nuking food in the microwave

[VenetianChemistry]

i really don't cook many things with my microwave, however i just found out about cooking eggs in it and i must say it is the bomb fecking grande

what other shit is there to speed cook other than hot dogs and eggs

[Ryanson]

Anything that says "Microwavable."

[VenetianChemistry]

At 5/25/11 01:45 AM, Ryanson wrote: Anything that says "Microwavable."

besides that shit

[GodOfVideoGames]

And that was the last time anyone ever nuked a peep...

[Rooster]

I've tried making brownies in the microwave once. It did not end well to say the least.
Do the eggs taste better microwaved? I know I like hotdogs more when they are boiled rather than microwaving them.

[VenetianChemistry]

At 5/25/11 01:49 AM, Psycho-Pickle wrote: I've tried making brownies in the microwave once. It did not end well to say the least.
Do the eggs taste better microwaved? I know I like hotdogs more when they are boiled rather than microwaving them.

well considering it was my first time they tasted like mediocre scrambled eggs HOWEVER i probably overcooked them and didn't add enough pepper and salt

you can put all kinds of stuff with it though like sausages and cheese but it takes a bit longer. it's worth it though as a last-minute-don't-feel-like-frying-anyth ing kinds of meals

[iPumas]

I tried to make fondue before in a microwave. Didn't end as I had planned.

[6r0undZ3r0]

I don't know about cooking raw food, but holy shit, I know people who microwave leftovers for forever. It comes out pretty gross.

[VenetianChemistry]

At 5/25/11 01:58 AM, 6r0undZ3r0 wrote: I don't know about cooking raw food, but holy shit, I know people who microwave leftovers for forever. It comes out pretty gross.

i avoid leftovers like the plague of justinian, shit becomes so disgusting after resting inside of a refrigerator for a day or two

[Wolfos]

Microwaves do not use nuclear radiation. How stupid are you?

[Dosensuppen]

At 5/25/11 02:30 AM, Wolfos wrote: Microwaves do not use nuclear radiation. How stupid are you?

It's just a term people made for cooking things in the microwave. "Nuke it." Sounds really fun to say.

[Ryanson]

At 5/25/11 02:30 AM, Wolfos wrote: Microwaves do not use nuclear radiation. How stupid are you?

....how stupid are YOU?

Lol.

Hey, try nuking some Subway sandwiches, OP.

[VenetianChemistry]

hey i just made a mug brownie with my microwave and i must say it was the cat's pyjamas

this shit is awesome

[AnalPenguinFarming]

Body parts.

[Sequenced]

At 5/25/11 10:45 AM, AnalPenguinFarming wrote: Body parts.

Cannibalism?

[VenetianChemistry]

At 5/25/11 10:50 AM, Sequenced wrote:

At 5/25/11 10:45 AM, AnalPenguinFarming wrote: Body parts.

Cannibalism?

i assume it's not just humans

i'd like to try some elk arm

[Narusegawa]

Cramming a nuclear fission bomb into the microwave sounds like a good idea for a party..

[chaklong]

Nukes? fun

Anyways, pie and some cheese with a basketball = a mess

[4urentertainment]

Wow, you can cook eggs in microwave?

Instructions plz!

[VenetianChemistry]

At 5/25/11 11:46 AM, 4urentertainment wrote: Wow, you can cook eggs in microwave?

Instructions plz!

break two eggs in a coffee cup, throw in some salt maybe pepper, throw more shit in there that you like with your eggs, pop that african in the microwave and microwave it for at least a minute

there you have it breakfast in a cup

[BumFodder]

You can cook anything that contains water and doesnt contain metal.

[superflybones]

You know what really sucks to microwave is jenkem. I looked all over the place for the photo and I couldn't find it, sorry. Point is it exploded everywhere. For those of you lucky ones that don't know what jenkem is it is a drug. The thing though the drug is literally shit and piss in a bottle and a balloon goes over the top. Then people let it sit and ammonia and other stuff from feces fill the balloon and then they inhale the fumes.

[ADDRadock]

I would wrap something in foil and then put it in on high. Best Idea Ever.

[Ragnarokia]

My brother put a metal pan in the microwave, to then top it off it was also touching the door with the handle when it went around.

[VenetianChemistry]

At 5/25/11 12:46 PM, superflybones wrote: You know what really sucks to microwave is jenkem. I looked all over the place for the photo and I couldn't find it, sorry. Point is it exploded everywhere. For those of you lucky ones that don't know what jenkem is it is a drug. The thing though the drug is literally shit and piss in a bottle and a balloon goes over the top. Then people let it sit and ammonia and other stuff from feces fill the balloon and then they inhale the fumes.

jenkem is a fake drug and if you seriously tried making it then you're lower in intelligence than a common pile of hog shit

[superflybones]

At 5/25/11 12:49 PM, VenetianChemistry wrote: jenkem is a fake drug and if you seriously tried making it then you're lower in intelligence than a common pile of hog shit

lol you don't understand science.

[VenetianChemistry]

At 5/25/11 12:54 PM, superflybones wrote:

At 5/25/11 12:49 PM, VenetianChemistry wrote: jenkem is a fake drug and if you seriously tried making it then you're lower in intelligence than a common pile of hog shit

lol you don't understand science.

proper science isn't microwaving a fermented jar of shit and piss

[cast]

I just spent like an hour and a half preparing lasagna, and it's going to taste even better tonight microwaved~

[LordZeebmork]

At 5/25/11 02:36 AM, Ryanson wrote: Hey, try nuking some Subway sandwiches, OP.

Wait, does that actually work? Bread normally gets soggy as hell if you microwave it.

[ash]

microwave eggs are gross :(