died on the cross because he believed in love, then you're wrong, because Jesus only tried to stop the violence because he felt bad about it. He was kind of enlightened person you know, gave people new, "civilisated" rules, used god as a quality brand, and got killed because Jews weren't happy with it. And probably because he actualy went rage at some temple and shooed off the traders who had right to complain in society's eyes.

I would not state this just because of this thread. But it's not your first thread like that.

It's a theme.

Everyone has themes. Some even do those kinds of the one you are in currently. But some people just know that their ideas might be wrong, and don't go with them to the public.

Some time beafore you stated that love is just an imaginary thing, and everyone but you are fooled and think it's a real thing.

No, the people who are not fooled have been stigmatized into not talking about it.

Why do old women cry at weddings? BECAUSE THEY FUCKING KNOW, THAT'S WHY.

What do they know? Besides people don't cry at the weddings because of love. It's just one of those moments. It's like being a patriot and looking at proud and florious army of your country. It's more of a happiness, not love.

I used to run sound at weddings at Egypt Baptist Church (oldest in TN, YEE HAW!) and I learned a lot about love. And God. They have a lot in common. For example, the traditional forms of either one of those things does not in fact exist.

God has nothing to do with love. Not the one we all know from the bible, and I am sure you meant that one, because you worked at church. And assuming that you're from USA, it was a christian (or protestant no difference the god is the same) church.

I've actually been working these ideas up for years. I didn't start believing or living this way in the beginning; it took debate after debate before I realized that as fucked up as it all sounds, it makes perfect sense once you quit trying to consolidate tradition with it.

It's called denying the knowledge and rules you know to obey other ones, invented by you. But unfortunately, you're a single human being who won't live more than 100 years. The public beliefs and ethics were generated by experience of masses from centuries back. You can write your own rules. They will just serve you for a short time and you will have to change them constantly. That would show how wrong they are.

I have to tell you, though, once I DID start living these concepts, the world opened up to me like a flower.

Sure, you just don't have to worry about the "old" shit. You can tell yourself anything, and believe it, and be happy with it. It's the easiest way to escape reality. Explain stuff to yourself as it fits you, with most exotic answers you can come up with.

Most of it actually started with a study of cuteness, what makes something cute, and what the purpose of being cute is.

Looks are the factor having effect on the reproduction. If some people think that some animals are cute, then probably that's a mechanism preventing people from exterminating those.

And then it wouldn't be okay at all. It'd be irritating like all those religious people out there who have no idea what they're talking about.

Did it never occur to you that maybe they do? That maybe there IS a justification for why religion has dominated mankind for thousands of years?

First go to talk to religious people, ask them what do they think about their god, what makes him or her so perfect and such, and then check out the source of their religion. The biggest and most famous ones are the PERFECT example.

God from the bible did so many bad to the people in ways that make him even look like an unprofessional prick, that if you actualy read about his actions, and realise what you just read, then one simple idea will come to your mind: The people talking about how their god loves everyone, and saves them from hell and gives you free will, and such have no idea what their god is.

The belief of a god started with the question "where are we from?", and it stayed in simple cultures, and by those cultures, it just spreaded. In the times when the religion was spreading there were not any scientific theories, or any other theories not involving god or gods. And it just stayed in people's culture, just like concept of buildings, countries, money and other shit.

There's also a worldwide stereotype that jews are greedy bastards. Do you think it's so popular for a reason too? That all the jews are greedy bastards and all of them know how to barter?

[FUNKbrs]

At 5/25/11 04:38 PM, Makakaov wrote: I seriously don't understand how does this releate to anything I stated.

Tony Myers is a guy. A really cool guy. Who I know. Who has very interesting ideas about pain, entertainment, and above all, passion.

He's a pro-wrestler, although I could see where you could mistake him for Jesus. They're both part jewish, for one.

Everyone has themes. Some even do those kinds of the one you are in currently. But some people just know that their ideas might be wrong, and don't go with them to the public.

That's the problem; every time I test one of my ideas in person, it works.

What do they know? Besides people don't cry at the weddings because of love. It's just one of those moments. It's like being a patriot and looking at proud and florious army of your country. It's more of a happiness, not love.

Wow, you still don't get it. Maybe one day you'll have one of those moments, and you'll understand. It's not happiness at all. It's about looking at what you've been told and measuring it up to what you see in front of you.

God has nothing to do with love. Not the one we all know from the bible, and I am sure you meant that one, because you worked at church. And assuming that you're from USA, it was a christian (or protestant no difference the god is the same) church.

I know. God is a God of Hate. That's why people die.

It's called denying the knowledge and rules you know to obey other ones, invented by you. But unfortunately, you're a single human being who won't live more than 100 years. The public beliefs and ethics were generated by experience of masses from centuries back. You can write your own rules. They will just serve you for a short time and you will have to change them constantly. That would show how wrong they are.

But I don't have to change them constantly; that's my point. When I do what society tells me, I'm always horribly disappointed. When I follow my hate philosophy, however, the results always exceed my expectations.

Looks are the factor having effect on the reproduction. If some people think that some animals are cute, then probably that's a mechanism preventing people from exterminating those.

You still don't get it. This isn't about sex, and never was. It's not even about people. Large eyes, soft skin, taut muscles, quiet voices... these are aspects of predation, not sex.

The belief of a god started with the question "where are we from?", and it stayed in simple cultures, and by those cultures, it just spreaded. In the times when the religion was spreading there were not any scientific theories, or any other theories not involving god or gods. And it just stayed in people's culture, just like concept of buildings, countries, money and other shit.

There's nothing simple about archaic belief systems. There's nothing simple about primitive subsistence cultures. Why you would think thousands of years and billions of people's lives could ever be considered "simple" is beyond me. It's like saying "Stars are in the sky. It's simple."

It could not possibly be less so.

There's also a worldwide stereotype that jews are greedy bastards. Do you think it's so popular for a reason too? That all the jews are greedy bastards and all of them know how to barter?

Yes. Everyone's a greedy bastard, and Jews have been around for a very long time historically. Therefore, they'd be less separate from fundamentally human stereotypes. I also hear Jews eat food.

Shocking, I know.

[Lumber-Jax12]

This is actually the most logical thing I've ever heard from anything that anyone has ever posted on this site.

Your logic = Your Logic no one else's, so in a word I guess he's saying believe what you want to believe.
A lot of you shit-heads can learn from this man.

Whats so hard about that?

[Makakaov]

At 5/25/11 05:01 PM, FUNKbrs wrote:

At 5/25/11 04:38 PM, Makakaov wrote: I seriously don't understand how does this releate to anything I stated.

Tony Myers is a guy. A really cool guy. Who I know. Who has very interesting ideas about pain, entertainment, and above all, passion.

He's a pro-wrestler, although I could see where you could mistake him for Jesus. They're both part jewish, for one.

You said something about dying on a cross and armpit blood. I assume Tony Myers had to die like this, since that's why I confused him with Jesus.

That's the problem; every time I test one of my ideas in person, it works.

It just fits for you. You wouldn't make up and introduce to your life something that you think is bad, right? Of course you wouldn't. You just live in a shallow world of self excuses, and feeding the feelings, while denying everything around you, that you don't find comfortable. One time you will trip over a rock. And then you'll realise that no matter how much you tell yourself that the rock is not there, the rock will still be there, and it made you trip.

Wow, you still don't get it. Maybe one day you'll have one of those moments, and you'll understand. It's not happiness at all. It's about looking at what you've been told and measuring it up to what you see in front of you.

That's your interpretation, and I assume it's just your experience of dissappointment. NO human in the world will say out of free will that they cried in church because they were dissappointed. You know why? Because noone did. And trust me, there are people who would confess that. Nothing's a tabu with certain people around.

Stop denying feelings. Love exists, and strong happiness that makes people cry exists. Try to find someone, preferably not a sex doll, and start a family. Then watch how your children marry. You won't cry of course, but you will see that it's not dissappointment people feel when looking at weddings of their own children. Ah, sorry, I forgot love doesn't exist, so probably noone will ever love you, like nobody does at this time, so you won't really get into any serious relationship.

I know. God is a God of Hate. That's why people die.

People die because they do stupid shit.

But I don't have to change them constantly; that's my point. When I do what society tells me, I'm always horribly disappointed. When I follow my hate philosophy, however, the results always exceed my expectations.

That's exacly what I stated. You deny the old rules, and replace them with most comfortable answers. It's keeping yourself out of reality. Not in extreme measures of course, but it still is. Look at yourself. Thinking like this made you believe that an actual feeling doesn't exist.

You still don't get it. This isn't about sex, and never was.

Sure, people never wanted to fuck each other, and boobs are actualy pockets for extra ammunition.

It's not even about people. Large eyes, soft skin, taut muscles, quiet voices... these are aspects of predation, not sex.

If you're a predator in nature's world, you have to be able to fight, and soft skin reduces chances of surviving a hit. Some animals are tricky, of course, but yea. These soft ones are usualy not predators. They're prey.

There's nothing simple about archaic belief systems. There's nothing simple about primitive subsistence cultures. Why you would think thousands of years and billions of people's lives could ever be considered "simple" is beyond me. It's like saying "Stars are in the sky. It's simple."

Print or rewrite the paragraph I wrote you quoted above, and hide it in a desk. After a week open the desk, and read that paragraph. If you will still think that your responce states that you understood what I meant there, close the piece of paper with paragraph in the desk, and wait another week. Repeat after you actualy get what I meant there.

There's also a worldwide stereotype that jews are greedy bastards. Do you think it's so popular for a reason too? That all the jews are greedy bastards and all of them know how to barter?

Yes. Everyone's a greedy bastard,

I DISAGREE.

Visit ANY poor culture, where people actualy don't value money, and spend there some time. These people aren't greedy in any way. Not for money, not for anything. They just make living, and entertain themselves in free time. No goals, but also no philosophy.

and Jews have been around for a very long time historically. Therefore, they'd be less separate from fundamentally human stereotypes. I also hear Jews eat food.

Shocking, I know.

Jews obviously don't have to eat food. Look up the Aushwitz concentration camp. Seriously now, we all know all people eat, and what I meant, that jews are most greediest bastards on the world, and you know I meant it, You just didn't really had a counterargument for that, so you generalised it.